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by
Todd Brown
October 18, 2008
I have to think that Katherine was having another
"senior moment" when she started to compare Cane and
Billy to the biblical story of Cain and Abel. I'm
not a big bible reader, but I don't remember the
part where Eve slept with her mother's husband and
got pregnant with his baby, and then Eve's mother
switched the baby with another and Eve never ended
up finding Cain until 35 years later. And I'm pretty
sure Cain and Abel both had the same father, too.
But maybe that's a part of the story they left out
of the King James version. Certainly Katherine would
know, she must have been around when they wrote it.
It's bad enough that Lily is trying to meet guys
online again after what happened to her the last
time, but it's even worse when she uses the rather
pathetic and obvious screen name of "Fallout Girl"
and then starts criticizing the cyberspace guys she
meets for choosing dorky names. Worse still when she
becomes interested in a guy who tells her she stole
HIS profile name. A guy wanted to use the name
"Fallout Girl?" Clearly Lily has no better taste in
men she meets online than ones she meets in real
life.
I thought Lily said she hoped she'd never have to
see Chloe again. So why did she just sit there when
Chloe and Cane sat down at her table and started
rubbing Chloe's pregnant tummy right in front of
her? Way to rub it in, both literally and
figuratively, Cane. Then he had the nerve to tell
her he needed her to be strong for him. Huh?
Something tells me Lily's better off with the
"Fallout Girl" guy.
Especially if Cane really thinks his baby could be
president one day. Please. Not that we haven't had
morons in the White House before, or even currently
for that matter. But even in 40 years time I find it
hard to believe the public at large would put a man
in the oval office who wasn't sure whether his
father was his uncle or his uncle's brother.
Governor of Alabama maybe, but not president.
Do Lily and Colleen really want to argue over which
of them is the lamest person ever? That's like Cane
and Devon arguing over who's the broodiest. I can
settle the lame part right here: it's a tie. Lily
pines for a man she can't have and Colleen has a man
who doesn't want her. Both are equally pathetic.
Although Colleen might be inching ahead - why is she
still wiping tables at the coffee shop? Wasn't she
just hired to be Jabot's new spokesmodel? Is she
doing both jobs? Doesn't the modeling job pay well?
Why on earth are Ana and Tyra back? It's not like
the ratings tanked after they left, or there's some
huge fan base out there that demanded them back. And
who the hell would jump a train just to see Devon? I
would jump a train just to get the hell away from
him. Looks like Karen is going to join Lily and
Colleen at the loser's table pining over the men who
tossed them aside.
Someone needs to teach Neil and Devon how to shave.
Neil is clean shaven except for one little patch of
fuzz under his bottom lip. Devon shaved his head and
most of his face except for one part under his chin.
Maybe they think this makes them look "cool," I
don't know. To me, it looks like they shaved drunk
and missed a big spot.
What's with all of Daniel's strange hats and scarves
and weird hair? One lousy art show and all of a
sudden he's Andy Warhol. It's hard to believe one
woman ever wanted him let alone four. Frankly, a
relationship between two people who are unable to
communicate with each other except under aliases on
a radio show doesn't bode well for success. I'm
predicting this reunion will be short lived.
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