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by
Todd Brown
October 11, 2008
I better go Google my parents and find out if
they're murderers. I mean, if it can happen to Eden,
it can happen to anyone right? I may not be a "whiz"
on the computer like Eden apparently is, but it
doesn't take a genius to do a simple Internet
search. You don't even have to know how to set up a
website.
Wait - the ashram has a website? Isn't that sort of
antithetical for some kind of hippie commune where
they don't even allow cell phones to be used? They
have Internet access and their own website? I don't
think Eden ever got the whole "ashram" thing no
matter how long she lived there. She doesn't seem
very curious by nature; I don't even know what she
thought her father was in jail for if she only just
now found out the charges. Did she think they put
him behind bars for a speeding ticket?
Why does Noah keep pursuing this little snot anyway?
Oh, I get it. He likes bitches, just like his daddy.
Probably thinks that's the way women are supposed to
behave. Must be confusing for the poor kid, what
with his quadrangle of parents and stepparents
changing jobs and marital arrangements every other
day.
The Restless Style covers just keep getting more and
more bizarre, don't they? I never thought they'd top
the last one with the model and the human skulls but
this latest one has some tramp on her back with her
legs in the air like she's the wide receiver in a
porn video. And when Phyllis held it up to show
Nicholas she had her finger on a very precarious
part of the photo. That magazine needs to be handled
with care.
Of course, I doubt if it makes a difference what
they put on the cover. I think people keep buying
this rag just to see what awful things they are
going to write about their current or former
partners each month. It's like reading People
magazine if it were written by Kathy Griffin.
Although, to be fair, the truth hurts. If you put
Sharon in front of a jury I think you easily make
the case that she is, indeed, a vacuous hair chewer.
It's not slander if it's true.
What kind of crappy electrical company does Genoa
City have? Are they powered by hamsters running on a
treadmill or something? One lousy little rain storm
and the entire town goes black? Really? What happens
when it snows? Blackout 'til spring thaw? And why do
people keep getting on elevators when it rains if
they should already know this? Was that elevator
Lily and Cane were trapped in the same elevator
where Phyllis had her baby? I hope they cleaned the
carpet up since then.
Don't tell me Cane and Lily were actually comparing
themselves to Spencer Tracy and Katherine Hepburn.
Lily is no Katherine Hepburn. She's not even Judy
Holliday. And if Cane is Spencer Tracy, then I'm
Clark Gable. But perhaps they were trying to show a
parallel in the real life relationship between
Katherine Hepburn and Spencer Tracy, which lasted
for decades but never went anywhere. Because that?
Does sound familiar.
So Chloe did in fact set out to meet and hook up
with Billy - but never intended to "fall for him,"
as she put it. But, if she fell for him, why did she
ditch him in favor of his surly and humorless older
brother who despises her? She really is crazy. And
if Billy introduced himself to Chloe using his real
name, why did he tell Amber his name was Liam? Maybe
he thought she was a hooker. Honest mistake.
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