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by
Todd Brown
October 4, 2008
Why did Traci have chopsticks in her hair? Is she
living in China now? At least her hair isn't orange
anymore. Although if it were, it might at least
distract attention from her face. Poor Traci, time
has not been kind to her. She looks more like Jack
and Ashley's mother than their sister. Strange that
the one sibling the furthest removed from the family
drama seems to have been aged by it the most.
Who is feeding Zapato while Victor is away? The
staff was fired, and the security guards don't even
seem to be around anymore. Certainly nobody stopped
Nikki and her two kids from breaking in, and yet
they found Zapato somehow fat and happy. Hey, I can
understand the happy part - I'd be happy too if
Victor left. But God only knows what this dog's been
eating. I don't even want to think about the mess he
must be making on the carpets if there's nobody
there to let him out.
Oh, poor Cane, he has finally "lost" Lily. Now if
only the rest of us could be so lucky. Will there
ever be an end to the saga of the star-crossed
lovers? Are Cane and Lily supposed to be Genoa
City's version of Romeo and Juliet? You know, if
Romeo were 37 and Juliet were 21 and acted like she
was 12. And if Romeo had gotten someone else knocked
up and had to marry her instead of Juliet. And if
Juliet were a model for Romeo's company and had to
quit her job afterwards. You know, otherwise,
completely like Shakespeare.
And Romeo - er, I mean, Cane - wants Colleen to be
the new Fresh Face of Jabot? Seriously? There are
many words that come to mind when describing
Colleen's face, and "Fresh" isn't even in the top
20. In fact, with those weird eyes and strange
mouth, I have often thought of her as looking like a
cross between The Joker, as portrayed by Cesar
Romero, and The Joker, as portrayed by Heath Ledger.
Perhaps Heath Ledger was Jabot's first choice, but
since he died, they went with Colleen. It's the only
possible explanation.
Boy, first Colleen takes Lily's old husband, and
then she takes her old job. Maybe next Neil will
disown Lily and adopt Colleen and then Colleen's
entire "All About Eve" plan will have been
completed. But I don't see any reason for Lily to
get all pissy about Colleen or anyone taking her old
job. She quit. Did she think Jabot was going to just
go without a model to replace her indefinitely?
Maybe so; Lily's not too bright. She told Chloe she
never wanted to see her again. In that case, she
better stay out of the coffee shop and the athletic
club, because those are the only two places to go in
Genoa City and everyone goes there.
For further proof that Lily isn't the sharpest knife
in the drawer, as if there were any need, she now
seems headed down the online dating path once again.
This, after by her own admission, she wound up with
a child predator who gave her a venereal disease the
last time she met someone online. But hey, 2nd
time's the charm, right?
Is it just me or was Cane just a little too excited
to meet his brother? He doesn't even know the guy
yet he reached out and literally embraced him as
though having a brother was the most exciting thing
in the world. Everyone who's got siblings knows it's
no picnic. I don't know what's up with Cane, but
Billy better watch out. If Cane gets drunk he might
try to have sex with him. It's his way.
So let's see if I've got this straight. Cane was
married to Amber (sort of), and now Billy is
sleeping with her. And apparently Billy has slept
with Chloe, who Cane is now married to. Plus Cane
slept with Lily, who Billy seems more interested in
than Amber. Wow. Two brothers, three women they will
have shared by the end of the month. What are the
odds? Well, in this town, pretty good I guess.
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