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by
Todd Brown
Potentially, this Eden is a new love interest for
Noah, as they specified she happens to be the exact
same age as Noah. However, I don't think they quite
understand Noah's preferences when it comes to
girls. Even if they aren't as snide to him as Eden
was he's probably not real interested. He sure made
a beeline back to his pal in the pink and white
striped shirt. Was that Sam? Will we ever see the
infamous Sam? I don't think Noah's a vampire, but he
does like to suck. Just guessing.
Speaking of vampires, when the ghost of Sabrina
appeared to Victor, she was wearing this flowing
white gown that happened to be the exact same thing
Angelique the vampire wore when she bit Joe Haskell
on Dark Shadows. I was on the edge of my seat as
Vampire Sabrina materialized out of thin air in
front of Victor, just waiting for her to suddenly
bare her fangs and sink them into his neck. Of
course, she might have a hard time finding the
jugular under all those jowls and sags and even if
she did Victor's blood probably dried up years ago.
Wow, the police in Mexico sure do suck, and not in
the vampire way or in Noah's way either. First
they're perfectly willing to divulge confidential
evidence to a couple of total strangers like Jack
and Adam, and it turns out to be - a Polaroid.
Seriously? They're still using Polaroids in crime
scenes down there? I guess they haven't caught up
with the digital age yet. And - neither has Jack,
since he actually asked if there was a NEGATIVE for
the POLAROID! Then, after the "detective" (if you
can call him that) said they couldn't "release" the
photo - as if a Polaroid can be sent over the wire
or something - Adam's perfectly acceptable solution
was to take a camera phone picture of it. Like
THAT'S not going to get out. The moral of this
story? If you want to kill someone, go to Mexico.
That's probably where Billy's been all this time.
What's going on with Nikki's hair? She looks like a
cross between the Coneheads and the B-52s with that
beehive. I can't believe doctors were standing
around mulling over whether or not to commit Victor
to the psychiatric ward while overlooking that
choice in hairstyles.
Hard to believe that Victor's family is only now
coming to terms with the idea that, Hey! Victor
might need to be locked away. After the countless
times he's run off to find himself and has been
presumed dead they're only just now thinking maybe
something isn't quite right with this guy? And to
have the psychologist come back and say "Yeah, and I
think there's something wrong with his speech too, I
can't make out a word he mumbles." Only to hear "Oh,
no, he always talks that way."
But ultimately, the most amazing thing has to be the
lightening speed with which both Jack and Adam
managed to fly from Mexico to New York,
respectively, and Genoa City. Adam had at least a
three hour flight back home given the most generous
of circumstances and was still drunk while Jack made
it all the way to New York within the space of a
mere conversation. That is just incredible.
Unless, of course, they're VAMPIRES. That would
explain everything.
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