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by
Todd Brown
August 8, 2008
Cane should make good on his promise to Lily and vow
never to take another drink again, because every
time he does, he wakes up the next morning either
married or about to be a father with no memory of
how he got there. The guy's not looking too bright
lately. Chloe doesn't have to force him into
marriage, she should just compare notes with Amber
and get him drunk again, and when he wakes up the
next morning she can tell him they're married. He's
bought it before.
I bet the Jabot shareholders are just as thrilled
with top management as Newman investors are now that
Cane's been named CEO. His experience in business is
pretty much limited to having overseen construction
at Clear Springs. Now, correct me if I'm wrong, but
didn't Clear Spring explode and then collapse? Yeah.
There's a guy who instill confidence, huh?
Wow, the cover shots for Restless Style just keep
getting weirder and weirder. I never thought they'd
be able to top Victoria with that strange wig and
those big awful teeth, but now they've got some
gargantuan black woman holding skulls. What the
hell? I'm starting to appreciate Restless Style just
for the sheer entertainment value in wondering what
goofy kind of cover they're going to come up with
next. And I don't even want to know why they had a
whole box of human skulls at the photo shoot. It's
probably the skulls the first two cover models.
What the hell kind of a camp did Noah go to? When he
left earlier this summer he was 12 and now he looks
like he's about 20. Who goes to camp at that age? I
sure hope this means no more sleepovers at Sam's
because it'll have a whole new meaning now.
Hey, maybe Noah should run Newman Enterprises. His
last name is Newman and he's known Victor a heck of
a lot longer than Adam has. Maybe he's never been to
Harvard but personally I think going from 12 to 20
in about three months is a heck of lot more
impressive than going business school. I mean,
anyone can do that.
I wonder who goes to Indigo and why, aside from
Neil's friends and family, of which there are too
few to keep a business running. Imagine being an
innocent Genoa City resident or visitor and hearing
about a jazz club, only to go there and find not
jazz, but some snot nosed little brat singing gospel
songs or a bunch of idiotic teenagers singing
karaoke. Who would ever go back again? For the life
of me I've yet to hear one single jazz tune in this
place since it opened.
Wow I guess it really is a small world after all.
Michael has spent the better part of the last year
searching for his father, and then he and his family
just happen to stumble upon him by traveling halfway
across the country for a hippie wedding only to find
said father performing the ceremony. What a
coincidence. Hey, you know who Lowell should marry
next? Cane and Chloe. Since he specializes in idiots
and freaks, he should move to Genoa City. He'd
really clean up.
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