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by
Todd Brown
July 12, 2008
What's with using Victoria as the cover model for
Restless Style? They're only on their third issue
and so far they've gone from an unknown celebutante
to an obscure, underground Internet singer to a
small town heiress with bad hair. At this rate their
next cover model will be the night janitor. And what
happened to their idea of going "Old Hollywood
Glamour?" In that getup I kept waiting for Victoria
to do the Charleston. Her "look" predated the
talkies.
Wow, they are really trying to do an about face with
Victor these days. He's running around town grilling
everyone about Nikki including Nikki herself like
he's some kind of savior when only a few months ago
he wouldn't have spit on her if she was on fire. And
now Heather is second guessing her investigation of
Victor in Ji Min's murder, despite the fact that Ji
Min's blood was found inside Victor's gym bag and
dogs hairs found on Ji Min's body matched those of
Victor's dog. In addition to obvious motive that's
some rather damning evidence, yet these days the
writers would rather have us believe Heather was
some out of control obsessive freak barking up the
wrong tree. If she'd known about how Victor once
imprisoned a man in his own basement dungeon her
case against him would have been airtight.
I love how Victor said that when he questioned Nikki
about David "She became irrational." Yeah, she told
her megalomaniac ex-husband to mind his own
business, which he considers "irrational." Although
frankly, as anyone who has watched this show long
enough knows, telling Victor to mind his own
business is in fact quite irrational if not
delusional. Might as well tell Jill to be nice to
everyone, or tell Sharon to be smart.
I guess maybe it's a good thing Victor is trying to
protect Nikki if she's so stupid she's moved on to
an even bigger loser than Victor. Good Lord, David
has to be the dumbest compulsive gambler ever in the
history of the world. Can he not see that Brad is
baiting him? He told Brad he has an incurable
gambling problem and yet every time he turns around
Brad is either giving him a hot tip on a race horse
or inviting him over for a game of high stakes
poker. It's like telling someone you're an alcoholic
and they keep offering you a beer.
So we owe it to Karen that Tara and her Bad Seed
offspring are still in town? Thanks a lot, Karen.
Strange how she pushed Neil into offering his home
up to this woman but did a double-take at the
thought of them working together. She has no problem
with an attractive woman sharing her boyfriend's
apartment, but balks at the idea of the woman
working to earn her own way so she can move out? I
don't get it. Maybe she was hoping for a three way,
or a harem of some sort.
Who else hit the fast forward button on their
remotes the minute that annoying little kid started
singing? Show of hands. Pity the patrons of Indigo
who had no remote controls and actually had to
listen to her. More so for those who wandered in
expecting to hear jazz at a jazz club but were
instead subjected to audition day at Kiddie Korner.
I'm thinking Indigo isn't going to see a lot of
repeat business after this. But I fear the staff and
the regulars haven't seen the last of this kid. Our
luck, we haven't either.
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