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by Todd Brown
June 28, 2008

Where the hell did they get all those guests for Victor and Sabrina's wedding? Neither one of them has any friends to speak of. I mean, Victor has Katherine, and his three children and their spouses who attended only begrudgingly, so who were all the strangers? We've never even seen them before. Don't tell me they're trying to pass them off as lifelong friends of Victor's when we've never even heard of them before. I suppose they might be business acquaintances of Victor's, or possibly even employees, which means that for all intents and purposes, they were paid to be there.

Sabrina's last name is Costelona? So, she's an Italian with a French accent and a Spanish last name? She's positively international, isn't she? I don't even remember ever hearing her last name before she gave it up for Newman. Talk about your whirlwind romances. Neither Victor nor we, the viewers, have even known her long enough to learn her last name. It sure would serve Victor right to learn she's an incurable compulsive gambler too. At least Nikki had the decency to spend a year around David before tying the knot with him, and that's more than Victor can say about Sabrina.

Oh man, I so want a copy of that photo they took of the happy new family at the wedding. The one with Victor, Sabrina, Nicholas and Victoria in it, where Victoria is rolling her eyes like a bowling ball headed for the pins. Frame that sucker and stick in on the piano, right next to all of Victor's other wedding photos. He must have dozens by now. I think they're going to have to get a bigger piano.

Speaking of extras, who were those strangers in the background at Lily's birthday party? It's like the show went out into the streets and pulled a bunch of homeless people into the studio, dressed them up and stuck them into their scenes this week. We all know Lily doesn't have any friends besides Colleen, and if those were supposed to be her school chums why wasn't anyone even talking to them? I think they left Victor's wedding and headed straight over to Lily's place. Following the free food, so to speak.

Boy, it's bad enough that Cane looked like he was chaperoning the party, since he's easily the oldest person in the room. Why'd they have to go and point out that his first favorite song was "on vinyl?" As if to emphasize that he pre-dates the advent of the CD not to mention Lily. Which is total bull - they had CDs when I was a teenager, and I'm even older than Cane, as hard as that is to believe. Next thing you know they'll be saying he voted for Nixon.

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