So Neil hopped the "red eye" to New York, huh?
That's funny, wasn't it only a week or so ago that
Lily couldn't get a flight to New York out of Genoa
City? And wasn't it me who pointed out how odd that
was when people in Genoa City seemed to be able to
hop aboard an airplane any time day or night to any
destination in the world on the slightest whim? And
didn't Neil prove that point? I'm thinking, this
only goes to show that Lily is the dumbest person in
town. Even dumber than Sharon. She was probably
calling the business airport in Green Bay.
And then Lily went and accused Cane of insinuating
that someone would have to be drunk before they'd
kiss Devon. Has she MET Devon? The term "wet
blanket" was invented for this guy. They were
looking at Lily's baby pictures and Devon took the
opportunity to point out that he had no baby
pictures of his own, since his mother was a drug
addict. Way to bring down the room, Devon.
Hell, you'd have to be drunk to kiss Cane. At least
if you're the same age as Lily and Chloe. I don't
know why they insist on lumping this guy, who is
obviously in his late thirties, in with the
post-teen, college age kids. It makes him look like
a child predator. This show seems to have a hard
time lately matching couples who are age
appropriate.
Speaking of age inappropriate, a sure sign that
Sabrina has no friends whatsoever is having to ask
Jana, a woman she barely knows and only met a few
weeks ago, to be her maid of honor. Does she even
know Jana was in jail? For murder, no less? Then
again, considering her track record it's no wonder
Sabrina is so hard up for friends. Maybe she had
some but slept with all their fathers too. I hope
she can get one of them to walk her down the aisle.
And I don't see good prospects for her bridal
shower.
I don't see good prospects for Victor's bachelor
party, either. It's going to him and Adam, a couple
of stuffed shirts with no personality and no
friends. Even the stripper is going to bored.
Victor wants Summer to be the flower girl? Does she
even know how to walk? I've sure as hell never seen
her do it. I don't mean to be politically incorrect,
but I do believe that child is retarded. She seems
totally disconnected from her environment whenever I
see her. Someone is going to have to coax her down
the aisle with cookies given that it's the only
thing she ever seems to be distracted by.
Good God, what a wedding gown. Is that sleeve
supposed to be hanging down like that? What if a
boob pops out? Maybe it was a good thing that Gloria
burned down the Boutique if that's the kind of crap
they sell. I think she may have just done a few
other brides a favor.
