If Nick Newman should ever happen to offer you a
lift in his car, or in his jet, it's probably a good
idea to decline. The man is a vehicular disaster
waiting to happen.
Of course, there are two ways of looking at that. He
always walks away without a scrape, whether he's in
a car crash or whether he falls out of the sky, so
by that token he has pretty good luck. Didn't do the
pilot much good though. And considering Noah was
supposed to be in the car with him, I'd say go ahead
and pass on that ride.
At the hospital, Nick got a CT scan and an MRI. They
checked out his head, but they found nothing inside.
No surprise there. But at least he got his memory
back for the tail end of the annual Cassie Death
Festival. I hope this means they can take that
portrait down from the coffee shop and put it away
until next year. I don't know what they did to that
thing but it looks like Andy Warhol painted it.
There seems to be some confusion about how old
Cassie was when she died. The tombstone says she was
14 three years ago, which would make her 17 now. But
then Nick and Sharon said she would be graduating
from high school this spring. Did she skip a grade
when she was alive, or do you get to graduate early
when you're dead?
Not that he needs an excuse, but the anniversary of
Cassie's death seemed to give Victor the impression
he had carte blanche to be a giant a-hole that day.
When he went to the hospital to find Nick, he
started ripping curtains aside in examination
cubicles. It's a wonder we didn't hear some lady
scream. You know, like in the Bugs Bunny cartoons
where Yosemite Sam opens the shower curtain and Bugs
is standing there with a shower cap on his head and
screams like a woman.
So Phillip Chancellor II died the same day Cassie
died? Boy, get the hell out of Genoa City on May
24th is all I can say. Or for that matter, any other
day of the year.
Victor paid 14 million dollars for a dead shark? And
he thinks it's "art?" Are we sure he hasn't gone off
his meds? And Jana thinks the Newman ranch itself is
a work of art? With the tacky furniture and the big
blue plate on the coffee table? They don't even have
servants to answer the damn door. If that's a work
of art I'm a monkey's uncle.
