Felicia is after Nick and Adam is after Phyllis. It
doesn't take a brain surgeon to figure out where
this is going. Phyllis cheats on Nick with Adam,
Nick cheats on Phyllis with Felicia, and before you
know it they'll all decide to launch a new business
together. Oh wait, that's already been done, hasn't
it? They're just playing with fire sending two of
them to New York together. Have they already
forgotten what New York did to Nick and Sharon's
marriage, and to Brad and Victoria's? Nothing good
can ever come from going to New York.
I don't know what Nick is so upset about learning
his father bought his mortgage and he didn't even
know it. Doesn't he realize what a gold mine he's
sitting on? All he has to do is sue the bank for
millions. A lender cannot sell your mortgage to
someone else without notifying you first. It's
against the law. And even if by a twisted soap opera
contrivance it doesn't happen to be against the law
in Genoa City, Nick can easily stay one step of his
father by refinancing. Doesn't he ever listen to the
radio? Lenders are begging for refinance jobs these
days. He can go to American Family Mortgage and
refinance, who will pay off Victor, and when Victor
tries to buy that loan he can go to Countrywide and
refinance again. He can have Victor running in
circles trying to buy back the mortgage every time
he refinances. What a hoot that would be.
It was ironic to hear Gloria say "There are lots of
houses out there." Aside from the Abbott house there
are only three others I'm aware of: Brad's house,
Katherine's house, and the Newman Ranch. Everyone
else either lives in an apartment or at the club. So
unless Brad, Katherine or Victor is looking to sell,
I'm guessing Gloria is out of luck.
There are even some people who don't seem to live
anywhere. Where does Heather live? Is Daniel still
living with Kevin? Is Amber still living in that new
penthouse, the one she could only afford with the
stolen money she burned? Where did Karen live before
moving in with Neil? Where were Noah and Fisher
living before they got the Abbott house back? This
town is in serious need of a builder.
Did Jeffrey actually call Alistair a "pile of
pickled pig poo?" Who's writing this garbage, Dr.
Seuss? Oh, yeah, Dr. Seuss is dead. But - maybe it's
Dr. Seuss's identical twin brother, Jeffrey Seuss.
Or maybe it's the ghost of Dr. Seuss, or maybe it's
an actor who just happens to look exactly like Dr.
Seuss. Maybe that's where they're getting their
ideas for this show.
I don't know why Victoria should be so surprised to
learn her father was boning her best friend. Just
exactly what did she think was going to happen when
she invited Sabrina to spend the night at Victor's
house? The old goat is lonely and has a penchant for
young women. There was Ramona, and Hope, and Tricia,
and even Sharon, and a few others I'm forgetting at the moment. Victoria might as well have turned down
the bed for them.
Sabrina should never wear black, she looks like
Morticia Addams with all that long black hair
framing her gaunt face and those big, blood-red lips
of hers. She's scary.
Is Heather working as the receptionist at Restless
Style now? Or is that just someone who looks exactly
like Heather from a distance? But wait - I saw two
or three more Heather-looking girls milling around
the warehouse, and several more at the coffee house.
My God, this town is filled with Heathers! I told
you that mole of hers was going to reproduce. I just
didn't know it was going to spit out dozens of
replicas of Heather.