I can't think of anything more horrible than the
prospect of the spawn of Cane and Lily. Given their
combined lack of personality I can only imagine how
insipid and boring their offspring would be. We're
talking so monumentally dull a child of theirs would
probably approach an electric eye door and not get
it to open.
Why does everyone want Lily? Why would anyone want
Lily? Felicia Forrester wanted Lily to do the ads
for her fashions in the same magazine where Lily
would be appearing in ads for Jabot. What kind of
boneheaded business move is that? It would be like
if Vanna White did ALL the game shows. Hey, maybe
Lily can just be in all the ads. She can model
fashion, makeup, jewelry, furniture and weight loss
products. Only, not so much that last one for much
longer. Forget "Restless Style," they can just call
it "The Lily Magazine."
Oh, the irony of Lily asking Colleen if she could
imagine that Drucilla had never had her. I can
certainly imagine it, and what a wonderful thing
that would have been. Not only for us, but for her
as well. In fact, half the children of Genoa City
would have been better off if they had never been
born at all.
Reed is certainly one of them. JT and Victoria went
to Chicago? Didn't Victoria tell Sabrina just the
day before that she couldn't go to LA because of the
baby? Did they leave the baby behind with a sitter?
Why did they go to Chicago anyway? Victoria sure
forgot about wanting to be a mother so badly in an
awful hurry, didn't she?
So apparently Adam's MBA from Harvard not only made
him an expert in the wonderful world of women's
cosmetics, but he's got a good eye for fashion too.
No wonder he left Wall Street, he was probably a
laughing stock there. But for all his alleged
experience and wisdom he doesn't seem to be aware
that you can fix a photo in Photoshop for FREE
because he told Phyllis he knew it was going to cost
"a lot of money" to improve the colors. Before it's
even gone to press.
And speaking of photos, where did Victor get the
formal portrait of Adam to add to his collection on
the piano? I wouldn't guess that Adam is walking
around with a stack of 5x8 glossies of himself in a
business suit but maybe I'm assuming too much.
I can't figure this kid out. I don't know if Chris
Engen is just a horrible actor or if he's woefully
miscast. But he's coming across as a creepy,
sociopathic sexual predator and I'm reasonably
certain that's not what the writers are going for.
He barged into Phyllis and Nick's house on the
pretense of fixing an ad then started asking Phyllis
some very personal questions about her marriage and
told her he "knew" she was attracted to him. She
should have called the police. He wound up stealing
her hair tie and I half expected him to start
sniffing it like it was her panties. If the writers
are going for the next Matt Clark or Cameron Kirsten
they should have hired someone with a little more
edge to him than some bland, generically cute kid
who looks like he should be on one of those ABC
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