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If We Could Talk With the
Animals
It's
all a bit confusing for the everyday plebe, all this baffling business
jargon and new fashion magazines dealing with a manpower shortage as its
owners trip around town hurling hate balls. As always, it's best that you
don't ponder too deeply how animals like Zapato the dog can said to be
"happy" when his master up and left him again, or how the only other canine
in this city got the name Fisher when Nikki Newman didn't get the name
Elsie.
Daily Daze
When You Care Enough
to Send the Very Best
If they really cared, Nick Newman and Victoria Hellstrom would have found
their daddy a real lawyer. If she cared enough to enroll Eden Baldwin in
school, Lauren Baldwin would have known she's never been to school.
Daily Daze
Abbott's to Restore
Legacy
Like a
wicked parasite flaring up at unexpected times and in unexpected places like
those deep in the jungles of Mexico, the kind that burrow deep and attach to
the colon, this is where failed fashion magazine publisher Jack Abbott is.
He's round up back-stabbing, sperm-stealing, baby-killing, mentally unstable
half-sister Ashley Abbott - and why does brother Jack get to talk to my dead
daddy but I don't - sister Traci Abbott Connelly to hammer out yet another
illegal plan to take over the near collapse Jabot Cosmetics.
Daily Daze
Newman Escapes
Medical Nightmare
The "most powerful man" in all of Genoa City, Victor Newman easily
outsmarted an attempt by his dimwit children to have him committed, but the
question remains: Why must a man of Newman's wealth and power fear the likes
of Nick Newman and Victoria Hellstrom? The Daily
Daze
Mirror, Mirror, On the
Wall. Who's the Evilest Bitch of All?
"Do it
for me, Daddy. I can't lose you," the wicked witch of the Mid-West Victoria
Newman Hellstrom spewed as she and her numb nuts brother puked and hurled
that Victor Newman should commit himself to one of the most corrupt and
disease-ridden psychiatric hospital wards in all the land, the God Have
Mercy Medical Center. Oh, by the way, Daddy. If you don't do it voluntarily
we'll have your ass committed. Daily Daze
Scratching the
Surface
What's that about Billy Abbott? Gay as a vase filled with pansies is he?
Once had a thing for Raul Guittierez? Maybe J.T. Hellstrom too? So who's
surprised that Abbott would ask Amber Moore about the size of Cane Ashby's
penis? Fashion/Style
Go, and Sin No More
God should strike Jack Abbott dead for all the lies he's spewing. For one,
Victor Newman did not want the blind Hope Adams to be "perfect". She
willingly went along with the "risky" eye surgery and Abbott failed to
mention that he had no qualms when Luan Volein was treated with experimental
drugs by didn't know what was wrong with her Dr. Toe Jam.
Daily Daze
Don't Wake the Dead!
Who does
Victor Newman think he is choosing to leave this crazy world whenever he
wants? Is that another benefit of the rich and elite? Your spouse kicks the
bucket and torn with grief you merely call out for the dead to take your
hand and pull you away? Where the hell is Sabrina Newman anyway? In another
world where visitors are not allowed. Daily Daze
Take This Loser Town
and Shove It
Angry as teenager Eden Baldwin is, she got three things right. Genoa City is
a loser town with its loser school and loser teenagers.
Daily Daze
Interview With the
Security Guard
On September
10, 2008, Y&R viewers were introduced to a new security guard at the Newman
Ranch, whose job would be ensuring Victor's absolute privacy. Mark Pierce,
the actor in this role, tells us what it's like to be a day player on TV's
most highly rated daytime drama - and shares personal stories about his
acting experiences, his real-life role as a high school Vice Principal, and
his childhood memories of Y&R.
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Forgive Me Father, For I
Have Sinned
The race
was on. Who would be first the first slut to sleep with Genoa City homeboy
Billy Abbott? Lily Winters, Colleen Carlton, Amber Moore, or J.T. Hellstrom?
And the winner is? Daily Daze
Her Master's Ass
It's only been weeks since Katherine Chancellor prattled on about the book
she was writing. It's been how long since assistant Amber Moore took notes,
but now the old woman can't remember the book or who's having her grandson's
baby? Would memory loss be the week's message to the people. Got millions of
dollars? Got something eating away at your brain causing you to forget what
day it is? Daily Daze
Confusion Surrounds
Return of Former Teenager
Born
fifteen years ago, after almost marrying his cousin, Billy Abbott fled to
Florida, picked up David Chow's gambling habit, got into trouble with the
Mob, was ostracized to his parent's Hong Kong toxic chemical company and two
short years later returned looking like he's thirty-something and
immediately starts hanging around with his now twenty-something creepy pals
and became so proficient at surfing he won a contest or two?
Daily Daze
The Garden of Eden
Holy crap! How did Eden Baldwin know where to find her father? Who told her
where to find Michael Baldwin and how'd she get into the condom where the
once scared someone would eat her baby Lauren Baldwin lives?
Daily Daze
Scratching The
Surface
With the "art" show put on for Daniel Romalotti generally a Joke of the Week
and the interview with the New York Times art critic something that will
never appear in print, fashion/style critic Liza van Horne comments on
Romalotti's "fans" and other style.
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'Fans' Flock to See
Unknown Sketch Artist
Fans?
The New York Times sent an art critic to review some no-name from Wisconsin
who draws with a pencil and got his training from the back of a matchbook
cover? Besides the kids from Genoa City, where were these "fans" and why was
it Billy Abbott without whose purchases Romalotti's scratching of naked ho's
would have bombed? Daily Daze
Abbott Confession:
Volein Not Only Love
In 1995, Jack Abbott swore up and down that Luan Volein was his "angel of
mercy"; the only woman who could give him sanity and hope, nurture his heart
and spirit, get him through the long, dark nights and the only woman he'd
ever love. No sooner had Luan died in 1996 but what Abbott told Diane
Jenkins he loved her and asked Jenkins to marry him.
Daily Daze
Scratching the Surface
Hair length to a woman is to a man what penis size is? Who knew?
Fashion/Style
Newman Will Huff and Puff
and Blow Half-Brother
If Adam Wilson had half a brain he'd be taking self-defense lessons from
Karen Taylor. He'd be in the Athletic Supporter gym day and night until he
was so pumped that pipsqueaks like Nick Newman would think twice before
telling him to watch his mouth or he'd break him in half.
Daily Daze
Sharon Abbott Signs
Autographs at Food Bank
How insulting that rich designing women with their mansions and their
meat-eating husbands engaged in blackmail and other crimes would give a
single shit about the poor, homeless, hungry people.
Daily Daze
Useless Magazine Gets
Useless Editor-In-Chief!
A
regular miracle of sorts, out of work, out of a husband and unable to get
through to a former husband who doesn't want her, Nikki Newman Chow was
thinking about getting a job, but what to do? Strip for not getting any sex
men? Become Editor-In-Chief for a magazine when she's never taken a single
"course" like her son's step-child Daniel Romalotti did which allowed him to
become a famous artist? Yeah, that's the ticket. Editor-In-Chief. Has a nice
ring to it. Daily Daze
High Ho, High Ho, It's
Off to New York the Sluts Go
Phyllis Newman can't make it, she's too busy running a failing fashion
magazine and hiring editors who have no experience. But Colleen Carlton the
blowup doll whore will make it, and outside male slut Daniel Romalotti, she
may be the only one to attend a showing of Romalotti's hen scratching in New
York City.
Daily Daze
Plotline Doldrums: Will
'Marge' Rock Sinking Boat?
Recall
those daze of 1989 yesteryear when interest in Genoa City was at an all-time
high and Gina Roma was actually seen managing the RoadKill Cafe while her
old lover was out cavorting with Marge Cotrooke to steal the Chancellor
fortune? Recall too that Cotrooke was the spitting image of Katherine
Chancellor because it was so clever having one person play the role of two
people? Well, she's expect to be coming back soon. Marge that is.
Daily Daze
Arrested? Who You Gonna
Call?
Detained by the local Gestapo, Brad Carlton used his one phone call wisely
by contacting one of only two people who would give a rat's ass - Sharon
Abbott! Daily Daze
Open Marriage Baby Will
Be Wanted, Loved
Always a
question of who will protect the precious babies, because birth control is
not encouraged, abortion is outlawed in Genoa City, and men have no
recollection of the women they've screwed because they were so stoned,
pregnant and open to an open marriage Chloe Ashby has resolved that unlike
other unwanted children, her baby will be wanted and loved.
Daily Daze
Magazine Change #666
Freaks Advertisers
This is a time of true, red-blooded American mavericks, of hot Wisconsin
redneck babes and giant phallic guns and military fetishism and zero birth
control, of teen pregnancy and God and freshly slaughtered snake on the
dinner table! Nick Newman better stay the course, or he'll have an ad-less
magazine.
Daily Daze
Snake In Grass Charged
With Money Laundering!
With
little proof to go on other than records Chancellor Industries CEO Jill
Abbott knew of pertaining to former employee David Chow, who she didn't know
had a gambling addiction until it was too late, the FBI, without revealing
how it knew money was cleaned, charged former Jabot Cosmetics employee Brad
Carlton with money laundering. Daily Daze
Director of Internet
Affairs, Coffee Shop Owner Telecommutes!
Step
right up folks. Your wait is over. The question as to how a coffee shop
owner could remain employed at the local toxic chemical company has been
answered.
Kevin Fisher telecommutes! Daily Daze
Digging Up the Past
On July
31, 2007, the GCN reported, "According to his Pa, Noah Newman is a "popular"
kid when he's in school," but at the same time he was so troubled he needed
constant therapy which never resolved the issue of why Noah committed an act
of animal cruelty on August 30 that year. For all the "sleepovers" Noah had
with boys his age, for someone who was given his own basketball court and
soccer field, he never invited his friends over to shoot hoops. For the
endless days Noah spent with best friend Sam, since returning from Summer
Camp he hasn't seen Sam and Sam wants to know why.
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Ms. Magazine Puts Hubby
On Notice
With the fashion magazine to be all fashion magazines back in the hands of
never published a thing in his life Nick Newman, it was Newman's hope the
rag could return to something resembling "real journalism". But then his
recycled wife had other plans.
Michael Kelly reports.
Life's a Bitch, and Then You Die - Or not
Anyone who thinks that living in Genoa City isn't hard should ask Victoria
Hellstrom. The new mother of a "miracle" baby not so many months ago,
Hellstrom has been in and out of her father's company three times since then
including her return to Newman Enterprises today at the request of CEO Neil
Winters said to have been "desperate" for Hellstrom's skills that will make
him look good. And while the first two times Mrs. Hellstrom jumped back to
NE without batting an eye, her latest move had to be blessed by brother Nick
Newman. Oh Lord, life in Genoa City. How hard it must be.
Daily Daze
Cool Dude!
Let's face it, how do the local Mexicans feel when Nikki Chow refers to
where they live as "some godforsaken strip of beach"?
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I've Been Fired and Can't Get Up!
Proof of criminal activity in writing, morons who can't manage their own
lives much less a major corporation being asked help manage said
corporations, how funny is it that lowly servants would run to their
Wal-Mart masters begging for their jobs back and wondering what ever will
become of them? Haven't they heard of unemployment?
Daily Daze
He Was Robbed!
His wife passing away suddenly, GCN Editor Brent Kellogg didn't get to go
missing in Mexico or sailing on a fishing boat during the worse storm ever.
He's yet to speak with the dearly departed, or have her turn into a drunken
Irish two-bit actor. That's what he gets for not living in Genoa City where
dead people live on. Daily Daze
A Tossing of the Cookies
Business got you down? Not as fun as you thought it would be? Did you really
think that swapping marriage partners and then going into business as a
foursome would work out? Looking for an easy way out? Forget the lawyers,
flip a coin and then toss your cookies. Daily
Daze
"Restless Amber" Returns
Remember the harebrained idea Useless Style had to animate village idiot
Amber Moore only to have it shot down because the magazine doesn't host its
own web site and the hosting company refused to sell USM any additional
bandwidth? Take heart dear web surfers; because nepotistic sons Noah Newman
and Daniel Romalotti have nothing better to do Restless Amber is back!
Daily Daze
My Mexican Vacation
Hairpieces
are trained/designed to be discrete. You can take the hairpiece off of the
head, but you can't take the training out of the hairpiece. It helps too, to
have an imagination. More
Lying Sack of Crap
What a guy, whining that the mother of his unborn baby is a liar when Cane
Ashby is nothing but lies. One might say he's a lying sack of crap.
Daily Daze
Memo to Nikki Chow:
Stop it! Each and every time there's a crisis you bitch and moan about
however will you tell the children. The children don't give a shit! Stop
looking at your rubberized fat thighs and wake up! Chronologically, the kids
are adults! Daily Daze
Bardwell Names Self as
Jabot CEO
It'll take awhile as various crimes are committed and the Securities and
Exchange Commission finishes its investigation, and God shifts His political
allegiances and flags are waved to confuse stockholders still reeling from
the musical chairs power struggle at Newman Enterprise, but once the various
miseries, scandals, humiliations, missteps, drug addictions, unwanted
pregnancies, and as much writhing and squirming and attempt to make this
Jabot Cosmetics/NE ticket seem even the slightest bit palatable, as opposed
to downright frightening, upstanding Genoa City elitist Jeffery Bardwell
will navigate the toxic Jabot ship to safer waters as its new CEO.
Daily Daze
Zapato the Dog Returned
to Newman Ponderosa
For all the firings and upheaval in the wake of Victor Newman's return from
a watery grave, the one person he didn't terminate is whomever is
responsible for putting what is perhaps his only friend, Zapato the dog in a
kennel. For good measure, Newman should give his grandson a few kicks in the
ass for wanting his cake and eating it too.
Daily Daze
Surfer Boy Meet Surfer
Girl
How could anyone tell that at the ripe old age of twenty Daniel Romalotti
is an "artist" and his "work" is on display in a New York Gallery? The hat
worn askew. Dead giveaway, the mutt who can't find a dog of his own, now
has a need to meet the rival surfer boy thought to be in Genoa City, but
willing to hookup in New York. What next? A gay wedding?
Daily Daze
Stop the Hypocrisy
Less than a day has passed since 15-year-old Noah Newman whined he didn't
want to be seen as another spoiled rich kid and then did what all rich kids
do. Special treatment, trips to Mexico, and day off from school to attend a
fashion show with mommy? Daily Daze
What's In Paul's Bag?
A running gag, if they were ever in, aluminum briefcases went out in the
sixties. Maybe it's Paul Williams' flower power heritage that makes him want
to look like a fool, but GCN correspondent Allison Newton wants to know,
what's in his bag? More Odd
Woman Out?
J.T. Hellstrom growing tired of his bitchy, wears the pants, wife? Who can
blame him? All the talk about children needing both their parents -
hunkmonkey wash. Like politics, promises made are never kept. The birth of
Reed Hellstrom, miracle as it was, may not hold the Hellstrom marriage
together. Daily Daze
Ghastly
Ghouls and Goblins
What good can come from the miraculous survival of Victor Newman? That
he's a "changed" man? That he wants to keep his return among the living a
secret? That somewhere in the night Sabrina Newman's ghost is floating
around, or flying the friendly skies of Genoa City with Cassie Newman?
Daily Daze
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