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I Was
Robbed!
The pendulum is swinging. From the toxic war-happy Newman's fighting over
whether their daughter and her baby should live or die and the subsequent
he left me nearly penniless divorce cow mooing, to the independent, chess
master negotiator, can't see that her new man is a hoodwinker Nikki Chow
suggesting that an acquisition by her former husband is in some way theft.
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Scratching the Surface
Two people roughly the same chronological age having sex? What a concept!
Fashion/Style
Supermarket Queen Saves Phone Minutes; Zooms to Wisconsin
Yes friends, the Jitter Joint is the first place
newcomers to Genoa City hit. They are happy to discuss sensitive topics in
public places because this town's lamest PI doesn't have an office.
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Abbott
Trumps Bardwell
Long overdue, Jabot Cosmetics senior executive Jill Abbott, in her role a
Chancellor Industries CEO, terminated the useless, ungodly services of
appointee Gloria Abbott Bardwell effective immediately.
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Kibbles
& Bits and What the Funeral Director Heard
Doing what any PI worth his salt would do, Paul Williams, knows as the
most clueless, inept private eye on the planet, in an effort to get solid
evidence that David Chow is a killer, ran down the funeral director who
presided over the services of one Angela Perkins and who led Williams to
Chow's step-daughter, Mina King. The Daily Daze
Jitter
Joint Gives New Meaning to Term Greasy Spoon!
Family owned and operated, the Genoa City Jitter Joint coffee and muffin
and smoothies shop owner Kevin Fisher called upon family members and the
general public to help with the rush-hour today with no concern that
customers might contract any number of bacterial diseases.
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Fashion
Mag Plans Turkey Issue
You've seen TIME's
Thanksgiving issue. You've read articles written in
May not published until November. Timely, hip, this
is Restless Style Magazine where phones ring off the
hook while the receptionist slurps cafe lattes at the Jitter Joint. Who
answers the phone when Amber Moore isn't there? Why are people calling at
all? The Daily Daze
'Hip' Fashion Magazine Scores "Coup" With Aged Porn Star Mom!
Paris Hilton's mother is making her way to fashion world headquarters
Genoa City to conduct an on-line chat? With who? The baby boomers of Jack
Abbott's out-of-touch world? Isn't that what Lauren Baldwin is for? Amber
Moore could do better. Is there a over 60 viewer demographic missing? It's
like old people are taking this city over.
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Daily Daze
Rock &
Roll Hoochie Coo
The departure of Daniel Romalotti with his "dad" on tour around the globe
performing for the social security crowds. Does it get any fruiter?
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Shutterbug Overexposed
Whenever Danny Romalotti is in Genoa City where is his band holed up?
Where is the tour bus parked? Good questions. We do know though who didn't
get on the bus. More
Waa!
Waa! Tell Me About Dead Daddy - Or Not.
For all Cane Ashby's sudden whining about needing to know about his dead
daddy, what did he learn? The Daily Daze
Miracle On Main Street!
Accident prone, plane crash survivor just a year ago, on the day of his
adopted daughter's death, what a coincidence that on the holiest of Genoa
City days, Nick Newman would be in a car wreck and survive it.
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Blowing
In The Tour Bus
No experience as a photographer but got a hankering to be one? No problem
if your name is Daniel Romalotti and your faux father wants you so bad
he'll do anything. The Daily Daze
These
Tragic Times
May 5, 2005 - Sound familiar? Victoria Newman hadn't been able to stand
her family, didn't want anything to do with them, couldn't get out of town
fast enough, but the moment her niece got into a car wreck all that
changed and it took a team of mules to drag Victoria away from her family
especially her brother who at one time hadn't wanted anything to do with
Cassie Newman because she wasn't created with his hot, manly, spunky
sperm. More
10-Year-old NE Employee Slapped On Wrist For Million Dollar Mistake
This is what happens when more experienced NE employees aren't keeping an
eye on the new kid. This is your new office, Mr. Wilson. Go play; buy up
lots of companies; no need to check with anyone; you have carte blanche
because you are Victor Newman's neglected son.
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Dead
Refuse To Let Dead Die
Since he's been in town, why hasn't Danny Romalotti thanked Michael
Baldwin for giving him a kidney so that he could live on as rock star? Why
doesn't Ashley Abbott lament the loss of her baby each year? Or Jack
Abbott and the now Mrs. Chow? Or Nick Newman and his wife who tossed their
didn't survive fetus into the dumpster? Why haven't Jill Abbott and
Katherine Chancellor remembered Phillip Chancellor II as they used to each
year? Why hasn't Jill asked Kevin Fisher to hang a picture of Mr. Kim Chee
on the Jitter Joint wall each year? Why doesn't Jana Hawkes grieve for her
dead father? Why must it be all about Cassie Newman each year?
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Scratching the Surface
Okay, how did Lauren Baldwin obtain the right to sell
$15,000 Hermes Birkin bags when
only Hermes sells them? Liza Van Horne has the story.
Fashion/Style
Mama's
Don't Let Your Sissies Go On Tour With Washed-up One-Hit Wonders
Star light, star bright, the washed-up rock star Danny Romalotti swearing
he's still a star in Asia and Europe wants to take his "son" on tour with
him for the summer and Daniel Romalotti has one night to make a decision.
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Appalling Grace
On the 3rd Anniversary of Cassie Newman's death a near national holiday
was declared as coffee shop owners remembered to put photos of the dead
kid on display and those who didn't know Cassie could ask who the hell is
that and why do you have a picture of her?
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Daily Daze
Caught In the Itsy Bitsy Spider Web
Trace that call! Calling all morons. Genoa City's bumbling private eye is
aware that the still alive former Mrs. Chow has been talking to his
sources, but he hasn't thought to ask where Mrs. Chow is and thus had to
call upon Professor Gadget to fit him for a tracer that just anyone can
attach to their phone? Does the FBI know about this?
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Life in the Fast Lane Part 2
The drama, the intrigue, the bringing together of families like what was
said was supposed to happen following the Clear Springs disaster. Remember
that? The Daily Daze
Diamonds Are a Guy's Best Friend
Hello? Cayman Islands Bank? Gloria Bardwell here. Please send my diamonds
to me pronto. I gotta come there? Bank policy? To hell with bank policy.
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Life In the Fast Lane
How long has it been? Six months since Victoria
Newman was in a coma? Isn't it time then for another
Newman tragedy?
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Daze
Scratching the Surface
Shaved heads. A new trend in Genoa City fashion?
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Deluded
Hacks Launch Web Site; Embarrass Selves
The theory over at Restless Style must be: If we build it the sheep will
flock. The sheep, who can't wait to buy Jabot Cosmetics at their local
Safeway or would believe Kevin Fisher would run a Jitter Joint ad on the
site without throwing a fuss like Adam Wilson did.
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Chowing Down On Death; Clueless PI Finds Clue
Nikki Newman sealed her fate in Mexico last week. She
rushed into a marriage without a prenuptial and
even
bragged to PI Paul Williams of the marriage. Was he
surprised? Damn right he was.
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Old People Having Sex
Drunk as a skunk, old-timer Wally Wallingford was
able to have sex? And pigs fly.
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Number
9, Number 9
Was time standing still this week in Genoa City? How then did Victor
Newman attend a late night business meeting, return home to his
bride-to-be, take her out to dinner, return home alone to ride his
ex-wife's horse while Sabrina Casterfate zipped into the city to fetch a
loading dock key only to return in time to pour the old man's bath all the
while formerly ignored son Adam Wilson snoozed upstairs and still she had
time to change wardrobes two or three times?
Fashion/Style
RSM Hits Street! Sales Boom! JFK Runs Out!
Reports of angry mobs gathered at John F. Kennedy
airport could not be confirmed as America woke up to
find with its morning newspaper the first issue of
Restless Style Magazine.
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Cell Phone Service Disabled In Elevator Made of
Kryptonite!
Perhaps one of the first elevators Otis ever made,
victims of Genoa City's 9th or 10th stuck elevator
found that in this particular case Otis lined the
walls with kryptonite.
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Mommy's Little Girl Needs a Girl
Shown when he had long, blond hair, there's never been much doubt that
Daniel Romalotti is a girlie boy, and especially now that his artistic
leaves are turning and mommy Newman is wishing he'd bring a nice girl home
to her just like him. The Daily Daze
Slimed? Editor Questions Sanity; Defends Sharon
Abbott!
You know it's an extraordinary strange day in Genoa
City when GCN editor Brent Kellogg defends the city's dumbest woman.
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Montezuma's Revenge! Newman Has Pequeña Boda in Mexico
Married so many times to so many men it's difficult keeping track of all
her last names, despite the bad omens all around her including gambler
David Chow, Nikki Newman tied the noose around her neck.
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Real Men Don't Take Baths
Reeking of sweat and equine odor after riding his
ex-wife's horse as a way to deal with news of her
latest marriage, the great Victor Newman's intent to
take a bath made the skin of real men crawl.
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Magazine's Premier Issue Dripping in Red Ink
The first issue of Restless Style Magazine certain
to rot on newsstands, the masterminds behind RSM
nevertheless continue pumping money into it.
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Songbird Flies Coop
Karen Taylor never quite made it as a singer at Neil Winters' cage known
as the Indigo Club, but she did make a good decision by telling Winters to
kiss off although it was somewhat wimpy.
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Daily Daze
Fly Me to the Moon, Or Spain, Whenever the Engine is
Fixed
On the anniversary of her son's plane crash, a year
later with no conclusive NTSB ruling, why would
Nikki Newman board a rickety We Fly You Anywhere Air
flight with its engine being worked on?
The Daily Daze
Scratching the Surface
Old people trying to look young. Why can't they
accept their golden years?
Fashion/Style
Loverly Bunch of Nutballs
Danny Romalotti come back for his lover? Another
Cassie Newman pity party? Say it ain't so!
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Dumped!
Not that Jack Abbott can ever atone for his criminal misdoings, that he
hired a real publisher to fix the many problems beset by Rest Style
Magazine and has followed the publisher's suggestion that "little girls"
do not a successful magazine make, dumping Lily Winters from the cover is
the best thing Abbott has done in a long, long time.
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The Untouchables
His tell-all-book avoided like the plague after one phone call by an
ambulance-chasing lawyer, his agent unwilling to touch him with a ten-foot
pole, Professor Adrian Gerbil owes his failure as a writer to the little
girl college student he couldn't resist putting the pork to.
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Baldwin
Burns Book!
See what happens when you let a little girl research your book? It gets
banned and you get burned! The Daily Daze
Scratching the Surface
Having lived in Wisconsin, Liza Van Horne knows
hicks when she sees them.
Fashion/Style
Inn of the 7th Happiness
Quiet please. Mr. Newman likes his privacy. If you'd
like a drink one of the many Newman illegal
immigrants will be happy to serve you so long as Mr.
Newman and his young bride-to-be haven't exceeded
the daily quota of happiness.
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Jabot
Will Sponsor Rainforest Destruction!
Have the crazies running toxic Jabot Cosmetics not
heard that the Amazon rainforest is near total
destruction? Why would a company claiming to be
concerned about the environment sponsor a "movie"
made by a film crew trampling down the Amazon?
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Daily Daze
Shanghaied to Shanghai
College student, sometimes waitress Colleen Carlton
got a job offer to go work in Shanghai. Doing what?
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Daily Daze
Biting
the Hand That Feeds Them
Despicable, wretched excuses for human beings, after all Victor Newman has
done for them, after all their Bible thumping, Nikki Newman and Victoria
Newman Hellstrom have teamed up to do bad unto the old man.
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Failure
Is the Operative Word
More trouble ahead for Restless Style Magazine, book
author, others. The Daily Daze
Book
Seen As Threat to Highly Regarded Carlton Family, Others
When professor Adrian Korbel announced he was writing a book and it wasn't
going to be about older men having sex with young girls, somewhat stymied
as to where he'd begin because he didn't know much about the Kaplans, Korbel
asked Kaplan's daughter if she'd help dig up the
dirt. The Daily Daze
Daddy's In Denial
The Great Victor Newman can't believe that his
superhuman sperm could produce a boorish jackass who
gets off on getting up in everybody's face. How far
will he go to protect his fantasy of the wholesome,
naive farmboy? The Eurotrash girlfriend wants to
know! More
Unethical Employment Practices
Why would someone with nothing to do but place bids
for Victor Newman at art auctions need an assistant?
What has become of Genoa City's business ethic?
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Take This Job and
Shove It, Nepotism Rules!
God forbid the rich kids of Genoa City should flip burgers, those next in
line for that rare job opening at Jabot Cosmetics, if their name isn't
Abbott or Newman or Carlton or have vast criminal histories like Kevin
Fisher and Gloria Bardwell or may know someone well connected to Jabot who
can pull some strings to get them in, will have to wait. Victoria
Hellstrom, apparently unaware that her mother was willing to make her the
sacrificial lamb, forgetting it was daddy who fought to save her
meaningless life, today told daddy to take his job and shove it!
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Gamblers Anonymous
Meet David NoLastName, the rambling gambling man. Please don't notice that
David is the #2 man at known worldwide Jabot Cosmetics, previously managed
Jabot CEO Nikki Newman's senatorial campaign, and please ignore that
David's picture has appeared in every major newspaper/business magazine
this side of Quahog. The Daily Daze
Scratching the Surface
Amber Moore the new Britney Spears
flaunting her babymaker and showing her plucked
chicken in public?
Fashion/Style
Song Song Blue
Isn't it nice to be rich? Isn't it amazing that Nick
Newman could recall that his wife loves a certain
country singer and manage to summon him to Genoa
City where he sang for all of three minutes and for
the wife to exclaim later that this single act means
Nick is getting his memory back?
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Treasure Hunt
Disturbs Disturbed Woman
The puff from CBS Soaps in Depth: Headquarters for Restless Style become
ground zero when tempers begin to flare between Sharon Abbott and Phyllis
Newman - and Nick Newman could be the one who gets burned! Indeed, the
hunk finds himself in a very awkward situation when his ex-wife and the
current Mrs. Newman get into a creative squabble. [...] Is this the first
salvo in a war that could destroy not only Restless Style but also at
least one marriage?
The straight talk from The Daily Daze
Winters: 'Baby
Wasn't Real'
Coming to her senses, fashion model, barely out of
diapers Lily Winters is showing signs of intelligence. Whatever was in her
belly before her own body ate it wasn't real.
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