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March
Headlines
Strangers In the Night
She's been kidnapped a number of times, a stranger she allowed into her
home killed Rex Sterling, another stranger pretending to be from the phone
company swiped her crown jewels, so what's an old woman like Katherine
Chancellor to do when she sees a prowler in the yard? Invite him in!
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The Mad Hatter
Running around in a rage sounding like the Mad
Hatter, upset that his wife injected herself into what could have been a
deadly scheme and then shocked that she got hurt, Michael Baldwin has
threatened to sue Jack and Sharon Abbott. But where's the proof? Where are
the witnesses and why weren't the police called?
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Thugs
Plead Ignorance
Nearly as bad as saying it was only sex when they're
caught in adulterous affairs, dumb as dirt Sharon Abbott echoed the "I
never meant for anyone to get hurt" mantra today as her equally stupid
husband said he couldn't have predicted how things would turn out.
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Newmangate! Security Baffled, Hacker Warned
Accused of stealing sensitive data from former employer Newman
Enterprises, Jabot Cosmetics executive Brad Carlton laughed in his former
wife's face when she warned that while she has no proof, if there's a next
time Carlton will be arrested. The Daily Daze
Have You
Seen This Man?
The man you hired to scare the hell out of an old woman can't be found.
Before disappearing, he told you the woman in question could learn to love
him. So where do you go in search of the man? The airport?
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Gay For
My Son
Creepy as it gets, there was nothing manly, nothing that spoke of male
bonding or representative of a father/son connection when aging rock star
Danny Romalotti sang a love song to a kid not remotely related to him.
Even the object of his affection was lost for words following the overtly
incestuous act. The Daily Daze
Security Chief Not on Hook for Security Breach
As head of security at Newman Enterprises, isn't it J.T. Hellstrom's job
to change the security codes whenever employees quit? So why does
Hellstrom still have a job? The Daily Daze
Falling
Down Stupid
That Lauren Baldwin would be so stupid as to stand so close to the top of
a flight of stairs she'd fall down it if the slightest thing spooked her
speaks volumes as to how falling down stupid the people in Genoa City are.
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Cover
Girl!
Fairytales can come true, they can happen to you, when your belly is
growling for food and your name is Lily Winters.
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Inside Blow Jobs
You hire the best security money can buy and what do you get? A frigging
hunkmonkey who can't even prevent internal security breaches because he's
too busy blowing the flying monkeys. You conspire with a disgraced, tossed
out of office, State Senator and what do you do? Meet with him in a very
public place! The Daily Daze
Did
Mommy Kiss Santa Claus?
Allegations that he spent years growing up on a Kansas farm with his
mother, and knew the deader than a doornail Cliff Wilson, known to be
false, if Adam Wilson indeed knew Hopeless Adams wouldn't he have known
her better than Victor Newman? The Daily Daze
Unpublished Magazine Setting World on Fire?
Hello? I'd like to buy an ad in Restless Style Magazine. I know it hasn't
been published yet. I know you have zero circulation. What to you take me
for, a fool? You want my money or not? The Daily
Daze
March
Madness 2
The Danny
Romalotti chronology continues.
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Oh
Séance Can You See?
Calling
John Abbott. Come in John Abbott.
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Confessions of a Rock Star
Danny Romalotti didn't zoom all the way from Europe in a hour so as to
attend a concert in Chicago? Gasp!
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One
Year Later, Questions Remain About Phillip Chancellor III
During the recent weeks with the GCN having to move and all, we forgot
we'd been working on a month-by-month overview of the year 2007. So late
in the month it might seem a project worth dropping until you look back
and say, wow, it was only a year ago that Jack Abbott ran for, and won,
and lost a seat in the State Senate? And what about Phillip Chancellor
III? Who's buried in that grave?
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March
Madness
Our own little act of madness for March, for those who don't know what a
rock star Danny Romalotti is, or much about him, the GCN presents a
running chronology. More
Men Who
Wear Skirts
What does Jack Abbott have against men who wear skirts? Doesn't he know
there are other cultures outside Wisconsin, or that in Russia men kiss? So
what if Alistair Wallingford wears a skirt? Doesn't he come from Scotland?
Men in Scotland wear skirts. The Daily Daze
Mama
Bear Frets; Baby Bear May Not Recover
Recover from what? His sniveling? His whining about crap that was long ago
repaired? The stomping of his little feet and threatening not to go back
to work at the job mommy gave him because she doesn't check with him
before taking a crap? The Daily Daze
Ugly
Duckling Squawks! Mommy Didn't Tell Him There Would Be Daze Like This
Quack, quack, waa-waa, what a cry-baby Daniel Romalotti is. Someone change
his diaper! The Daily Daze
Angry
Children: Where Do They All Come From?
Stroll down Memory Lane and you'll see it's littered with angry children
upset that they weren't told who their biological mommies and daddies are.
But they got over it. Do did Daniel Romalotti. So why can't he remember
that he's over it? The Daily Daze
Aging Rocker to Star at Hippy-Dippy Magazine Event
There's nothing sure to attract the interest of hip designers and fashion
experts then a bunch of old people at a magazine launch party including
the star of the show, an aging rock and roller most people never heard of.
The Daily Daze
Scratching the Surface
What's up with the she's not rich Sabrina Castherfate changing plane
reservations every five minutes and the gay slurs?
Fashion/Style
Wally
the Keebler Elf Walks Through Walls
In addition to making it from Elgin to Genoa City in less than an hour,
Alistair 'Wally' Wallingford has the uncanny ability to know where to find
his employers without having to be told where they are. Did Jack and
Sharon Abbott leave the door unlocked? The Daily
Daze
Budding
Entrepreneur Draws Financial Plan on the Fly!
Whiz kids, computer experts, publishers, coffee shop owners, is there
nothing in Genoa City the freaks can't do including the putting together
of a financial prospectus for a line of clothing while operating a motor
vehicle? The Daily Daze
The
Haunting
Actor hired to play dead man looks like dead man because he's the dead man
but not really? It's Genoa City's haunting cover including the spooky
twist there's no proof that a dead man was buried with his favorite book
because really, who does this? The Daily Daze
Business Mogul Speaks With Wall Street Journal; All Real News Moved To
Page B19
With no employees to speak of, with no means to get their unpublished
magazine on the street, with established advertisers paying for electronic
ads that point back to their well established web sites as if anyone would
first browse to an online magazine with little if any content, the Wall
Street Journal chose to interview publisher Nick Newman?
A special Daily Daze Business Report
Making
It Up As They Go Along
Daniel Romalotti and his faux father are not on speaking terms? Since
when? Nick Newman went to Asia to supervise a ribbon cutting ceremony? Not
that he ever did, how hard can it be to cut a ribbon? Why does Daniel go
by the name Romalotti? The History Channel was never this bad.
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Grave
Consequences
(Dateline) - April 25, 2007 --
With rumors swirling, with Neil Winters blaming Sharon Newman for his
wife's death, why is he sitting on his ass? Why isn't he demanding the
cops do something? Why isn't Wilma
Bardwell invading privacy, bursting into offices unannounced, arresting
people with no evidence? Why hasn't everyone present at the crime scene
been accused of murder? Was it because they knew Dru Winters wasn't dead
and would be coming home in a year or so? The
Daily Daze
On the
Job Training
Dork and Dorky's first day on the job. One can only imagine what they did
all day. As a receptionist at the yet to publish Restless Style Magazine,
who did Amber Moore receive? As a photo layer, what pictures did Daniel
Romalotti lay out and how would he know how to lay them out when the
magazine has no written articles to go with the photos or writers to write
the articles or photographers to take the pictures.
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I Eat, I puke
The "Cupcake" Lily Winters mini-drama continues and
we can only ask why when we know how it will end.
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Show Me the Money!
Not counting when Amber Moore and Daniel Romalotti thought they could
start from scratch a new line of clothing for less than $10,000, and
before the line is even a reality inquire about purchasing ads in an
unpublished magazine, and using some of that money to buy a new car and
their friends a vacation, how much longer can they rehash what to do with
the money? The Daily Daze
Just a
Singer In a Rock & Roll Museum
Only in Genoa City could a fashion design magazine yet to publish its
first issue have a "pre-launch" and not invite a famous designer. Instead,
Restless Style will welcome relic rock and roller Danny Romalotti.
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Nightmare on Elm Street
Let the idiocy continue. Because Sharon Abbott's marriage sunk to new
depths in the Abbott home she wants to stay there and play the new game
her masochistic husband has come up with to drive his dead father's wife
out of the house which includes a book said to have been buried with the
dead man. The Daily Daze
Life's a Bitch, and Then Your Faux Kids Fly the Coop
How parental of Neil Winters to worry about his overworked, neglecting
college, faux daughter only to have Lily Winters tell him to stay the hell
out of her business. The Daily Daze
Hickory, Dickery, Dock, the Bardwell's Ran Off With the Crock
What a crock the squabble for the Abbott home has become. There comes a
point when funny isn't funny anymore. The Abbott's and the Bardwell's
reached it long ago. The Daily Daze
Murder
Case Unsolvable!
Genoa City's only private detective, its dirty cop, its one or two lawyers
said to be the best there is, the District Attorney's Office "never lost a
case" ADA Heather Stevens has joined the group of bumbling fools by way of
her announcement that two recent murders cannot be solved.
The Daily Daze
Those
Amazing Newman's and their College Degrees, Or Lack Of
Harvard Business School? Northwestern University? GCU? Who are the
Newman's kidding? The Daily Daze
Mr.
Big Shot, Who Do You Think You Are?
It can now be told that not only does Adam Wilson
have a degree from Harvard Business School, he got
his Masters from Northwestern University! Not bad
for someone born only ten years ago. Todd Brown
knocks our socks off again with another
Viewpoint
Hire
the Handicapped!
Had limp dick, will travel, will give unwanted advice to ungrateful
daughters, illegally obtain credit card activity, and as Genoa City's
finest private eye follow men around to see if they're cheating on their
wives, hasn't had a real case in over a year, mentally challenged Paul
Williams is available for hire. The Daily Daze
Mr.
Harvard Businessman's Big Business Deal
With all the talk about favorable editorial content
being part of any deal with Restless Fashion Magazine, why did Mr. Harvard
Businessman Adam Wilson let it slip away?
The
Daily Daze
Dead
Man's Curve
It's the old hire an actor who looks like a dead man to play someone the
dead man's wife won't recognized trick, or if she does, will think she's
going mad. The Daily Daze
The Art
Tour
Step right up! It's the artsy fartsy unabridged tour
of the infamous Newman art collection.
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Puke On
Us
Will J.T. and Victoria Hellstrom shut the hell up
already about changing diapers and cleaning up baby puke?
The Daily Daze
Dorks
of Doom - the Sequel
Her run-in with the law a mere inconvenience,
small-time hoodlum Amber Moore teams up again with three-time losing dork
Daniel Romalotti. The Daily Daze
Supercouple Going Supernova?
Billed as a "supercouple", Nick and Phyllis Newman's dream marriage could
be headed for the rocks. Not because she's old enough to be his mother,
not because she's an ex-con, or that he's blazing through Newman money
that sustains their lavish lifestyle, but because "half-blood" Adam Wilson
has the hots for his brother's wife. The Daily
Daze
Turn
Out the Lights, RFM is Over
For a company with money to burn on unnecessary decor, Restless Fashion
Magazine couldn't be bothered to purchase a few uninterruptible power
supplies. The Daily Daze
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