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It's a Small World After
All
Did you hear? Jeff and Gloria Bardwell got a divorce. You thought they got
married? They did. But they got divorced before they got married in Las
Vegas. And of all the casinos there are in Nevada how is it that they
happened to be in the same casino as David Chow? Because it's a small world
after all. Daily Daze
Honeymoon Over
A hop, skip and a jump to Paris for a couple of days to make Sabrina
Newman's wildest dreams come true and already the honeymooners are back just
in time for the bride to start worrying that she'll be seen as a
gold-digger? Daily Daze
'Restless Amber' Picks
Fame Over Fornication
Sure to attract more readers to its print edition, it must have been a hard
decision for Restless Style Magazine publishers to make when they agreed
that a screaming thirty-something woman who acts like a teenybopper should
become an animation character on its website.
Daily Daze
Bombastic Baldwin
Weatherman Bombed Bank
Forget about why a terrorist would set a bomb off in a bank when he could
have simply robbed it, the question is why Michael Baldwin, only Genoa
City's #1 all-purpose lawyer, would not have the skills/resources or
contacts at the FBI to find a man thought to be his father.
Daily Daze
Scratching the Surface
There was a time when a certain GCN editor who shall remain nameless lived
next to a Korean Church and every Friday the little children would gather in
the rec room to play chopsticks for one straight hour. Our editor hated it
then, and we're sure patrons of Neil Winters' Indigo hated it this week.
Fashion/Style
What's The Connection?
Devon Hamilton carrying around pain? Does he look like he's hurting what
with his all-expenses paid college education and his occasional corporate
jobs? He's known of Aunt Tyra and Cousin IT for years but never once
mentioned them? Auntie knew about him but never left Seattle to visit, or so
much as call, and yet Hamilton is "connected" to these people? And what
about Stacey? Is she the forgotten cousin?
Daily Daze
The Devil Went Down to
Genoa
Let's Face It: Genoa City is filled with some of
the most despicable and dysfunctional people anywhere.
Bad Habit To Break
Seeing his new bride everywhere at Genoa City's International Airport, David
Chow, now "two men in one", got into a scrap with the bad man, went racing
back to his bride only to say they should spend some time apart. And like an
addict addicted to her drug of choice, Mrs. Chow went into withdrawal.
Daily Daze
No Pot to Pee In, Kinfolk
Jet to California, Wisconsin
Claiming to be victims of the depression, Devon Hamilton's kinfolk had no
problem getting themselves from Washington State, to California, and
Wisconsin. Someone gave little Cousin It money to buy a birthday present, so
why couldn't the clan afford a hotel room? And how did they know to arrive
in Genoa City at the exact moment Lily Winters was celebrating her birthday?
Daily Daze
Born in 1995, 13-year-old
Turns 21! Bro's Fantasy Girlfriend Appears at Party
There was talk of the mysterious rent-a-girlfriend Roxanne being the "DJ" at
Lily Winters' smashing birthday party, but where was she before the party?
Out looking for Bon Jovi records? Daily Daze
Scratching the Surface
Wedding theme? Who needs a theme when there's the odor of
decomposing rodents and cat urine permeating the
air? Fashion/Style
His Father's Son, Wilson
One-Man Gestapo
More obnoxious than when Nick Newman ordered Frank Barrett to leave Genoa
City, Adam Wilson practically demanded Zara Castelana's gold teeth before
ordering her departure. Daily Daze
Death 'Til They Do Part
Not Required
So much for traditional weddings. At the Victor Newman/Sabrina Casterfate
ceremony today there was no mention of being faithful, of honor, for richer
or poorer, in sickness and health, or until death do them part. The only
requirement was that they be happy while it lasts.
Daily Daze
Camera Police Raid
Wedding!
Clearly imprinted on their wedding invitations it said NO CAMERAS ALLOWED.
So why were guests taking pictures and when was Victoria Hellstrom named
head of the Camera Police? Daily Daze
Child Names Doll After
Bride
The kind of stuff you can't make up, so taken with meeting Victor Newman's
bride, little Abby Carlton ran straight to her doll and named it Sabrina!
Daily Daze
Grande Dame Finally Wins
Emmy!
There were a few winners and lots of losers for those connected with Genoa
City at the 35th Annual Daytime Emmy Awards. GCN reporter
Michael Kelly has the story.
Thoroughly Modern Madness
My daughter calls me "Victor". She calls Brad Carlton "Daddy". Ain't that
just the coolest thing you ever did hear?
Daily Daze
Mocking On Wedding's Door
What a slut
Victoria Newman McNeil Howard Carlton Hellstrom is. And she has the nerve to
say that her father is making a mockery out of marriage?
Daily Daze
Scratching The Surface
What was
recovering alcoholic Neil Winters doing when he allowed his Indigo staff to
keep serving Chloe Mitchell until she was falling down drunk and showing
other customers her bush? For that matter, how is it Winters hasn't been
busted for serving minors? Aren't there laws in Genoa City?
Fashion/Style
The Bitch Is Back!
Pure and simple, Ashley Abbott is a troublemaker. She rarely has a good word
to say about anyone including her brother's wife's taste in design.
Daily Daze
Mama Bear, What Big Teeth
You Have
When it's
said repeatedly that happiness could be snatched away in a heartbeat, that's
a sure sign Goldilocks is gonna be meeting mama bear real soon.
Daily Daze
Dingbat Rewards Dimwit
With Job!
The question is this: If Gloria Bardwell knew she could get her job at Jabot
Cosmetics back, and she did know, why did she waste her time working at the
Jitter Joint and the Little Shop of Horrors? Because the real waste of time
was ours? Daily Daze
Proctologists Jam Jitter
Joint; China Doll Seeks Work
Make a living
putting your finger up butts? In Genoa City for the convention? In need of
expensive lattes to keep you jumping? Then you won't mind walking ten city
blocks to the campus coffee shop. Daily Daze
Readers Grumble, But Who
Will Listen?
The biggest
complaint received at the GCN is that Gloria Bardwell the criminal, and her
sleazy crime-ridden family, is still roaming the city free. There are other
complaints too, like Jill Abbott's "smoker's voice" and the general
perception that rich people can have such unhappy lives. Complain all we
want, when has it ever done any good? More
Cosmetic Waste That Grows
In the Dark?
The planet will appreciate that Jabot Cosmetics is planning a completely
organic line of toxic chemicals, but didn't it mean glow in the dark waste
products? Daily Daze
Bride-To-Be Foretells Of
Impending Doom
It was no
accident that on at least two separate occasions Sabrina Casterfate cast
aside superstition while warning that happiness can be snatched away in a
heartbeat. Daily Daze
Scratching the Surface
Will old geezer
Victor Newman ever stop trying to look like a pimp and start acting his age?
Will old whore Lauren Baldwin ever wash her hair, and is she going into the
fortune telling business? Fashion/Style
Fire In the Hole!
It's only
through trauma, pain or suffering that you truly grow or learn. Fired for
the third time in as many weeks, Gloria Bardwell truly is the bounce back
queen. Daily Daze
Seeing
the Light; Marry a Newman, Get a Castle
Dear beloved wife to be, got a favorite castle you'd like to own? I'll buy
it, have it dismantled, and shipped to your front door.
Daily Daze
The
Forgotten Fathers
It was a day fit for kings. Father Time himself was thought of as a sort
of Abe Lincoln as others, like Carl Williams, John Abbott, Malfunction
Winters and the men who sired Phyllis Newman and J.T. Hellstrom, were
snubbed. The one good thing was that Cane Ashby didn't whine about not
having known his daddy. Daily Daze
Scratching the Surface
Imagine this: You, and your bride-to-be, decide to go shopping for a
wedding gown. You know you're not supposed to see the gown before the
wedding, but you go anyway to the building housing your fiercest
competitors and there in the lobby is the Little Shop of Horrors. What
will you do? Fashion/Style
RSM
In the Toilet?
The big question all along has been why a new
fashion magazine, such that Restless Style is, would
put on its cover a controversial semi-unknown pop
singer and if this won't spell doom for the
"Fantastic Foursome".
Daily Daze
Hell
Hath No Fury Like a Horror Shop
Welcome to Jabot Cosmetics! On the ground-level you'll find Lauren
Baldwin's Little Shop of Horrors where you can shop to your heart's
content so long as you've got money to burn because the trinkets in there
ain't cheap. What? You were hoping to buy some cosmetics? Sorry, we
disbanded the gift shop years ago. Daily
Daze
NEW FEATURE
Let's Face It
Allison Newton joins the GCN with another perspective on life in Genoa
City. More
The
Happy Hocker
Hey Honey, you know that watch you gave me? The one
so expensive it would put Rolex to shame? I wore it while working out at
the gym and scratched it. I've also got some swampland in Florida you
might be interested in. Daily Daze
North
To Alaska!
Where the ocean is winding, big nuggets Wally Wallingford wishes he could
be a finding in his scrotum, North to Alaska, Wally's goin' North, the
rush to see Man of La Mancha is on. Daily Daze
Under
New Management
It's the Little Shop of Horrors bigger and better, a regular Wal-Mart in a
box complete with a shoe department, and for the discriminating
bride-to-be, a bridal shop! Daily Daze
Baby? What a Big Surprise
Having known the great Victor Newman for about six months, what a
wonderful way to explain the reason Viagra sales have been so high in
Genoa City. Sabrina Casterfate is pregnant!
Daily Daze
Scratching the Surface
Battle of the Axes; All chains, no balls.
Fashion/Style
There's
a Naked Man In My Pool!
Two old people naked is scary, but why would a woman who has seen nearly
all the men in Genoa City naked scream, "That man is naked!"?
Daily Daze
The
Baldwin Diaries
Bigger, and presumably better, than the Anne Frank diary, it's the Baldwin
Diaries! As in plural, as in Vol. 2. Daily Daze
Eleven
Going on Eighteen!
On the day he was leaving for Rapidly Aging Summer Camp, where were Noah
Newman's friends? His stepparents? The grandparents. The relatives? The
dog he worries so will miss him? The bus stop? For folks espousing family
values, what sort of farewell was that for an eleven-year-old going on
eighteen? Daily Daze
Judge
Rules, Newman Wins!
Any time inexperienced business woman Nikki Newman Chow loses a law case
is a good day in Genoa City, but who was the real loser today? Heather
Stevens? Daily Daze
Yes, We
Have No Bananas
To market, to market, to buy some apples and bananas. In Wisconsin? In
June? Liza Van Horne with a Farmer's Market update.
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Brain-dead, Bardwell Won't Die!
Why would a man who has driven a woman to the poor house, and had that
woman dubbed the "hot sauce assassin" attempt to kill him, still be
talking to her? Because Jeff Bardwell has the disease? Because he's in the
hell pit known as Genoa City? Daily Daze
Judge
Holds Court at Local Cosmetics Company!
Think it strange that a judge would preside over a legal case outside the
courtroom? You must be new to Genoa City.
Daily
Daze
Scratching the Surface
Apples, bananas, from the Farmer's Market in June? What's that got to do
with fashion or style? Read on.
Invisible Slave Leaves Town As "Family" Feigns Sadness
Maybe in Katherine Chancellor's wildest fantasies, Miguel
Rodriguez and Ether Valentine never dated. The old
hag must have confused Ether with whack job Sarah the
maid who once worked with Miguel at the ranch until
she was exposed, and impaled, as Dr. Josh Landers'
crazy ex-wife. In a piss-poor attempt to tidy up
some poor writing, the Newman's
talked about the not seen in years Miguel leaving
town for good. Why would he do that?
Daily Daze
Newman
Appoints 'Best Man' As Matron of Honor Goes Begging
First choice for someone to stand up at his wedding turning him down,
Victor Newman's second choice was menstruating and so the great man had to
assign the task. Daily Daze
Killer
Under the Roof, Homeowner Orders More Cameras!
Did someone say that Sharon Abbott has a functioning brain? They were
wrong. Daily Daze
Let Them Eat Cake!
Practice what your preach? Establish a foundation for the downtrodden so
that they may enjoy equal opportunities, but not consider them when in
need of an interior decorator? Do the Abbott's have no shame?
Daily Daze
Monkey
Business
Observing Nick Newman and Jack Abbott pretending to be business moguls is
like watching monkeys at the zoo picking zits.
Daily Daze
Strangest Wedding Ever?
Forget that Victor Newman is three times the age of his bride to be,
what's strange about his impending wedding is who's on the guest list. No
friends his age from the local golf club or business associates from
Dubai, the guests look like they were borrowed from a freak farm.
Daily Daze
Tabasco
Sauce Sends Man to Borderline Hospital
Memo to Jeff Bardwell: Do not eat/drink where the woman you robbed works.
Daily Daze
Scratching the Surface
Old women trying to look young, young women pretending to be such busy
business executives at art galleries that aren't open to the public they
need assistants to do what, exactly?
Fashion/Style
Dead
Man Returns to Haunt Mansion!
Worse than Michael Baldwin worrying that his son will fantasize about
having a better father when he discovers what a weasel he is, John Abbott
is so proud of his weasel son he's returned again from the dead.
Daily Daze
And the
Ho's Just Keep On Coming
After months of spewing hate, plotting and belly-aching, breaking laws,
nearly causing a death and going so far as to poison themselves, Gloria
Bardwell and her whorish ink have kissed and made up. Isn't that sweet?
Daily Daze
Can
Thinking About Sex Make You Pregnant?
If immaculate conception meant having Cane Ashby's baby, Chloe Mitchell
would probably wish she was pregnant except that she wants Ashby's sperm
so bad she'll wrap herself in the blanket he porked Lily Winters on to get
it. Daily Daze
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