Newman Seeks
Peace in Costelana Valley
The Ying, the Yang, the Tai Chi, the mysterious half woman, half beast
emerged from the deep waters of the Rhine have brought peace and
tranquility to an old man's soul. The Daily Daze
Real Magazine Scoops
Fake Magazine
Was it a coincidence that an inexperienced fashion model named Lily
Winters would be selected to represent a major cosmetics company at her
father's night club? No nepotism there, right?
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Sex With My Brother's Wife
The stage is set. His focus on how many sticks of lipstick a conglomerate
like Newman Enterprises can sell, NE introvert Adam Wilson must know who
the webmaster is at the yet to publish its first issue Restless Fashion
Magazine who just happens to be his half-brother's wife.
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Caged Bird Sings For
Supper
The only thing missing at Karen Taylor's solo Indigo debut was the
emulating of sex with a metal pole. Give the songbird time, it's early.
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Jabot Executive Called on Improper Relations With
Contest Winner
On November 28, 2007, to increase sagging consumer
confidence and poor Jabot sales, then CEO Jill
Abbott announced the contest called "Faces of
Jabot". The lucky winner was to receive a "day of
pampering" and their very own photo shoot. Official
entry rules were sketchy, but only women could
enter. Anyone remotely connected to Jabot, male or
female, were not allowed to enter. So why hasn't
Lily Winters been disqualified?
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Joke of the Year?
A second mortgage taken out in as many weeks to fund
his fledgling magazine, publisher Nick Newman
revealed this week that age prevents him from having
full access to his trust fund. And how old must a
trust fund baby be? Forty!
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Trust Fund Babies
Having Babies
Look everyone! Here's she comes, the bosses daughter! What's that she's
pushing? A baby buggy? Oh, look at the pretty baby. Welcome back to work
Mrs. Hellstrom! Can our babies play with your baby in the daycare? What?
Your baby too good? Then can we tether our babies to the desks too? No?
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If At First You Don't Succeed...
... bring on the Korean girlfriend! Find out what
the relationship with Mr. Kim Chee was and maybe
expose Jeff Bardwell as the killer. Wrap that story
up and let Gloria Bardwell go free along with Amber
Moore. The Daily Daze
Too Many Vics Spoil the
Hate Stew
I yam who you think I yam, but please call me Adam Wilson because I never
knew Cliff Wilson and wish to hate everything about Victor Newman except
the large sums of money he pays me to do nothing.
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Restless Slut
My name is Sharon Abbott and I'm a restless slut. We're going to Los
Angeles? Gosh, I thought my fatherly husband was joshing about that.
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Sons Fiddle While Mommy
Burns
$500 ER visits and $800 ambulance rides mean nothing to rich women like
Gloria Bardwell, but couldn't her sons have shown a little respect
considering it might have been the last time they'd ever see their mother?
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Local Caveman Buys
Piece-Of-Crap Warehouse!
"So I'm trying to tell him all this and he's walking around not listening
to me and making little noises."
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Adam and Steve?
"Hi, boss. It's me, Adam Wilson. I mean, Vic Newman. My mother died and
my father offered me a job at twice what you're
paying. I was wondering, can you do without me while
I try the job out?"
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Precious Preemie
Prematurely Put to Pasture, Parents Purchase Ponderosa Potty
The mother freaking out if she so much as thinks her baby isn't close by,
the illegitimate father unable to stop taking pictures of the child
following its birth, J.T. and Victoria Hellstrom have no qualms about
warehousing their baby in a daycare center. GCN reporter Liza Van Horne on
what Reed Newman might say if only he could talk.
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'Restless Style'
Magazine!
Supposedly a publication featuring fashion designers and their work, the
newest Newman/Abbott project destined to become a loser has been named
Restless Style. The Daily Daze
Dethroned ADA Drops
Murder Investigation
It's the Genoa City way for law enforcement officials. Paint themselves
into convoluted corners and when they can't get out; when they've mangled
a murder case so bad it can't be salvaged, they simply drop it.
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A House Is Not a Home
Only hours after saying he doesn't want to live in Victor Newman's shadow,
J.T. Hellstrom happily accepted an offer to purchase the Ponderosa
outhouse. The Daily Daze
Space Invader!
Vic Newman's inheritance 'tis of thee sweet land of liberty, and it would
appear that with his apparent giving up a life on Wall Street, junior is
ready to stake claim to what is his thus throwing at least two other
entitled Newman kids into a hateball-throwing rage. It won't be the first
time either. Barely out of the womb, young Vic was the target of Newman
siblings pissed that their shares of the Newman fortune had been reduced.
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When Worlds Collide
For our readers who weren't around in the 90's, and for those in need of a
remedial course on how Victor Newman came to meet Hope Adams, and how
lucky Vic Newman is to be alive, the GCN presents a special report we call
When Worlds Collide.
Newman Buys The Farm!
It was one of his many ex-wives who died suddenly this week from
pancreatic cancer which Hope Adams Newman Wilson kept secret from friends
and family right up to the very last moment, but it was Victor Newman who
bought the farm. The Daily Daze
Scratching the Surface
Their Botoxed skin cracked and peeling from their aging faces, and still
GCN fashion/style reporter Liza Van Horne found a few good things to say
about Genoa City's most notorious trend setters.
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The More Things Change
They Stay the Same
Bitch-slapped for years, the questions is why Amber Moore, her dumb ass
notwithstanding, would have any interest in a masturbating porn addict or
a cold-blooded killer. The Daily Daze
Hope Dies! Dreams In
Living Color
There's nothing quite like having pancreatic cancer and knowing it's the
deadliest of cancers sure to kill waiting until the very last moment to
tell the estranged family hoping that members of it would reconcile as a
favor to a dead woman. The Daily Daze
Barn Boy Buys Warehouse
Fashion magazine conversion expected complete by the end of the week
thanks to a warehouse he snapped up, did Nick Newman's wife give notice
before quitting NVP to go to work with her husband? Did partner Jack
Abbott's wife give notice before leaving NVP or Newman Enterprises or
wherever the hell she claims to work? Did partner Jack Abbott ever inform
anyone that he's done with NVP too, or will the magazine be something they
do on the side? Did anyone tell Victor Newman that he has no executive
employees running what is now his company?
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Daily Daze
It Ain't Easy Being
Cheesy
If anyone would know about bad hair, it's Nick Newman with his 30-50wt
Valvoline laced mop, but that even Newman was offended by his step-son's
hair is saying something. More on the latest fashion trends in Genoa are
in this edition of Liza Van Horne's Scratching the Surface.
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Who Let the Dogs Out?
Not Zapato Newman or Fisher Abbott, the dogs of Genoa City.
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The Baby J.T. Hellstrom
Didn't Want - Part 2
For a woman who had just lost a baby hunkmonkey, Mac Browning wasted no
time looking for a man willing to
take J.T. Hellstrom's leftovers. More
Passport to Love!
There's nothing like those Genoa City babes so hard up for love they'll
spend all their tip money on a swanky hotel room where they can get it on
with the father figures in their meaningless lives. Oh, that's right! Lily
Winters doesn't have a job that pays any money.
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Won't You Be My
Nepotistic Son?
Just what every sissy boy wants; a job handed him on a silver platter on
Valentine's Day. The Daily Daze
We Don't Call it V-Day
for Nothing
The ColonRoom with the moldy
heart-shaped mattress in the basement wasn't booked.
There no Sean Bridges frolicking in a pair of pink
Speedos while old enough to be his mother Jill
Abbott lubed the sofa springs in her office, outside
Lily Winters doing Cane Ashby there were no pagan rituals this V-Day as
there have been in the past. The Daily Daze
We Get Letters
In Genoa City extraordinary talent supersedes education and experience. So
why are these educated employees complaining?
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Rare LP Found in
Australia!
It was just one of those things. Somehow, someway, to work his way into
his girlfriend's father's heart, Cane Ashby discovered that Neil Winters
would most likely appreciate a hard to find long-playing vinyl record
vintage 1978 once cherished by his Australian uncle who had no problem
parting with it if it meant Cane would get some sex from the teenaged
girl. The Daily Daze
The Baby J.T. Hellstrom Didn't Want
With J.T. Hellstrom playing the proud papa and family man, the GCN
remembers when Hellstrom knocked Mac Browning up and dumped her when his
baby didn't come out quite right.
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Newman Kid
Shatters Rapid Aging Syndrome Phenomenon
Chronologically age eleven, Victor Newman Jr., has set a record for
rapidly aging even by Genoa City standards. His half-brother going away to
a Swiss boarding school at age 12, returning a few months later age 16, is
nothing compared to Junior's near two decade age advancement.
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Nepotism on Parade
While the peasants are lucky to find one low-paying job, the rich have job
offers coming out of their hairy ears. Consider Victoria Hellstrom. Within
days of coming out of a coma she's ready to get back to work. But where?
At her daddy's empire? Her mother's? Or the new empire brother Nick Newman
built overnight? The Daily Daze
GCN Reporter
Makes Off With Wedding Guestbook
So long as Liza Van Horne doesn't sell it on eBay, to have ripped off the
Newman-Hellstrom wedding guestbook isn't really stealing, is it? Let's
just say she borrowed it. More
No Hope for Hopeless
Dying with dignity on her Kansas farm, the same can't be said for Hope
Adams Newman Wilson's chickens who her son could give a rat's ass about.
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Parents No-Show At
Son's Wedding!
J.T. Hellstrom swears they exists; that they live in Genoa City and are
social butterflies, but in all the years since Hellstrom first arose from
the depths of Hell to make his presence known, nobody has seen, and few
have asked where Tom and Martha Hellstrom are, why they haven't seen their
grandson, or why they wouldn't attend their son's first wedding.
The Daily Daze
Two
Husbands For One Bride
Only in Genoa City would the old husband appear
uninvited at the wedding of his former wife and the
husband-to-be say that if hubby #2 wants to stick
around it's perfectly okay and come on up later to
the bedroom; watch the consummation.
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No
Ordinary People
Not only is the something borrowed, something blue ring on loan, it's
fake? Doh! The fluff behind the wedding puff.
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The
Instant Message
Thanks to her friends at Homeland Security, GCN columnist Liza Van Horne
has obtained a copy of an instant message sent between Jack and Sharon
Abbott. More
Who's Been Eating Our
Porridge?
Good for Baby Bear's growth and development, Mama and Papa Bear Abbott
have decided to hold down Grampa Bear's fort. They will defend it against
enemies foreign and domestic including Wicked Witch and Big Bad Wolf
Bardwell. What is wrong with these bears?
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Daily Daze
He Really Doesn't Like
Me?
What part of 'no' does Amber Moore not understand? Doesn't she get that
Ethan 'Cane' Ashby isn't into her? Liza Van Horne on the conversation
grandma Chancellor should have had wit her grandson.
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Failed Businesspersons
Will Rock Fashion World
Under the auspices of a disgraced senator who drove Jabot Cosmetics to the
brink of bankruptcy three times, Nick and Phyllis Newman think they'll
become fashion world experts? The Daily Daze
Ponderosa to Host Shotgun Wedding!
Forget chivalry, hunkmonkeys don't know the meaning. J.T. Hellstrom won't
ask Victor Newman for his daughter's hand in marriage or permission to
hold what amounts to a shotgun wedding at the Newman Ponderosa.
The Daily Daze
Coffee Shop Selling Bakery Products?
It began as a simple Starbucks knockoff, then the
Jitter Joint started selling muffins, and now
double-chocolate cakes? What next for the coffee
shop? A full-service hardware department?
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No Sick Days for Slaves
Limo driver Robert comes down with the flu, Queen of
Farts must hitch ride to farm during which driver
makes miraculous recovery, drives to farm, picks up
and drops Queen at local bakery. So how did the
Queen get home? Walk? Not bloody likely.
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