Too Many Vics Spoil the Hate Stew
I yam who you think I yam, but please call me Adam Wilson because I never knew Cliff Wilson and wish to hate everything about Victor Newman except the large sums of money he pays me to do nothing. The Daily Daze

Restless Slut
My name is Sharon Abbott and I'm a restless slut. We're going to Los Angeles? Gosh, I thought my fatherly husband was joshing about that. The Daily Daze

Sons Fiddle While Mommy Burns
$500 ER visits and $800 ambulance rides mean nothing to rich women like Gloria Bardwell, but couldn't her sons have shown a little respect considering it might have been the last time they'd ever see their mother? The Daily Daze

Local Caveman Buys Piece-Of-Crap Warehouse!
"So I'm trying to tell him all this and he's walking around not listening to me and making little noises." More

Adam and Steve?
"Hi, boss. It's me, Adam Wilson. I mean, Vic Newman. My mother died and my father offered me a job at twice what you're paying. I was wondering, can you do without me while I try the job out?" The Daily Daze

Precious Preemie Prematurely Put to Pasture, Parents Purchase Ponderosa Potty
The mother freaking out if she so much as thinks her baby isn't close by, the illegitimate father unable to stop taking pictures of the child following its birth, J.T. and Victoria Hellstrom have no qualms about warehousing their baby in a daycare center. GCN reporter Liza Van Horne on what Reed Newman might say if only he could talk. More

'Restless Style' Magazine!
Supposedly a publication featuring fashion designers and their work, the newest Newman/Abbott project destined to become a loser has been named Restless Style. The Daily Daze

Dethroned ADA Drops Murder Investigation
It's the Genoa City way for law enforcement officials. Paint themselves into convoluted corners and when they can't get out; when they've mangled a murder case so bad it can't be salvaged, they simply drop it. The Daily Daze

A House Is Not a Home
Only hours after saying he doesn't want to live in Victor Newman's shadow, J.T. Hellstrom happily accepted an offer to purchase the Ponderosa outhouse. The Daily Daze

Space Invader!
Vic Newman's inheritance 'tis of thee sweet land of liberty, and it would appear that with his apparent giving up a life on Wall Street, junior is ready to stake claim to what is his thus throwing at least two other entitled Newman kids into a hateball-throwing rage. It won't be the first time either. Barely out of the womb, young Vic was the target of Newman siblings pissed that their shares of the Newman fortune had been reduced. The Daily Daze

When Worlds Collide
For our readers who weren't around in the 90's, and for those in need of a remedial course on how Victor Newman came to meet Hope Adams, and how lucky Vic Newman is to be alive, the GCN presents a special report we call When Worlds Collide.

Newman Buys The Farm!
It was one of his many ex-wives who died suddenly this week from pancreatic cancer which Hope Adams Newman Wilson kept secret from friends and family right up to the very last moment, but it was Victor Newman who bought the farm. The Daily Daze

Scratching the Surface
Their Botoxed skin cracked and peeling from their aging faces, and still GCN fashion/style reporter Liza Van Horne found a few good things to say about Genoa City's most notorious trend setters. More

The More Things Change They Stay the Same
Bitch-slapped for years, the questions is why Amber Moore, her dumb ass notwithstanding, would have any interest in a masturbating porn addict or a cold-blooded killer. The Daily Daze

Hope Dies! Dreams In Living Color
There's nothing quite like having pancreatic cancer and knowing it's the deadliest of cancers sure to kill waiting until the very last moment to tell the estranged family hoping that members of it would reconcile as a favor to a dead woman. The Daily Daze

Barn Boy Buys Warehouse
Fashion magazine conversion expected complete by the end of the week thanks to a warehouse he snapped up, did Nick Newman's wife give notice before quitting NVP to go to work with her husband? Did partner Jack Abbott's wife give notice before leaving NVP or Newman Enterprises or wherever the hell she claims to work? Did partner Jack Abbott ever inform anyone that he's done with NVP too, or will the magazine be something they do on the side? Did anyone tell Victor Newman that he has no executive employees running what is now his company? The Daily Daze

It Ain't Easy Being Cheesy
If anyone would know about bad hair, it's Nick Newman with his 30-50wt Valvoline laced mop, but that even Newman was offended by his step-son's hair is saying something. More on the latest fashion trends in Genoa are in this edition of Liza Van Horne's Scratching the Surface. More

Who Let the Dogs Out?
Not Zapato Newman or Fisher Abbott, the dogs of Genoa City. The Daily Daze

The Baby J.T. Hellstrom Didn't Want - Part 2
For a woman who had just lost a baby hunkmonkey, Mac Browning wasted no time looking for a man willing to take J.T. Hellstrom's leftovers. More

Passport to Love!
There's nothing like those Genoa City babes so hard up for love they'll spend all their tip money on a swanky hotel room where they can get it on with the father figures in their meaningless lives. Oh, that's right! Lily Winters doesn't have a job that pays any money. The Daily Daze

Won't You Be My Nepotistic Son?
Just what every sissy boy wants; a job handed him on a silver platter on Valentine's Day. The Daily Daze

We Don't Call it V-Day for Nothing
The ColonRoom with the moldy heart-shaped mattress in the basement wasn't booked. There no Sean Bridges frolicking in a pair of pink Speedos while old enough to be his mother Jill Abbott lubed the sofa springs in her office, outside Lily Winters doing Cane Ashby there were no pagan rituals this V-Day as there have been in the past. The Daily Daze

We Get Letters
In Genoa City extraordinary talent supersedes education and experience. So why are these educated employees complaining? More

Rare LP Found in Australia!
It was just one of those things. Somehow, someway, to work his way into his girlfriend's father's heart, Cane Ashby discovered that Neil Winters would most likely appreciate a hard to find long-playing vinyl record vintage 1978 once cherished by his Australian uncle who had no problem parting with it if it meant Cane would get some sex from the teenaged girl. The Daily Daze

The Baby J.T. Hellstrom Didn't Want
With J.T. Hellstrom playing the proud papa and family man, the GCN remembers when Hellstrom knocked Mac Browning up and dumped her when his baby didn't come out quite right. More

Newman Kid Shatters Rapid Aging Syndrome Phenomenon
Chronologically age eleven, Victor Newman Jr., has set a record for rapidly aging even by Genoa City standards. His half-brother going away to a Swiss boarding school at age 12, returning a few months later age 16, is nothing compared to Junior's near two decade age advancement. The Daily Daze

Nepotism on Parade
While the peasants are lucky to find one low-paying job, the rich have job offers coming out of their hairy ears. Consider Victoria Hellstrom. Within days of coming out of a coma she's ready to get back to work. But where? At her daddy's empire? Her mother's? Or the new empire brother Nick Newman built overnight? The Daily Daze

GCN Reporter Makes Off With Wedding Guestbook
So long as Liza Van Horne doesn't sell it on eBay, to have ripped off the Newman-Hellstrom wedding guestbook isn't really stealing, is it? Let's just say she borrowed it. More

No Hope for Hopeless
Dying with dignity on her Kansas farm, the same can't be said for Hope Adams Newman Wilson's chickens who her son could give a rat's ass about. The Daily Daze

Parents No-Show At Son's Wedding!
J.T. Hellstrom swears they exists; that they live in Genoa City and are social butterflies, but in all the years since Hellstrom first arose from the depths of Hell to make his presence known, nobody has seen, and few have asked where Tom and Martha Hellstrom are, why they haven't seen their grandson, or why they wouldn't attend their son's first wedding. The Daily Daze

Two Husbands For One Bride
Only in Genoa City would the old husband appear uninvited at the wedding of his former wife and the husband-to-be say that if hubby #2 wants to stick around it's perfectly okay and come on up later to the bedroom; watch the consummation. The Daily Daze

No Ordinary People
Not only is the something borrowed, something blue ring on loan, it's fake? Doh! The fluff behind the wedding puff. More

The Instant Message
Thanks to her friends at Homeland Security, GCN columnist Liza Van Horne has obtained a copy of an instant message sent between Jack and Sharon Abbott. More

Who's Been Eating Our Porridge?
Good for Baby Bear's growth and development, Mama and Papa Bear Abbott have decided to hold down Grampa Bear's fort. They will defend it against enemies foreign and domestic including Wicked Witch and Big Bad Wolf Bardwell. What is wrong with these bears? The Daily Daze

He Really Doesn't Like Me?
What part of 'no' does Amber Moore not understand? Doesn't she get that Ethan 'Cane' Ashby isn't into her? Liza Van Horne on the conversation grandma Chancellor should have had wit her grandson. More

Failed Businesspersons Will Rock Fashion World
Under the auspices of a disgraced senator who drove Jabot Cosmetics to the brink of bankruptcy three times, Nick and Phyllis Newman think they'll become fashion world experts? The Daily Daze

Ponderosa to Host Shotgun Wedding!
Forget chivalry, hunkmonkeys don't know the meaning. J.T. Hellstrom won't ask Victor Newman for his daughter's hand in marriage or permission to hold what amounts to a shotgun wedding at the Newman Ponderosa. The Daily Daze

Coffee Shop Selling Bakery Products?
It began as a simple Starbucks knockoff, then the Jitter Joint started selling muffins, and now double-chocolate cakes? What next for the coffee shop? A full-service hardware department? The Daily Daze

No Sick Days for Slaves
Limo driver Robert comes down with the flu, Queen of Farts must hitch ride to farm during which driver makes miraculous recovery, drives to farm, picks up and drops Queen at local bakery. So how did the Queen get home? Walk? Not bloody likely. The Daily Daze

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