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April
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No Baby
For Bug Eyes
Intent on raising an adopted infant child at a time when she's easily well
past the age of 70, Gloria Bardwell came to her senses this week after
discovering that adoption requires an FBI check and fingering printing.
Too bad the same couldn't have prevented Lily Winters from having sex.
The Daily Daze
Ding-Dongs and PJs
Cleaning products to compliment toxic chemicals?
Pajamas to bed? Adam Wilson wears PJs? The
Daily Daze
Baby Be
Gone!
Like so many believing crappy over the counter drugs can relieve pain, or
that home pregnancy tests are in any way reliable, if Lily Winters had a
brain, if chronologically she wasn't thirteen, she would have called her
Aunt Olivia for an over the phone diagnosis. Now, after wasting time
dreaming up names for her baby, Winters has discovered she was never
pregnant! The Daily Daze
Baby
Cursed with Evil Grandparents
Himself christened in 1989, at the baptism of his
new nephew, Nick Newman blathered on about things in Victoria Hellstrom's
life that never were. The Daily Daze
Horror
At The Horse Ranch!
Memo to Sabrina Casterfate and Victor Newman: If you're so worried that
Victoria Hellstrom might "pass by" and see you with her father, draw the
blinds and lock the door! Memo to Victor Newman: If you're getting frisky
with a woman young enough to be your daughter, if the woman is your
daughter's former best friend, lock the frigging door!
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Time Warps and Strange Names for Babies
What's in Chicago that so many people have to go
there? How does one go to and return from New York
in the span of twelve hours, and who named Ashby
names his baby after a Chancellor when he won't use
the name himself? The
Daily Daze
Scratching The Surface
Okay, no fancy headline teaser. Simply put, this is
perhaps the best Fashion/Style report Liza Van Horne
has ever written. More
Female
Devil To Stand Before God!
Reeking with hate because her new best and only friend in the world is
sleeping with her father, Victoria Hellstrom cast Sabrina Casterfate out
as her baby's godmother saying the evil woman is not worthy of standing
with her and her baby before God whereas upgrade she-devil Phyllis Newman
is. The Daily Daze
God Have Mercy Medical Center Violates Privacy
How did Cane Ashby find out what medical procedure
the girl he knocked up would be subjected to during
a visit with her doctor? He called a nurse who had
no qualms about giving out private information
concerning Lily Winters.
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Pigs Seen On Wedding Day Bad Karma?
Stuck in the 60s while her mentally unbalanced
fiancée tries to be hip and cool, crazy bitch Jana
Hawkes says it's bad karma seeing pigs on the way to
one's wedding. The Daily
Daze
Life On the Ponderosa
Unless you are a horse's ass like Nikki Newman, you
don't look a gift horse in the mouth. Unless you are
an experienced rider, which art curator Sabrina
Casterfate can't possibly be, you don't ride English
saddle. The Daily Daze
Karma
Krazy!
Right out of the late 60's, with its I-Ching and bad karma, not only does
Jana Hawkes believe in ghosts, she's heavy into karma and mentoring future
mother-in-law Gloria Bardwell on how evil people can change their criminal
ways. Hawkes got away with murder, so why not Bardwell even as they
conspire to cover-up the death of Emma Gibson?
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Doing
the Math
99 bottles of Beauty of Nature on the market, 1 sold
= 98 remaining. What's so hard about that equation? Why must Adam Wilson
pour over spreadsheets? The Daily Daze
Goddamn
the Godmother!
Her appointment as Godmother to Victoria Hellstrom's baby only days away,
Sabrina Casterfate has been damned by the baby's mother for sleeping with
the baby's Grandfather. With friends like this, who needs enemies?
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Unquotable Quotations
"You ungrateful little snot, I've given you
everything. I spent millions trying to save your
pathetic life a few months ago; and this is the
thanks I get?" "Let you move back after I've spent
months trying to get you out?" "I heard the car
roaring away, ran to the window and tripped on the
carpet." The Daily Daze
Classified Ads
Ever wonder how the rich can move from place to
place seemingly overnight and that their worldly
possessions fit inside a couple of trash bags, or
what happens to some of those amazing gifts they
get? They run ads in the
classified section of the GCN.
Who
Will Save The Children?
Sleeping with a man she knows to have a gambling addiction, but very
little else about David Chow except that he's young enough to be her son,
Nikki Newman, Queen of the Strippers, married more times than Mars has
M&Ms, is worried about her adult, albeit diaper-wearing, children because
Victor Newman is sleeping with an art curator? Would someone please tell
Mrs. Newman to STFU about her precious children? If she wants to worry
about a kid, let her worry about Noah Newman spending way too much time
sleeping with boys. The Daily Daze
Want
Fries With That?
Leave it to a purse-carrying hunkmonkey sucking on
the Newman money teat because he can't get a real job to infer that
low-income workers aren't as good as others.
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Adoptee
Advocates Foster Sister Give Away Baby!
Out of one side of Devon Hamilton's crooked mouth came the words "support
group" as in Lily Winters has the best support money can buy, then out of
the other side Hamilton spewed a recommendation that Winters give up her
baby. Why would he say such a thing? Because the baby isn't his?
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Psst...
Wanna Buy Some Art? Cheap?
That Sabrina Casterfate is some art curator ain't she? With a best friend
"horrified" that she's having sex with the old man, worried that Victor
Newman's son will renege on an agreement made to display the Newman art
collection, Casterfate nevertheless managed to get a piece of art worth
millions knocked down to a fraction of its cost.
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Scenes
We'd Like To See
Nick Newman: My company won't fail.
Victor Newman: Oh no? Who's answering the phones over there? Why is your
wife there alone so often? When does that magazine hit the streets? You
haven't been in business more than a month and already the partners are
taking entire days off? What kind of a business are you running?
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It
Takes a Village Idiot!
Raise another man's baby? Wouldn't a woman, out there in the real world,
provided she's not a dim bulb like Sharon Abbott, or Phyllis Newman, or
any number of the whack jobs in Genoa City, tell Neil Winters to kiss her
ass? What is Karen Taylor? The village idiot?
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Bitter? What's to be Bitter About?
Don't expect the people in Genoa City to be clinging
to their guns or religion or antipathy to people who aren't like them.
Unless Dorothy Stevens is a poor, old woman, they're all alike. Dorothy?
Who's that? The Daily Daze
Dead
Man's Curve
Forced to choose between his dead self and the living death that is Wally
Wallingford, John 'Yawn' Abbott takes the fork in the road and sticks it
in his son's ass after having eaten enough crow.
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A
Boy & His Dog
Who has been watching Fisher the dog while Noah
Newman was at a friend's house and on a 2-week field
trip? Who has been watching the dog while the
Abbott's were fighting over a "mansion" it turns out
nobody really wanted and living in a hotel? The
Abbott's aren't saying and Noah acts like the dog
never left his side.
The
Daily Daze
Newman Art Collection To Be Featured at Son's Magazine!
In a city so big it has an international airport, of all the gins joints
and coffee shops and places there must be large enough to display Victor
Newman's art collection, where was the one place Newman's girlfriend and
daughter decided would be the best location? Restless Style Magazine!
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Purgatory on the Prairie
Mrs. Satan surrenders Abbott home to talking snakes. Future generations to
be spared cirrhosis of hate. The Daily Daze
Trendy Sugar Shack For Rent?
Sitting empty since J.T. Hellstrom moved his wife and baby to the Newman
Ponderosa, would a $2,000 per month sperm-stained shack be just what
Sabrina Casterfate is looking for? The Daily
Daze
Instigator, Terrorist, Seeks Forgiveness
A disgusting piece of shower drain sludge, Sharon Abbott masterminded the
latest plot to drive an old woman insane. Feigning how sorry she was that
she'd been caught, Abbott had the audacity to accuse her incidental victim
of being cruel and vindictive. The nerve of this fear monger to suggest
she and Michael Baldwin act like "grownups" was a slap in the face to
law-abiding people everywhere. The Daily Daze
Lawyer Grows Worlds Smallest Spine
Filing a paltry $2-million lawsuit to compensate for
his wife's alleged lifetime scarring, attorney
Michael Baldwin should have asked Mrs. Abbott for
sex because he would have got it quicker than the
time it took his small spine to melt.
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Lucky Charms
The hats, the special locket, the Bible, and the charm that ran out of
luck are just a few of the favorite things belonging to his not for sure
dead wife that Neil Winters gave away almost a year ago to the day. A day
that will live in infamy, the similarities between Mrs. Winters, her
daughter and Sabrina Casterfate are almost as chilling as what Sharon
Abbott did with the charm, what happened to the Bible and whether Lily
Winters will end up chained to the kitchen, barefoot and
pregnant as Mr. Winters wanted his wife.
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Hunkmonkey Probes Son!
A routine background check, verification of Adam
Wilson's
education,
is one thing. But to dig for dirt as only a
hunkmonkey like J.T. Hellstrom can do illegally, is quite a slap in the face
of civil rights. If nothing else, it's against the
laws of Genoa City. Such that there's law and order
in this godforsaken city at all.
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Memorial Day!
No, not that Memorial Day, it's 6-weeks away. The
day a service was held to celebrate the death of Dru Winters.
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I Have
A Dream!
A slick fashion magazine printed on recycled paper! A good wrapping of
Restless Style Magazine in the environment, but like so many things in
Genoa City, such a terribly bad idea it makes Sabrina Casterfate's "scenic
route" to New York City seem like a Martin Luther King speech by
comparison. The Daily Daze
A Day
At The Mall
We've heard of being outstanding in one's field, but whoever heard of a
2-week field trip like the one young Noah Newman is supposed to be on?
Could it be Noah is really being raised by the neighbors?
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Any Way
to Run a Business?
Those rich, but insecure Newman kids. Running big corporations without so
much as a college education, in Victoria Hellstrom's case she can't
understand why daddy would leave town without telling her. Why does she
need to know? What does she do at Newman Enterprises that Neil Winters
can't handle, and is this any way to run a business?
The Daily Daze
Cupboards Bare at Rich Kid's Flophouse
So concerned about his could be pregnant daughter's welfare, is Neil Winters
aware that besides microwave popcorn his kids don't have food in the house?
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Winters
Prego and She's Not Italian!
Decisions, decisions. Fashion model, or mother. Kill the baby, or let it
live. Perhaps some chicken soup will flush it out as what other reason
could there have been for Lily Winters to be acting like she owns the
Chancellor mausoleum? Who else is buried in the yard? How many aborted
babies? The Daily Daze
Do As I Say, Not As I Do
Kevin Fisher has changed? Let's look at his current long list of crimes.
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Abbotts To Buy Big House, Basketball, Tennis Courts
After all they've been through, the bitching, the moaning, the crimes
against humanity just to stay in a house nobody in their right minds would
want to share, Jack and Sharon Abbott have indicated they are ready to
literally move on. The Daily Daze
Getting Ahead In Genoa City
An only child of a single mother has a dream in which mother speaks to him
of current events. It must be true then that Adam Wilson is his father's
son. The Daily Daze
Remember When?
As Devon
Hamilton sat on his ass last week with little interest in helping his faux
sister move into the college campus flophouse where he squats, it occurred
to some that Devon hasn't been at work lately. Doesn't he hold down a
fancy job at Newman Enterprises? Why yes, he does. At least he used to.
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Dignity
In Doing Manual Labor So Long As Manuel Does It
Life on the Kansas farm was kinda laid back. Not much an old country boy
like Victor Newman couldn't hack. It was early to rise, early in the sack.
Thank God he's a country boy. The Daily Daze
Possible Risk to Company, Employee Won't Be Terminated
The question is: What rock has Jill Abbott been living under?
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The
Gambler? Or Hopalong Casualty?
Never mind that unless his brain has been scrambled
a real addict would never in a million years do what
David Chow has done. Chow, once the
brilliant Dru Winters stalker and campaign manager,
has become the weak
little man with the powerful monkey on his back.
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The Story That Won't End
Think of the Gloria Bardwell saga in medical terms. The doctors could go
in and remove the cancer, but that would be too easy when they'd rather
make the patient suffer and pad the medical bill.
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Do Sexual Preferences Matter?
Who are there people Adam Wilson speaks with on the phone? The person he
left behind presumably in New York and whoever that was he spoke with
concerning the Kansas farm. His boyfriend?
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