Dec 18
Brad Carlton has delusions of fatherhood. Katherine Chancellor has bad news for Amber Moore. Victor Newman drops a financial bomb on his estranged wife. David Chow learns who the bossy is. Lily Winters whines that she was taken advantage of. J.T. Hellstrom waiting in the weeds for something that will bend.

Dec 17
It's only the the 17th of December, will Noah Newman ever chop down a Christmas tree? Jana Hawkes has a lawyer! Kevin Fisher hacks into the prison computer system. Brad Carlton saber rattles; a war with Victor Newman? Jack Abbott consults a handwriting expert. A blind Baby Newman? In disease-free Genoa City? Michael Baldwin has a new client. Sharon Abbott makes a major decision. Dr. Bagano has the DNA test results. And the winner is?

Dec 14
Victoria Newman has more than one "special" pillowcase? Yup, there's a gross of them. Living on a sprawling ranch, why would Victor Newman want Zapato on a leash? Meatball sandwich for meatball J.T. Hellstrom. What 10 mega pixel camera cost $3,000 and how did Amber Moore pay for it? Who knew that Gina Roma keeps a customer license plate number list? Heather Stevens prosecuted Vladdy the auto mechanic twice? And she's been in Genoa City how long? If Lily Winters can't spend Christmas with Cane Ashby, can you guess why?

Dec 13
Who knew that in her spare time Victoria Newman was knitting a baby blanket? Can Colleen Carlton warm up manicotti without burning it? Jill Abbott asked to donate toxic Jabot products to shelter for battered women. Why on earth is a nurse greeting guests at the Newman Ponderosa? Smelling bad and reeking of booze, J.T. Hellstrom holes up with his girlfriend's favorite tune on endless loop. Moral obligations? What would Michael Baldwin and Kevin Fisher know about morals? Fashion tip from Gloria Bardwell: Always look your best when shopping.

Dec 12
His first Christmas tree ornament found, Noah 'chop-chop' Newman needs a tree to put it on. Does Lily Winters not know how to reboot a computer? In typical disgraced politician fashion, Jack Abbott says he wanted more time to spend with his family. Jeffery Bardwell better watch out; Kevin Fisher knows people who can make him disappear. Gloria Bardwell should be thankful; there are perks associated with marrying her dead husband's brother.

Dec 11
J.T. Hellstrom returns, but not at his comatose fiancé's side. What deal could Jeffery Bardwell have that Jill Abbott and Katherine Chancellor would be remotely interested in? Is this Gloria Bardwell's finest hour? Is it Jack Abbott's last day as a senator, or will Ben Hollander get him into the White House? Who will Noah Newman have to defend? David Chow wants to buy a big house where Nikki and Victoria Newman can live. How great is Victor Newman? Why he's god-like. When did Sharon Abbott purchase the Newman outhouse or ever pay a dime in rent? "Arthur Newman", or "Miracle Newman" the boxer? That is the question. Is the reason Brad Carlton feels like "an outsider" because he is one?

Dec 10
Travel time from Newman Ponderosa reduced from one hour to fifteen minutes! How many trips to the ranch can Jack Abbott make before guards at the gate stop him, or Nick and Phyllis Newman notice there's lot of cars coming and going this night? Always the loyal slave, Neil Winters does Victor Newman's bidding. Anyone recall a time when PainMe Johnson baked cookies for Lily Winters? Who will watch over Arthur Newman? What happens when it's late at night and the Jitter Joint manager calls in sick? Gotta love those GHM nurses passing around cake that nobody knows where it's been.

Dec 7
Nick Newman can't understand how the cops got a warrant to search the Ponderosa. Back from Madison, Phyllis Newman asks how Victoria Newman is doing, but doesn't visit when she has the chance. Victor Newman kicks the old cow out of his home. Claiming that the letter that can bury him is fake, Jack Abbott seems helpless to have it authenticated. His mother soon to be a rich woman, Kevin Fisher has a special request. Lauren Baldwin waves her magic wand and the Baldwin apartment is transformed into a love connection.

Dec 6
Sharon Newman hits the panic button. What if Noah Newman finds out that his grandfather is a murder suspect? With only a nurse in her room, those who care so much for Victoria Newman are nowhere to be seen. Gloria Bardwell and company charter a jet to Madison and within seconds are at the Ethics Committee hearing! Busy little Gestapo agents, Maggie Sullivan and Heather Stevens search the home and office of one Victor Newman.

Dec 5
Only in Genoa City would Nick Newman fetch the morning paper and then read the latest news on his computer. So far away that Senator Jack Abbott's entourage had to take a plane, Phyllis Newman says Madison is "close" by and that she's going there. Returned by ambulance to the Ponderosa, comatose Victoria Newman is stashed in an upstairs bedroom! Ingenious little devils, Kevin Fisher and Gloria Bardwell find there's streaming video of a State Senate Ethics Committee hearing on the Internet. Who knew that when he was holed up at the hospital, Victor Newman found time to interview private nurses and order Nikki Newman's "favorite" groceries?

Dec 4
Summer Newman alone at the Ponderosa main house? Who's watching her? Zapato? Nick Newman too busy to make a welcome home sign? Does Domino's deliver pizza to locations a one-hour drive away? While Victoria Newman clings to life, what's can't leave her side brother doing? Imagine J.T. Hellstrom moving into a long-care facility and helping care for his girlfriend? Never mind the environmental book, does Heather Stevens have a coffee table? Unable to wait, Brad Carlton gives the Newman baby a name!

Dec 3
Baby Newman becomes "handful" for nurses. Who knew that as a newborn Victoria Newman kicked her left foot? Senate Ethics Committee hearing kicks off. Is there weather in Heaven? Ask John Abbott. The tumor in Jana Hawkes' brain stabilized, she worries that at long last she'll have to stand trial. Victor Newman rips Maggie Sullivan a new ass.

Nov 30
It lives! Baby Newman given steroids to speed along growth process. Victoria Newman lives too, but still won't wake up so as to give her baby a name. Nikki Newman can't stop bawling; worries daughter won't forgive her. Kevin Fisher changes contest rules to benefit roommate Amber Moore. Senator Abbott up for re-election next year? Wasn't he just elected this year? Told to take Victor Newman implicating evidence to the District Attorney, Ben Hollander gives it to Maggie Sullivan. Dr. Casey Reed is alive too! Does Daniel Romalotti not own a suitcase?

Nov 29
It's the old tape Ben Hollander and Maggie Sullivan covertly trick and put what they said on the Internet. Jack Abbott declares again that he's God's gift to the people is Wisconsin. Will Lily Winters officially enter the Faces of Jabot contest? The world awaits her decision. Does Heather Stevens want to be branded a terrorist? Does Amber Moore have a discrimination case? Courtroom antics lead to stunning ruling by Judge Chong.

Nov 28
Memo to all NE employees. Whoever is taking the last cup of coffee without making more will be fired if caught. Signed, Neil Winters. Who in this day is still using Mickey mouse PDAs? Cane Ashby? Jill Abbott announces the great "Faces of Jabot" contest for women of the generations. Why would Jana Hawkes' doctor be calling Kevin Fisher? Are they married - or something? Oh lord, Nikki Newman is taking pills again. Here comes Judge Chong ready to allow innuendo and hearsay and lawyers to lead the witnesses all they want. Oops, Nick Newman put a dent in the car. Will Victoria Newman wake up and give him a kick in the ass?

Nov 27
Can Phyllis Newman be re-tried? Isn't there something called "double-jeopardy"? Not in Genoa City. Senator Abbott presents a check to the God Have Mercy Medical Center. "Best Medical Staff" anywhere? Jana Hawkes has her head examined. Kevin Fisher: A glass half-empty kind of guy? Lily Winters a "natural beauty"? Who says?

Nov 26
Remember when Nick Newman called his sister "Racket"? Nick does. Can Victoria Newman's condition get any worse? Local paper calls for Senator Jack Abbott's resignation. Who is Ms. Morton and why would Victor Newman want to "bury" her? With Michael Baldwin the only lawyer Genoa City has to offer, what attorney could Brad Carlton have retained? Would Nikki Newman be so foolish as to flee the country? Who knew Jabot has an "international" website?

Nov 23
Rehash show of Clear Springs disaster aired.

Nov 22
Y&R did not air.

Nov 21
It's Thanksgiving Day and the Jitter Joint and Athletic Supporter are open as usual to accommodate those picking up their takeout turkey dinners at the last moment. Jana Hawkes gets a real turkey surprise! Hold the stuffing! There's another family tradition at the Winters home. Question of the day: Who has ever eaten cranberry sauce that didn't come from a can? Karen Taylor?

Nov 20
You'll never guess where Katherine Chancellor and Jill Abbott will be spending Thanksgiving - will you? It's the 2nd Annual Free Jitter Joint Turkey Feed. What the hell? Kevin Fisher in charge of installing a new telecom system at Jabot Cosmetics. Why is Jana Hawkes so lonely? Where's the best place Cane Ashby could buy a pie? A bakery? Oh Lord! Abby Carlton enters science fair - and wins! If time's a wastin', if a decision must be reached soon or someone could die, what's the best advice Victor and Nikki Newman could get from a mediator?

Nov 19
Just what Summer Newman never got from her mother, a handcrafted dollhouse! Do they get any dumber than Nick Newman? Wait a few more days? Has he not been listening? A decision needs to be made now! The need for a "miracle" floating around, Nikki Newman and Professor Gerbil pray in the chapel. What? J.T. Hellstrom worry? He can always make another baby. Lessons to be learned: When visiting your near death loved ones in the hospital, be like Colleen Carlton. Bring your laptop along to look up what it is they're dying of.

Nov 16
If it's Thanksgiving, could it be Karen Taylor's favorite holiday? Who knew that Jeffery Bardwell is a member of the International Corvair Society? Gloria Bardwell knows fashion? Dinner with the family at the office a new Winters tradition? Why would Sharon Abbott want to spend Thanksgiving with anyone except her family? A well-informed Neil Winters knows whose favorite food is Italian and ice cream too! Does that mean then that Dru Winters had a Filipino specialty? Does David Chow's "calming cream" burn? Got a hankering for jalapeño corn bread? See Devon Hamilton. And the gurney wheels go 'round and 'round as Victoria Newman is taken to the operating room.

Nov 15
Why is Daniel Romalotti such a moron? Michael Baldwin argues his case before a very impatient judge. Holy crap! Why is Dr. Webb administering Lasix? J.T. Hellstrom found on the Internet a recipe for tuna casserole; is that one of Victoria Newman's favorite meals? Busy bee, Phyllis Newman made a special something in prison arts and crafts. Nikki Newman dreams of teaching a new grandson how to play piano! Sharon Abbott's new chore? Support Brad Carlton! A beacon of hope, Colleen Carlton says that when she was in a coma her parents prayed and she woke up. Decisions, decisions, the Newmans must make one fast.

Nov 14
Worry warts, Michael Baldwin fears being disbarred and Lauren Baldwin says she'll flee the country. Somebody fire the Athletic Club house keeper! She's always losing master room key cards. Will someone tell Phyllis Newman she's not "in jail"? She's in prison! Lying sack of crap, Paul Williams says he has a "good relationship" with his now five-year-old son.

Nov 13
Dr. Webb pulls a special machine out of his bag of medical tricks. J.T. Hellstrom comes up with another name for his unborn son. Hold the visiting rules! Abby Carlton is back. David Chow keeps Victoria Newman in his prayers. Jeffery Bardwell newest Genoa City property owner. Gloria Bardwell experiments with what could be toxic to her heath. Optimistic, Victor Newman thinks of the day he'll be teaching his grandson how to ride a horse.

Nov 12
Daniel Romalotti has a "parole officer", he's doing community service, and a magic phone too! Heather Stevens goes on the warpath. Pop quiz: What was Dru Winters' favorite movie and who is Neil Winters' favorite actor? Multiple choice: Does Victoria Newman have a favorite pillowcase? Bonus questions: Is Cassie Newman still in Heaven? Does Paul Williams have a PI license to lose, and why isn't Sharon Newman home with her troubled son?

Nov 9
So what's the problem? Why are they holding a vigil if, as Victor Newman says, his daughter will make it because "She's a Newman"? Stinky poo! Doesn't Phyllis Newman have anything beside that same teal outfit? How did Jack Abbott become a senator when he doesn't know what it means to have high blood pressure? How would Maggie Sullivan break the news that Paul Williams is Heather Steven's daddy? Send a singing telegram! What a guy; he hasn't seen his girlfriend in days and when she calls Kevin Fisher doesn't ask how she's doing or say that he loves her. Of all things to remember about his girlfriend, why would J.T. Hellstrom recall when she rubbed cocoa butter on her belly?

Nov 8
Neil Winters shoots! He scores! Victor Newman not fazed by faulty monitoring machine at God Have Mercy Medical Center. Only the lonely "fruit loop" Lily Winters could upstage another Lauren Baldwin panic attack. Known around the globe for his incompetence, Heather Stevens says she's "admired" Paul Williams for years. Cane Ashby refuses sex on his first date. Survival tip from Professor Gerbil: If you've got to be trapped in rubble you want Victoria Newman with you. Oh no! It's the Sign of the Claw!

Nov 7
Like the return of Lauren Baldwin's sudden panic attack malady, Maggie Sullivan's gunshot wound from more than a year ago is acting up! Devon Hamilton takes Roxanne out of his blowup doll collection. How would Amber Moore know that Kevin Fisher has a hard ass? Why wasn't Jana Hawkes allowed out on a date? Heather Stevens learns that a certain someone broke the law. Lily Winters running for student government position? With maybe 20 people crammed into the tiny Indigo Club, imagine how much money it collected for the Clear Springs Relief Fund!

Nov 6
For once, Maggie Sullivan does something legal! Victor Newman holds the shortest press conference ever. Yes! Brad Carlton told he's a self-serving son-of-a-bitch. J.T. Hellstrom ponders erecting large photo of himself in hospital room for when patient wakes up. Oh Lord, Noah Newman is having nightmares. Just when she thinks she's gonna score, Lily Winters gets fouled. Zapato, man's best friend.

Nov 5
When the ants go marching into J.T. Hellstrom's kitchen! Sharon Abbott ponders more therapy for her bottled up son. Cane Ashby thanks God someone else is responsible for the Clear Springs disaster. Katherine Chancellor asked to "pray" that Victoria Newman wakes up. Nick Newman, only the co-CEO of Newman Enterprises, had no idea that his father owns a drilling company? Swearing that she'll never forgive him for what he's done, Nikki Newman "prays to God" Victor Newman didn't have anything to do with Clear Springs. Neil Winters declares disaster was "an act of God."

Nov 2
Out of the hospital, Noah Newman slips into hero worship. Nick Newman huffs, puffs, and blows himself up. Gloria Bardwell steps out of the 20's. A busy boy, Devon Hamilton is assigned to work with Phyllis Newman. As if like stars at night, Jana Hawkes wonders if anyone knows when Victoria Newman will come out of her coma. April Stevens may have given Paul Williams another excuse for avoiding the truth. Victor Newman regrets not doing what he should have to that bastard, Jack Abbott.

Nov 1
Why do bad things keep happening to nice people like Lauren Baldwin? Ravishing? Gloria Bardwell? Going through male menopause, Paul Williams regrets not telling his daughter who her father is. Heather Stevens wants nothing to do with that "heartless" man. Cane Ashby tells how he was raised in the Outback, and Jeffery Bardwell tells how he stuck up for his friend, Zack.

Oct 31
Trick or treat time for Noah Newman. Will the roof cave in? Victor Newman speaks with himself, um, God! Supposedly out looking to pin the wrap on David Chow, Paul Williams hangs out at the God Have Mercy Medical Center! Professor Gerbil joins those blaming themselves for what happened to Victoria Newman. Threatening that he's going to sue, Jack Abbott remarks there must be "thousands" of dogs with yellow hair in Genoa City. What's that J.T. Hellstrom has now? A guitar? Oh please!

Oct 30
How to tell if Victoria Newman goes down hill? Look for the sign of the claw! Jack Abbott hailed a hero by coffee shop patrons. Doctor, my eyes! Brad Carlton can see again. J.T. Hellstrom rats out David Chow. Out of the mountains, Dr. Logan is back! Jill Abbott leaks a juicy story to the media. Loaded for bear, Victor Newman is out to make someone pay.

Oct 29
Cover the office furniture; Phyllis Newman is out on work release! Victor Newman wants the best doctor money can buy. Is Noah Newman suffering from memory loss? The blame game goes crazy as Cane Ashby and Sharon Abbott blame themselves. Say it ain't so; what is Kevin Fisher doing in Jack Abbott's office?

Oct 26
All's well that ends well, almost all those who went to Clear Springs, are back in Genoa City! Noah Newman hailed a hero. Jack Abbott says saving his wife and her former husband was no big deal. Suffering from high blood pressure, Victoria Newman may also have brain damage. What's a clueless PI and a dirty cop to do to ease their trauma? Have sex! Nikki Newman prays for divine intervention. Oh God! Where did J.T. Hellstrom get Victoria's "favorite" song?

Oct 25
The Aftermath - day 4. Another notch on the Noah Newman trouble belt. Jack Abbott "too toxic to die?" Did Victoria Newman have a silk purse? Why then would Professor Gerbil admire her? Clear Springs crisis spokesgeek, Neil Winters cut reporters out of the information loop. Colleen Carlton and Nikki Newman go into meltdown. Someone must die, but it doesn't have to be anyone of any consequence.

Oct 24
The Aftermath - day 3. Playing the martyr, Katherine Chancellor says it's no time for heroics." Victor Newman spreads some money around. Jill Abbott can't live, if living is without a making her life miserable mother. Rescuers need something sweaty that Victoria Newman and Professor Gerbil wore. Would Amber Moore please die already? Did Jack Abbott pen his last will and testament?

Oct 23
The Aftermath - day 2. Michael Baldwin and Gloria Bardwell join the Clear Springs rubbernecking. Neil Winters named official tragedy spokesgeek. Kevin Fisher to handle crisis computer updates. Lauren Baldwin first to take blame. Noah Newman puts in an order for pizza and soda pop! Paul Williams dubbed "knight in shining armor." 

Oct 22
The Aftermath - day 1. Highlights: Nick Newman and Jack Abbott draw straws when what they should have done was step on Sharon Abbott's other leg. Fifty reasons to slap Phyllis Newman silly. One reason to whack Daniel Romalotti. Dumb dork of the day: Nikki Newman. Three guesses who Brad Carton called and the first two don't count. Not to be overlooked clue: "Sabotage."

Oct 19
It's a day all about the Clear Springs implosion.

Oct 18
Okay, it was Ji Min's favorite meal, not Gina Roma's. That's what we get when people mumble. Let's have another pop quiz: What's the one thing Noah Newman has been looking forward to? Hint: It's in Clear Springs. On the job for 3 days, J.T. Hellstrom gets a promotion! Victor Newman pulls the funding plug and has a few promotions of his own to pass out. Neil Winters worries that he'll pay the price again for not having the Newman name. Phyllis Newman is cut loose! Pop quiz #2: Who is "Teflon Jack"?

Oct 17
What will Summer Newman become when she grows up? What will Victoria Newman name her baby, Christian? Playing construction worker, how would J.T. Hellstrom know too wet cement when he sees it? Pop Quiz: Who were IBROMEO and IBJULIET? Pop Quiz 2: What is Ji Min's favorite meal? Would you leave your baby alone with Daniel Romalotti?

Oct 16
Senator Abbott becomes a "person of interest". Jill Abbott can't stop thinking about those empty eyes. John 'Yawn' Abbott returns on a wing and a prayer. Phyllis Newman on the move again as prison shakedown ends. Will the "real" Gloria Bardwell please sign in?

Oct 15
Visiting hours "over" at Jackson Prison? Daniel Romalotti doesn't understand. Jack Abbott catches a big break. Heather Stevens learns what happens when you play basketball in high heels. Amber Moore makes a withdrawal. Jana Hawkes picks a name for her baby. Oh Lord, say it ain't so! Nick Newman and Sharon Abbott to work on dead Cassie Newman's bi-annual benefit which will be held in a casino to drive home the message of responsible drinking? Maggie Sullivan wags the dog hair.

Oct 12
Does Phyllis Newman need a new lawyer? Why does Jana Hawkes have Internet access and other prison inmates do not? Chaplin Owen Anderson makes a career move. When all legal remedies fail, who can Victor Newman "lean on"? Outrageous statement of the week, Nikki Newman acts like she's never cheated on her husband. Michael Baldwin comes up with the mother of all plans.

Oct 11
Hear ye, hear ye! An appeal hearing shall be held for Phyllis Newman at 3PM. Be there or be square. Heather Stevens goes to school! Professor Gerbil a teacher who makes the study of art a "living, breathing, thing"? So why does he have a picture of a dead student. Free Jana Hawkes! Sign the on-line petition. Birthday boy Nick Newman gets the greatest gift of all. So why is Lauren Baldwin throwing a party for him and not his own family?

Oct 10
J.T. Hellstrom happy he isn't living with a bunch of "hockey sticks" anymore. Happier than a balloon on helium, Victoria Newman spreads the good word. Heather Stevens not only taking a class Professor Gerbil will be teaching, she's threatening Athletic Supporter Club customers! Brad Carlton vows that if ex-wife's baby is his, he'll be raising it. Nick Newman, resuming chores of running the empire, wants his father's help in building a cradle for his sister's baby! Hello? Walrus State Prison? Is inmate Phyllis Newman available? No? Please take a message.

Oct 9
It's Ice Cream Night at the Winters home! What were the odds that Karen Taylor would purchase a hat from the very thrift store now in possession of the Dru Winters hat collection? Paul Williams grumbles about "pesky Constitution". Jack Abbott plays Let's Make a Deal! What role did Fisher the dog play in the death of Mr. Kim Chee?

Oct 8
Victoria Newman's baby born to be a soccer player? Who is Joe Bottington and how is it that David Chow knows him? Nikki Newman has a loan payment due and can't pay it. Victor Newman has done it before: Sprayed perfume on a pig! What a lucky man Jack Abbott is to have a wife with a voice of reason. Can Maggie Sullivan get her man? "Chernobyl" bad news for Phyllis Newman.

Oct 5
Lily Winters can't stop thinking 'bout that man. J.T. Hellstrom pops the question. When it comes to drilling rights, Victor Newman doesn't mess around. Shocker for Nikki Newman: time to order new return mailing address labels?

Oct 4
A dream come true for Lily Winters; dinner with daddy and a hunk-a-hunk of burning love. Sharon Abbott finds a way to her man's crotch. Worse than the government, Brad Carlton is planting news stories about the naughty Nick Newman. Kevin Fisher asked to commit another crime. Jeffery Bardwell plays the shell game with his dead brother's wife.

Oct 3
Oh Lord, say it ain't so; another benefit for Cassie Newman! Jack Abbott gets another gift; something to cheer him up. Victor Newman takes great pleasure in hearing that investors are pulling out of the Clear Springs project. Sharon Abbott stops by the prison for a chat with inmate Newman. What does Cane Ashby do in his spare time? Is Lily Winters a dumb ass? Welcome home Abby Carlton!

Oct 2
Nick Newman blames delinquency on son's step-father. What's wrong with this picture? Sharon Abbott at a bookstore. Neil Winters recalls his dead wife's best friend. Guess who's coming to dinner at Professor Gebil's home? Talk about being in the right place at the right time, Lily Winters wants to get physical and it just so happens Cane Ashby was a "trainer" in Australia before he was a bartender.

Oct 1
Noah Newman presents daddy Jack with a gift that keeps on giving. At the prison around the corner, there's a revolving door of visitors come to see inmate Phyllis Newman. Jana Hawkes moans and groans what an "awful" person she is. Admiring his new lady's legs, Neil Winters says there are more important things in life than work. Prepared to go "under covers", J.T. Hellstrom has flowers to order.

Sep 28
Kevin Fisher certain that when a jury learns his crazy girlfriend has a tumor it will let her go free. In prison for not more than two says, Warden McQueen declares Jana Hawkes a model prisoner! Noah Newman freaks; step-mommy is living with a killer? Maggie Sullivan finds sufficient evidence that Mr. Kim Chee's death was no accident. Senator Jack Abbott surprised that his sluttish wife would have sex with another man and then lie about it!

Sep 27
Jack Abbott puts in an order forbidding the press from reporting on his wife. Swearing she never meant to hurt anyone, Gloria Bardwell is surprised that Wilma Bardwell kept the gloves she wore that infamous day at Jabot. Victor Newman warns reporter to stop writing about his former daughter-in-law. Lauren Baldwin to keep Fenmore's Department Stores in Clear Springs project - for now. David Chow hints investigation into Mr. Kim Chee's death might be worth a shot. Phyllis Newman gets a new cellmate

Sep 26
Paranoia runs deep; into the lives of Jill Abbott and Katherine Chancellor will it creep. Jack and Sharon Abbott grumble about the spying on Americans! Traci Abbott Connelly; hello? I must be going. Does Jeffery Bardwell have a thing for Gloria Bardwell? Will there be such a thing as an evil, little Bradley Carlton? Another reason why going to prison isn't so bad, at some prisons inmates have voice mail! It's true! Just ask Jana Hawkes.

Sep 25
Traci Abbott Connelly arrives for her brother's public spectacle. Noah Newman has remarkable recall ability! Ben Hollander moves from campaign manager to Abbott Chief of Staff. Gloria Bardwell stunned when Katherine Chancellor says she wants to speak with Emma Gibson's husband. Neil Winters gets a lesson on how to run a business. Jana Hawkes moved to nearest State Prison!

Sep 24
J.T. Hellstrom warned he could be working with violent felons! Victoria Newman warned that pregnant women shouldn't work so hard. Victor Newman pulls the strings that could get Phyllis Newman out of prison. Old man Yawn Abbott; are you listening? Your son did it for you. Suspended from school, Noah Newman has a black eye!

Sep 21
Jack Abbott thinks the world will say the truth set him free. Big bad prison warden scares Noah Newman. Prison inmates learn how to build websites from Phyllis Newman! Nick Newman claims to have started college fund for children of dead flight crew. Who can forgive Brad Carlton? Kevin Fisher asked to help bring "son-of-a-bitch" senator down.

Sep 20
Yikes! The Abbotts leave Noah Newman home alone. Sharon Abbott asserts she's a loyal wife. Jack Abbott reaches a fork in the road. Prison guards seize inmate Phyllis Newman's favorite cookies, but give Victor Newman's dog permission to sniff around. Gloria "butter biscuit" Bardwell prepares to redeem some insurance.

Sep 19
Local fish wrapper surmises Mr. Kim Chee was a thief because stolen government money, albeit burnt, was found in his room. Jill Abbott vows to learn every detail of her lover's death. Jack Abbott won't let "smear campaign" get the best of him. Phyllis Newman told that her baby girl will be walking soon! Nick Newman uses Newman name and power to get what he wants. Thought to be in custody, Treasury Agent Bonercheck key to mind-numbing Dorks of Doom plea agreement.

Sep 18
The seemingly never-ending divorce party continues as it's learned Cane Ashby can play the piano, Devon Hamilton can't speak Portuguese, his date can speak French, Dru and Neil Winters once hiked the mountains of France, Kevin Fisher picked up some Hawaiian slang, Heather Stevens mingles with those she shouldn't be having contact with and the missing money has been found!

Sep 17
It's divorce party time at the Indigo! Professor Gerbil gets a lesson on blowing up balloons. Lily Winters can't tell when the difference between cranberry juice and booze. Victoria Newman and Devon Hamilton to work together on "Marine Farming" project. Fire at the Athletic Supporter? What fire? Only Jill Abbott is around to thank Amber Moore for saving her. Karen Taylor gives the gift of kickboxing! Kevin Fisher sees himself and Jana Hawkes at the new Starsky and Hutch! Paul Williams wonders how his one and only employee will like living every day with Brad Carlton's baby! J.T. Hellstrom gets his walking papers!

Sep 14
Nick and Victoria Newman want their parents to work out their marriage problems. Concern expressed that Victor Newman may have an epileptic relapse. Forget breakfast, Nikki Newman has something better to nibble on. Cane Ashby invites Heather Stevens to the Lily Winters divorce party. Fire in the hole! What would Amber Moore do without stores that sell shredded currency?

Sep 13
Gloria Bardwell has money! Anyone need a loan, or an outright gift? Daniel Romalotti suggests a fund raiser be held to generate money he and his dorky pals need to keep them out of the gulag. Nikki Newman makes good use of the key to David Chow's pad. Noah Newman wonders why people lie. Senator Abbott sponsors a healthcare bill without having set foot in the State Legislature. Victor Newman gets word that Clear Springs investors are dropping like flies. Oh lord! John 'Yawn' Abbott returns from the grave!

Sep 12
Lily Winters' divorce just about final, she's throwing a party! Amber Moore and Daniel Romalotti return to the scene of the crime. Cane Ashby reports Clear Springs project sight being ripped off from the inside and he needs a damn good private eye, one who could go undercover, but who? J.T. Hellstrom? Senator Jack Abbott worried about possible Ethics Committee hearing.

Sep 11
Nick Newman told to take care of his own wife. Noah Newman requests a meals on wheel trip to his step-mommy. Lauren Baldwin's mother, JoAnna Manning, falls and breaks her hip. Sharon Abbott refuses to remove her son from a home where a criminal lives. Katherine Chancellor, old women, meet the press. Victor Newman announces Senate Ethics Committee will look into senator's association with Mr. Kim Chee.

Sep 10
Maggie Sullivan reports no foul play in Kim Chee death. Katherine Chancellor demands investigation be wrapped up ASAP. Jill Abbott vows the "truth will come out." Always the dork, Nick Newman gets his ass kicked out of the Walrus State Prison for Women. Inmate #45890, Phyllis Newman needs a job. His sneakers all of six months old, Noah Newman demands new ones.

Sep 6
Maggie Sullivan announces the cause of Mr. Chee's death. Nikki Newman urges David Chow to scrub his hard drive. Jack Abbott refuses to speak with reporters at a place of mourning. Victor Newman ponders going to the cops with what he knows about a certain senator. Kevin Fisher and Jana Hawkes to get out of Dodge on their hogs?

Sep 5
I am the walrus! Meet prison warden McQueen. Oh lord, Fen-Fen Baldwin is sneezing. Will his mother have to wait her place in the hospital treatment line? Jack Abbott considers pulling more strings for the worried sick Newman family. Inmate Phyllis Newman to be enrolled in special courses; understanding the criminal mind. Amber Moore faces being found with a corpse! Bad day at motel room #640 for Jill Abbott.

Sep 4
Jill Abbott is convinced she's doing the right thing. Jack Abbott admits that what he did is going to hurt a lot of people. Light fingers Carson McDonald swipes the all-important motel key-card. Amber Ashby admits she's not a real blonde. Phyllis Newman grumbles about poor service at the God Have Mercy Medical Center. Victor Newman calls in a favor from the governor. Mr. Kim Chee; in the wrong place at the wrong time?

Aug 31
"Antagonize" and "lots of people could get hurt" are words of the day as Nikki Newman says that short of hiring a hit a man, she doesn't know what can be done about Mr. Chee. Dr. Logan; paging Dr. Logan. Your services are needed at the Newman Ponderosa. Senator Abbott asked to confess his sins. A new task for David Chow? Phyllis Newman seeks stay of execution.

Aug 30
Daniel Romalotti has the amazing ability to track the serial numbers of U.S. currency! Noah Newman and a dog named "Fisher". As Nick Newman cooks the best burgers in the county, Phyllis Newman cleans house and receives a going away to prison present. Victor Newman warns a certain senator that the sky is falling. Walrus State Prison warden put on notice: another Newman is coming; be very nice or else. Help Wanted: CEO for toxic chemical company; no experience necessary.

Aug 29
Senator Abbott holds a press conference at the Athletic Support Club regarding Phyllis Newman's 6-year sentence. Nick Newman and his wife ponder how they'll spend their last day together. Noah Newman worries that his step-mommy comes from a family of criminals and that baby Summer Newman will grow up to be a criminal too! Michael Baldwin thrusts himself onto Amber Ashby as her lawyer after she's seen with the D.A. possibly cutting a deal whereas she will testify against the other Dorks of Doom in exchange for a reduced sentence. Sissy Daniel Romalotti fears he may go to a women's prison! Who's got the missing money that Gloria Bardwell says she's helping her son payback to the government? Mr. Kim Chee?

Aug 28
God have mercy, Kevin Fisher gets to be in the operating room as doctors attempt to remove the thing growing inside the head of Jana Hawkes. Paul Williams says he can't tell Heather Stevens that she's his daughter because he's got a moral obligation not to. Oh Lord! Noah Newman says he found out about his mother's sex affair on the Internet! Judgment day for Phyllis Newman.

Aug 27
It's a day of court aftermath as blame is placed and hate is spewed and Phyllis Newman worries what will become of her. Kevin Fisher searches for a doctor ready to perform surgery on Jana Hawkes on a moments notice: chop-chop!

Aug 24
A day in kangaroo court and you will, won't you, believe what happens.

Aug 23
Make it stop! Noah Newman calls the prison to make sure his step-mommy will be well taken care of. Yeah, Bertha the beast will see to it. Phyllis Newman makes the ultimate sacrifice as she worries Sharon Abbott will want her husband back. At a major Clear Springs business meeting, Victor Newman has to tell his boy how a business is run. Jill Abbott finds out she was lied to and kicks Mr. Chee to the curb.

Aug 22
Katherine Sterling writes Jill Abbott out of her will like it matters, or that Jill will run out of money. Is there anything Daniel Romalotti can't do wrong? Holy crap! Has Professor Gerbil finished writing his book already? Bummer of all bummers, Phyllis Newman went to a movie and didn't take hubby Nick with her!

Aug 21
Who's sleeping in Jana Hawkes' hospital bed? Hint: It ain't Papa Bear. Colleen Carlton worries that she'll turn out like daddy Brad. Sharon Abbott goes on a treasure hunt! P-U! Wait until you see what Phyllis Newman does with her husband's stinky socks. Mountain Mama Dr. Logan makes one last house call before leaving Genoa City.

Aug 20
Professor Gerbil is back, writing his book about Brad Carlton, and gaining easy access to Jana Hawkes. Poor Kevin Fisher is in love with a monster of that there is no doubt. Claiming he was just doing his "civic duty", Phyllis Newman threatens to rat Paul Williams out if he doesn't get off her back. More worry over what Noah Newman will do until miracle upon miracle, his step-mother is granted probation! 

Aug 17
Much ado about nothing as everyone and their brother try to prove that Phyllis Newman attempted to flee the jurisdiction. Worried that his boss is slipping in the polls, Ben Hollander warns Nick Newman to stay away from Sharon Abbott. Gloria Bardwell agrees to pay for Jana Hawkes' surgery. Does that mean the Jitter Joint is off the market?

Aug 16
Phyllis Newman is found guilty of extortion and the rush is on to protect Noah Newman from finding out. Upset with the verdict, pervert Devon Hamilton wants Mrs. Newman charged with murdering Dru Winters. Unhappy too that Mrs. Newman is unlikely to serve a day in prison, Brad Carlton squeals to the D.A.

Aug 15
Bubble, bubble, toil and trouble as Phyllis Newman returns to face the music and such a sweet deal will she get. Amber Ashby makes a deal with the returning Carson McDonald. So long as she doesn't trip and fall, Victoria Carlton is gonna have a baby boy! Oh Lord, say it ain't so. J.T. Hellstrom's mother is alive and - knitting!

Aug 14
Born to be wild, Phyllis Newman and "Sammy" head out on the highway; looking for adventure - and a wig; always a wig. Katherine Sterling saves Nikki Newman's bacon - for 7 days. Crazy bastard Kevin Fisher threatens to blackmail his own mother!

Aug 13
God help the child! Sharon Abbott wants to have another baby! Lily Romalotti blows foster brother Devon Hamilton's lustful search for her favorite things all to hell. Cane Ashby shuts the Clear Springs project down. A verdict is reached in the Phyllis Newman case, but where's the defendant?

Aug 10
Daniel Romalotti bounces back! Devon Hamilton takes time off the job to help his sister adjust to life without a porn addict. Victor Newman gears up to stick it to his wife. Cane Ashby still can't grasp the language; it's not "Me Thane" gas. Nick Newman and Sharon Abbott go to a bank; she wants to make a withdrawal, he a deposit. Jeffery Bardwell a criminal? He'll fit right in, won't he?

Aug 9
What the hell? Jill Abbott plans to find Phillip Chancellor III's birth mother; but wait, isn't she Phillip's birth mother and isn't Phillip Cane Ashby? Katherine Sterling cuts her daughter out of the will and then finds out dear daughter is teaming up with Mr. Kim Chee to start yet another company to compete with Jabot Cosmetics. His wife's body still warm, Neil Winters is ready to get it on with Karen Taylor. Lily Romalotti has a new, much older man. Daniel Romalotti turns in his keys to the flophouse Jack Abbott gave him, not the bratty Winters kids.

Aug 8
Oh Lord! Has Wilma Bardwell returned from the grave? As expected, Kevin Fisher puts the Jitter Joint up for sale. Senator Abbott plans time away from his senatorial duties to take his bride on a honeymoon. Jana Hawkes talks to a chair as if it's a real person and considering some of the people in this city, what's the difference? Amber Ashby's aspiring wings as a songbird are clipped, but she does manage to get taken for a ride on her husband's big stud.

Aug 7
Amber Ashby's problems go from bad to worse. In memory of her dead hubby, and the fact she's richer than ever, Gloria Bardwell throws a party! Kevin Fisher bemoans the fact that hospitals are only into caring for those from whom they can profit. System security at Newman Enterprises goes haywire when a certain employee checks out a hot porn site. Said to be an up and coming CEO, Devon Hamilton receives a new bag in which to carry around important files.

Aug 6
Such a weasel, Devon Hamilton urges Lily Romalotti to get a divorce and lo, but what she's already got a divorce lawyer! Down in the dumps, Daniel Romalotti turns to Cassie Newman for support - no, really, he does. Worried that the mother of his baby might go on the run, Nick Newman's got a lawyer too! That Michael Baldwin must be one busy dude. Money, money, who's got the missing once buried money? Jill Abbott?

Aug 3
Devon Hamilton moves up the ladder of success. Kevin Fisher upset that Jana Hawkes is pestering his friends and wants it to stop. Only one thing to do then; pay another visit to the woman accused of trying to kill him. Phyllis Newman takes the witness stand! Who committed an act of road rage against David Chow?

Aug 2
Amber Ashby saved, the Dorks of Doom are arrested and given immediate bail hearings at which they are released on bail because some sleepy judge agreed they're just the sweetest boys and girls. And guess who's going to represent the lot? Remember: You only get one guess. Neil Winters has a breakdown after serving his dead wife's favorite spices to dinner guests Jack and Sharon Abbott!

Aug 1
A regular barrel of laughs, the Newman trial continues. Not worth much, Amber Ashby's ransom amount totals a mere $70,000 which will be dropped at the very busy Athletic Supporter Club where the police fully expect a kidnapper will fetch his bounty. Nick Newman whines that he made a mistake by thrown his marriage to the town slut away. A shocking suspicion that Mr. Boner Check is not who he claims to be.

Jul 31
Day #1 as testimony in the Phyllis Newman trial gets underway. Kevin Fisher and Daniel Romalotti fitted with tracking devices! Cane Ashby asks mommy Jill Abbott and granny Katherine Sterling for money needed to spring his lovely bride. Mysterious kidnapper leaves ransom note in Jitter Joint tip jar!

Jul 30
The Dorks of Doom are busted! A new and improved Colleen Carlton returns just in time to pacify Lily Romalotti who wishes if only she could be "normal" again. Gloria Bardwell sees her band of criminals family as a "legacy" she'll be proud to leave behind. If Amber Ashby kidnapped herself, she thought of everything.

Jul 27
Kevin Fisher's got his big gun out looking for the missing, thought to have faked her own kidnapping, Amber Ashby and now the buried money is missing too! Victor Newman warns his son to make a decision; his mother or his father? Sharon Abbott keeps an expensive film crew on hold as she's the only model available for a photo shoot. Methane gas found at Clear Springs project site and nobody knew beforehand?

Jul 26
Jury selection begins in the Phyllis Newman bribery case. Declaring his wife guilty, Nick Newman plans to leave town with his ex-wife. An ecstatic Brad Carlton proclaims he's a "free man". A shortage of beat cops in Genoa City, Maggie Sullivan investigates the Romalotti flophouse break-in. Amber Ashby is reported kidnapped!

Jul 25
The God Have Mercy Medical Center is not only considering hiring mountain mama Logan, it also allows Jana Hawkes to be questioned by her victim's lawyer brother and his sidekick clueless PI. Kevin Fisher's latest tricks? Tap into law enforcement criminal files and pretend to be a doctor! J.T. Hellstrom attends Brad and Victoria Carlton's divorce ceremony. Jill Abbott tells more people about the wedding she wants to keep secret. Rumble in the jungle, Devon Hamilton is out cold.

Jul 24
Victor Newman screws his wife again - and not the way she might have wanted. Dr. Logan gets her feet rubbed while waiting for the elevator. Nikki Newman gets the gift all girls want from David Chow. Nick Newman can't remember how good the sex was, or maybe it wasn't that good coming from his wife. Time runs out for the mini-mob.

Jul 23
Jill Abbott, about to embark on wedding #4,932, wants to keep it a secret from her mother! Daniel Romalotti catches a break as charges of solicitation are dropped. Paging Senator Abbott; Kevin Fisher wishes for a return of the death penalty. Thank the gods, Sharon Abbott kept tabs on Cassie Newman's friends! Preparations underway for Wilma Bardwell's funeral.

Jul 20
The crazies are at it again! Locked up, Jana Hawkes has free access to a phone and wants Michael Baldwin to defend her! Kevin Fisher runs to Heather Stevens to say he fears Hawkes will escape and haunt him! Cane Ashby calls a hotel to ask that he be given its security videotape after a charge appears on his credit card statement. Amber Ashby confesses her sins, asks her hubby to forgive her, and he does! Nikki Newman announces that she's left the great Victor Newman and that her new man, David Chow, should be prepared to meet his maker!

Jul 19
Paul Williams says telling his daughter that he's her father is too complicated. Nikki Newman not only gets her hands on NVP again, she's got a new employee too! Gloria Bardwell blames herself for the death of Wilma Bardwell until she finds out Wilma's estate is worth millions. Huffing and puffing, blowhard Victor Newman threatens to take down whomever gets in his way.

Jul 18
What possible reason could David Chow have for staying in Genoa City? Jana Hawkes' trial, of course. Amber Ashby and Kevin Fisher know about karma and yet do the things they do? Mystery Man asking questions once served in Iraq? Karen Taylor learns working at Newman Enterprises requires long hours; ha! Who told her that? Sue the God Have Mercy Medical Center for releasing an elderly patient diagnosed with pneumonia!

Jul 17
Two strokes and Wilma Bardwell is out! Michael Baldwin goes delusional saying Kevin Fisher didn't turn out so bad and Mama Gloria isn't so bad either. An excited Abby Carlton hopes to play big sister to her daddy's new baby. Neil Winters urges his daughter to get a divorce.

Jul 16
Maggie Sullivan thanks Kevin Fisher for doing her job and as a reward no charges will be filed against him! Daniel Romalotti returns for more therapy. Colleen Carlton heads for New York. Professor Gerbil plans on writing a tell-all book about Brad Carlton the stolen art trafficker. Oh Lord! Is Jana Hawkes brain dead?

Jul 13
Meet new D.A. Heather Stevens; same as the old D.A.? And guess where's she staying. Colleen Carlton; no guts, no glory. The more Kevin Fisher and the vigilantes lie, the deeper in crap they get. Mountain Mama Logan urged to practice medicine because she's got miraculous healing powers. Noah Newman has a cellphone? Is there nothing this kid doesn't have?

Jul 12
Oh Lord, it's time for Colleen Carlton to say that Jana Hawkes deserves to die and that she and Kevin Fisher are judge, jury and executioners. Poor Nikki Newman, so dependent on her man that she must grovel at his feet. A decision is reached as to who among the Newman family will live where and as predicated, it's all for the sake of Noah Newman. A plush job handed her on a silver platter, Karen Taylor must first learn what it was like walking in Dru Winters' shoes.

Jul 11
A missing Noah Newman brings out stories of how Nick and Phyllis Newman each ran away once. And wait until you hear what it takes to bring a missing boy out of hiding. Can you say - favorite food! Sorry to say, it's true. Plus, how nice to have Mountain Mama Logan on hand to figure a kid out in just one day when it's taken years and the parents haven't figured it out. Oh Lord, have mercy. Katherine Sterling remembers that Cane Ashby has never met Billy Abbott! Jana Hawkes gets the drop on Kevin Fisher.

Jul 10
Nikki Newman frets that the great man may take her business away from her again. Karen Taylor is given a fancy job at Newman Enterprises. It must be Indigo Club Week as everyone it seems hangs out there. Because coffee spilt on his marriage license, Cane Ashby asks for another copy. Just when all hell could have broken out, two of the town vigilantes find better things to do leaving Colleen Carlton alone to convince crazy Kevin Fisher to go back to the hospital.

Jul 9
Someone tell Karen Taylor to shut the hell up! It doesn't matter now what would have been or might have been; Nikki Newman lost the election. Up and about, Nick Newman returns to the Newman Enterprises helm and he wants old cow Sharon Abbott to model for yet another new project. So why is Mountain Mama Logan still in town? At last, someone recalls there was a flight crew on the Newman jet; but does Victor Newman give a damn? The crazies at it again fussing how dangerous it is, stand by their man Kevin Fisher.

Jul 6
Who wanted Sharon Abbott dead and why were so many scheduled to fly on that fateful day? Senator Jack Abbott asked to close down local strip club; but wait! Isn't that a job for the City Council? Games that Nick and Phyllis Newman play. Kevin Fisher can't be stopped; so who's to blame? Is it Wilma Bardwell's last will and testament?

Jul 5
What a big gun you have, Kevin Fisher. Where did you get it and why would Michael Baldwin leave it in a cabinet in your hospital room! Using up hours of rollover minutes, Jana Hawkes calls again. Admitting that he has an addiction to porn, Daniel Romalotti says he doesn't have an addiction to porn. Knowing that she shouldn't be deep in crap, Colleen Carlton says she has to be because of the nightmares! Oh for Pete's sake, take Maggie Sullivan's badge away from her already!

Jul 4
Professor Gerbils rats Kevin Fisher out to the cops and who should appear at the hospital with dirty cop Maggie Sullivan? Clueless puppy dog Paul Williams. And what do they do about Kevin's crime? Not a damn thing. Colleen Carlton deep into another crazy plot, instructs Jana Hawkes to checkout the online edition of the daily newspaper. Oops, Amber Ashby done did it again; left a bail receipt in her car. Lily Romalotti takes her man back, but still doesn't trust him. Gloria Bardwell, clucking like a mother hen that she doesn't want her boy to get hurt, carries his water. Nick Newman makes a