News Tracker

January - June 2005

June 30
Is Michael Baldwin plotting another murder? Tom Fisher needs to be declared dead. Kevin Fisher cries on Mac Browning's shoulder. Nikki Newman gets in on the act. Lauren Fenmore shows off her newest customer to the movers and shakers. Who's the woman in the park and what is she to Devon Hamilton? Mob keeps its eye on Bobby Marsino but not Brittany Marsino.

June 29
Gloria Fisher appears to be Mrs. Fisher. Jack Abbott gives Victoria Newman a most useless pep talk. A lonely Sharon Newman turns to Malfunction Winters. Devon Hamilton in need of a job. Said to have called the cops, Nick Newman and Neil Winters say they didn't call the cops. Brendan Marshall allows just anyone to listen to answering machine messages. It's a long shoreline but Phyllis Summers is sure she'll find her son on the California beach somewhere and wonder of wonders finds the exact restaurant the runaways patronized mere moments earlier. Daniel Romalotti and Lily Winters conclude they can't stay on the run without jobs.

June 28
Neil Winters convinced his daughter was brain washed! Musician Brendan Marshall calls man hunters the moment plane sets down at LAX. Nick Newman alerts cops! Daniel Romalotti hearing voices from beyond the grave. Lily Winters told to beat it. For the record Ashley Carlton says she is not divorced. Tom Fisher takes sperm thief on a hog ride. Victoria Newman prepared to run the empire.

June 27
Gloria Fisher spots youngest son first and last months rent on a new apartment. Terrible Tom Fisher's game is blackmail. Neil Winters joins the man hunters in Los Angeles as Daniel Romalotti and Lily Winters fall off a turnip truck and into the sand and surf. J.T. Hellstrom helps the Marsino's out of a dangerous situation.

June 24
So much for his detecting skills; Paul Williams questions for Tom Fisher are easily evaded. So which is it? Ashley Carlton now says she's not a single woman but refers to Brad Carlton as her "ex-husband." Michael Baldwin laments about not having any friends while sperm thief claims she can never have too many. Nikki Newman planning special anti-drunk driving campaign in dead granddaughter's memory. J.T. Hellstrom confesses to Katherine Sterling he's the father of Brittany Marsino's baby but it's all a ruse!

June 23
Gloria Fisher-Abbott officially Mrs. Abbott again in every way that matters. Kevin Fisher to best man at brother's Fall wedding. Michael Baldwin asserts Paul Williams was "always a dull boy." J.T. Hellstrom confirms he had sex with Brittany Marsino but seems surprised "one time" did the trick. Mac Browning moves out of the Sugar Shack. Bobby Marsino kicks pregnant wife to the curb. Phyllis Summers soon to be out of Newman Enterprises. Ashley Carlton declares she and Brad Carlton are divorced; must have been mail-order.

June 22
Victoria Newman learns Brad Carlton is Abby Carlton's father in every way that matters. Victor and Nikki Newman worried their nitwit son may take law into his own hands but that's okay. Nick Newman tapped Phyllis Summers' phone? Try not to laugh. Danny Romalotti has a hot tip. Neil Winters takes time off to find his daughter. Bobby Marsino never wants to see that lying bitch again. Brittany Marsino drops the bomb right in J.T. Hellstrom's lap.

June 21
Bobby Marsino agrees to go back to his mobster ways. Oops... Brittany Marsino gets a good whack for something she said. Mac Browning in for a shocker. Lily Winters leaves cellphone behind. Nick Newman and Phyllis Summers join forces. Malfunction Winters assures mother of his child "we'll find her" as both sit on their collective ass. Devon Hamilton read the riot act. Abby Carlton off to the zoo! Ghoulish Victor Newman goes over all the things dead Cassie Newman will never do. Not seen in days, old man John Abbott reportedly "worn" out. Ether Valentine has a brain! Why do so many burn so many calories only to poison their bodies with toxic swill?

June 20
Victoria Newman confronts her parents about new sister. Hank Weber contacts Danny Romalotti on tour. Now it's Devon Hamilton's turn to run and Bobby Marsino too! Hop on the bus, Gus. Most wanted ones dodge two bullets. Dumb as ever, Sharon Newman wonders what Phyllis Summers is doing at the law office of Baldwin & Blair.

June 16
Victoria Newman turns down Jabot job. Phyllis Summers enlists the computer services of Kevin Fisher! J.T. Hellstrom pokes possible PI sidekick Mac Browning. Nick Newman vows to make that punk pay for what he did. Neil Winters looks to hire clueless PI but Paul Williams is out of town. Daniel Romalotti goes shopping for latest on the run from the law fashions. Athletic Club turned into picnic area as Bobby Marsino hints of leaving Genoa City.

June 15
Pure insanity as hunt for Daniel Romalotti continues. Having nightmares Phyllis Summers wants her son to have a "happy" life. Jack Abbott surprised to learn runaway was hiding in Abbott garden shack. Lazy Hank Weber prefers waiting for fugitive to turn himself in. Lily Winters makes a phone call. Devon Hamilton feeling left out. Nick Newman gives Christine 'Bug' Blair "until morning" to find punk who killed his daughter. Victor Newman offers daughter top job at family empire.

June 14
And the mistakes just keep on coming. Daniel - what happened to my hair - Romalotti withdraws cash from an ATM. Lily Winters checks into a motel. Dru Winters in denial; "bad seed" made her daughter do it. Ashley Carlton mutters; man she knows little about not like any she's ever known before. In a pinch? No credit? Need flowers? See Gina Roma. Victoria Newman offered "opportunity of a lifetime." If Noah Newman is eating ice cream then everything must be one with the world. Right? John 'Yawn' Abbott finds a bone in his pants!

June 13
It's Boredom Central in Genoa City. Noah Newman given sympathy cards by Wreck Center after school crowd. Jack Abbott recommends Jill Abbott hire Victoria Newman as her right hand man and she agrees! Malfunction Winters blames himself for teens on the run. Phyllis Summers worries: what will become of her son? Gloria Abbott gets old man sexed up.

June 10
As Lily Winters drives Daniel Romalotti out of town there's nothing to worry about. Paul Williams has put J.T. Hellstrom on the case! Try not to laugh as Nick Newman continues his moronic rage. Mac Browning's date with a cherry picking destiny is interrupted. Tom Fisher's credit runs out; time to call his partner in crime.

June 9
Police Detective Hank Weber shows up at Newman outhouse with a warrant for Daniel Romalotti then goes to Jitter Joint where Malfunction Winters says he screens all of Lily Winters' gentlemen callers. Larry Warton gives Sharon Newman a ride sure to please Cassie Newman. Told his "son" is in legal trouble Danny Romalotti decides to stay put in Europe. To take her mind off that young girl's tragic death, J.T. Hellstrom moves closer to putting the pork to Mac Browning.

June 8
Nick Newman adds another name to his list of people he wants to kill. He may be hiding out but Daniel Romalotti finds time to get a haircut! Jill Abbott cuts a deal with Malfunction Winters. Brace yourself: Lily Winters to become newest Jabot Cosmetics model! Paul Williams informs Brad Carlton he's dating his wife and Brad thinks that's just the sweetest thing he ever did hear! Abby Carlton told not to worry about becoming like Cassie Newman; she's got parents who'll make sure she wears a seatbelt! Gitta Hendrickson quits!

June 7
Sharon Newman wants to roll back the clock. Nick Newman wants Daniel Romalotti to pay; demands he be allowed to see the boy who killed his daughter. Christine 'Bug' Blair accused of representing murderers; gosh, isn't that what defense lawyers do? Gitta Hendrickson learns just how scary having sex with Kevin Fisher can be. Katherine Sterling sick of outdated Jabot ads. Jill Abbott on the prowl for Malfunction Winters. Brad Carlton thinks he's the man. Phyllis Summers told to stay away from the court house which always means that's exactly where she'll show up.

June 6
Brad Carlton gives a back on the job running the empire Nick Newman a hint; his wife is getting restless. Sharon Newman accused of blaming her husband for daughter's death. Time is running out for Gitta Hendrickson. Brittany Marsino and Mac Browning get into a snit culminating a very boring day in Genoa City.

June 3
Michael Baldwin flips. He gave Tom Fisher all that money to leave town and Tom is still hanging around. Kevin Fisher has a girl to call his very own! Brittany Marsino thinks there's nothing wrong with looking a gift in the mouth. Gina Roma offers her crying towel to anyone who might need it. Nikki Newman worried: what will become of the adult children in diapers?

June 2
Malfunction Winters continues to enable his daughter. Cops pester the Bug again about her client showing up on time for court hearing. It's a boy! Marsinos not worried about lack of health insurance. After working out triathlon freaks make up for lost calories with sugar fix. Gitta Hendrickson in need of a man. Is Kevin Fisher up for the job?

June 1
In the aftermath of Cassie Newman's funeral the Newmans and the Abbotts become best of buds. Phyllis Summers' days at Newman Enterprises are numbered. Mac Browning and J.T. Hellstrom; two peas in a lotus blossom. High rental of steam room demands much usage as the Winters brothers talk of their shared daughter's complicity. Where is Nick Newman and why is he so filled with rage?

May 31
For all the chatter about how much they personally will find her missing son, Phyllis Summers and Jack Abbott do nothing of the sort. Daniel Romalotti fears Dru Winters will notice the calls on Lily Winters' phone bill. Gloria Abbott hears "voices" which can only be coming from "another world" and it ain't the soap. Of all the strange characters at Cassie Newman's funeral the strangest of all is Cindy the rag doll. Try not to laugh.

May 30
Oh God, make it stop! Daniel Romalotti has a chat with Cassie Newman. Noah Newman speaks with Cassie's horse. Nick Newman doesn't think funeral service needed for girl who spent half her life talking on the phone. Newman slave charged with making funeral arrangements. Even before Chapel of the Good Shepherd is ready people are on their way to the service. Victor Newman: praise the Lord and pass the ammunition. Paul Williams on missing Romalotti case; reports teenager has not used any form of public transportation. Danny Romalotti reportedly back in Europe! Malcolm Winters covers his daughter's, um, niece's ass. Ashley Carlton ponders buying a home of her own. Gloria Abbott upset: Gitta Hendrickson practically an Athletic Supporter member.

May 27
Question of the day: Does Cassie Newman's horse miss her? We are not making this up. Nick Newman wants to kill someone. Nikki Newman blames herself for being a bad granny. Victor Newman runs to the arms of Ashley Carlton for comfort. Is Kevin Fisher's loss Gitta Hendrickson's gain? Jack Abbott slimes Baldwin/Fisher clan. Phyllis Summers grills Lily Winters.

May 26
Mac Browning and J.T. Hellstrom play house. Jill Abbott knows Ashley Carlton is worthless so why doesn't Katherine Sterling? Is Noah Newman in danger? Are bad dreams all the rage? Is Heaven a nice place? Sharon Newman doesn't know. Oh, wait. She does! Phyllis Summers happy to hear her son has gone on the run. Nick Newman asks Bobby Marsino what to do about his daughter's killer. Gloria Abbott in charge of Baldwin/Fenmore wedding.

May 25
Aftermath of Cassie Newman's death. And where is sleepy Noah Newman? Watching horses being fed. Jack Abbott declares "Bug" will protect Daniel Romalotti from the media whores. Word spreads of another Lauren Fenmore marriage. Devon Hamilton suspicious of adopt daughter's sudden brown bagging. Nikki Newman vows to stay strong for the children as Victor Newman personally informs Winters household of latest tragedy.

May 24
Daniel Romalotti ready to go into hiding. Local Press descend on Abbott Hotel. The most boring person since BoreUs Collins held the title, Mac Browning agrees to move into the Sugar Shack. Gather around all waiting to enter the pearly gates; Nick Newman wants to sing you a song.

May 23
Because she thinks of him as her son, and the Abbott Hotel is such a media magnet, Christine 'Bug' Blair declares Daniel Romalotti will be moving into the love bunker for safe keeping. Don't worry about Cassie Newman. Doctors at the God Have Mercy Medical Center are known for their miracles. Just because he's new and improved doesn't mean Noah Newman has stopped eating ice cream. Despite their in-fighting, Nick Newman surmises, "We are Newmans." Concerned he's not a member but is always at the Athletic Club anyway, Ashley Carlton takes Tom Fisher up on his offer to go fishing.

May 20
Newman family members told not to worry; Paul Williams and his merry men are on the Cassie Newman case. Nick Newman looks for someone to blame. Sharon Newman beside herself. Newman slave ordered to deliver soup to God Have Mercy Medical Center. BoreUs Collins rolls into the scene as her granddaughter stumbles into the Newman Jitter Joint. Gitta Hendrickson wonders if Abbott Hotel is haunted. Bobby Marsino pressured by mobster. J.T. Hellstrom needs a warm body.

May 19
You think you've seen boredom? You ain't seen nothing yet. Paul Williams makes a connection with the phone company sure to locate the missing Cassie Newman except that Cassie is already at the Newman Jitter Joint where Daniel Romalotti and Lily Winters talk about their dreams of better things to come. Brittany Marsino in search of a name for her unborn baby. J.T. Hellstrom: once a hunkmonkey always a hunkmonkey as Mac Browning would rather eat cake.

May 18
Nick Newman grills talkative Daniel Romalotti. Hank 'KGB' Weber decides to put clueless detective on case! Jack Abbott and Brad Carlton rush to be first to put feedbag over Victoria Newman's big head. Last to know, Jabot CEO Jill Abbott learns lab rat quit. Kevin Fisher and his mother have a plan: who can first touch Gitta Hendrickson's omelet?

May 17
Cassie Newman has left the building! Lauren Fenmore plays hard to get. Gitta Hendrickson is an illegal alien. Nikki Newman urges Phyllis Summers to qui her job. Lily Winters has the perfect place where Daniel Romalotti can hide.

May 16
Is gambling legal in Genoa City? Damon Porter bids the city a fond good-bye. Daniel Romalotti to hide in plain sight. J.T Hellstrom brings Mexico to the Sugar Shack. Nick and Sharon Newman need a miracle.

May 13
Tom Fisher needs a trinket. Where to go? Only one place in Genoa City. John Abbott thanks Kevin Fisher for saving his life but life never trumps hate. Katherine Sterling hires new pool boy. Daniel Romalotti almost ready to leave town as Cassie Newman remembers who was behind the wheel.

May 12
Phyllis Summers takes over Abbott Hotel; calls Kevin Fisher the "freak". Lily Winters busted. Nick and Sharon Newman; dumb and dumber keep asking their moronic "what if" questions. Cassie Newman determined to "save" Daniel Romalotti. Brad Carlton asked to pose for Italian artist.

May 11
Think it can't get any more convoluted? Think again. Sharon Newman threatens to kill Daniel Romalotti. Back from an assignment during which he merely retrieved a tape, J.T. Hellstrom reminds Mac Browning she's still expected to pay rent whether she lives at the Sugar Shack or not. So old, Katherine Sterling thinks there are plenty of fish in the sea. Are you ready? Did you not know this was coming? Lily Winters ready to go on the run with her man!

May 10
Daniel Romalotti out on bail? Isn't this a serious crime he's charged with? DA Glenn Richards says it is. Says Romalotti will "do time" regardless. Devon 'the loser' Hamilton beside himself with hate for Romalotti kid. After promising to watch her son Phyllis Summers returns to the Ponderosa alone in time to receive visitor Lily Winters. But how did Lily get there? $50 taxi? Spooky Gitta Hendrickson opens the door Gloria Abbott needs to get her out of old man's life. Cassie Newman caught fraternizing with the enemy.

May 9
Phyllis Summers worried; will Newmans kick her out of Newman Enterprises next? Daniel Romalotti arrested! Christine 'Bug' Blair hopes to get probation for her client; maybe have kid build a wreck center - or something. Cassie Newman survives surgery; off to Italy soon. Nick Newman on a different planet; too many what ifs. Devon Hamilton creates a special Mother's Day gift for squawking I'm a bad mother Dru Winters.

May 6
Christine 'Bug' Blair spat on when Sharon Newman learns she's representing Daniel Romalotti. Cassie Newman undergoes surgery. Nick Newman pissed: hospital doesn't give out guarantees. Malfunction Winters returns from Madison; car accident was in all the news. Gitta Hendrickson moves into Abbott poolhouse! J.T. Hellstrom on another case! Mac Browning moves into Chancellor Mausoleum.

May 5
Bobby Marsino thinks he can just quit the mob. Kevin Fisher plots to get Gitta Hendrickson. Dru and Neil Winters appalled that Daniel Romalotti has been allowed out in public. Victor Newman joins the hate patrol. Phyllis Summers gets the boot; will move into Abbott Hotel. Hank Weber grills Cassie Newman. Victoria Newman forgives all.

May 4
Too freaking funny. Hank Weber orders Daniel Romalotti not to leave town! Christine 'Bug' Blair to represent what Dru Winters calls "bad seed." Neil Winters hopes they throw the book at creepy kid. For someone in need of brain surgery Cassie Newman makes remarkable recovery. Mob rules as Bobby Marsino is told to tell his wife to stop flashing those diamonds around. Hilga the masseuse goes to work on old man John Abbott.

May 3
Panic in the city as Cassie Newman and Daniel Romalotti get into car accident. Everyone plays the blame game and brace yourself: Hank Weber is already on the case! Sprung from the God Have Mercy Medical Center John Abbott allows Gloria Abbott to play mother hen. Michael Baldwin admits paying off Tom Fisher was expensive proposition and that nothing had changed. 

May 2
Victor Newman is not God? Since when? Nikki Newman wants to take grandkids to Italy and just when Nick Newman wanted Cassie Newman to work in the mailroom! More strange gifts arrive at the Marsino home. Terrible Tom Fisher given $10,000 to leave town. If everyone is worried that Daniel Romalotti will drive drunk does that mean he will? Someone alert Dr. Olivia Winters. She'll be needed this night at the God Have Mercy Medical Center. 

Apr 29
I'm leaving. No, I'm staying. We'll do this together. No, I'll do it myself. What does Terrible Tom Fisher want? What does Victoria Newman want? Rehash Central for those who can't following the transparent script. Ashley Carlton tells more of her sad little life to a total stranger. Nick Newman declares Sharon Newman the best role model in the world as Cassie Newman develops a severe case of the hots for Daniel Romalotti. 

Apr 28
Terrible Tom Fisher is on the move. John Abbott to be released from God Have Mercy. J.T. Hellstrom blows Robin off. Bobby Marsino buying baby goodies on line with money to burn. Would somebody please slap Victoria Newman?

Apr 27
Michael Baldwin and Lauren Fenmore fretting again; what's wrong with poor Kevin? Why's everyone always picking on me Victoria Newman gets the bad news. Devon Hamilton to take his sister to the party for which a day of school has been cancelled. Mac Browning works out and so soon after being burned too. Dylan, new manager at Newman Jitter Joint.

Apr 26
Jack Abbott can't get his way so who does he blame? Nick Newman warned that his rein of power is on a collision course with failure. Victoria Newman already has a membership at the Athletic Supporter! Gina Roma dishes out more free food. Bobby Marsino becomes a Mob stooge. Gloria Abbott thanks God she'll never have to see Terrible Tom Fisher again which can only mean one thing: Daddy's home.

Apr 25
Katherine Sterling stops Jack Abbott in his tracks! Cassie Newman begs for freedom from her bondage parents. Brittany Marsino receives a call from the collector. Gina Roma personally delivers food to the happy Fisher/Baldwin pod celebrating its less than $500,000 windfall. Terrible Tom Fisher springs out like a jack-in-the-box. J.T. Hellstrom pleased to be doing what it takes to find the truth.

Apr 22
Sharon Newman into family values again as her husband acts all paranoid and desperate to be a man. Phyllis Summers runs her mouth and Victor Newman goes straight to Katherine Sterling. Victoria Newman "it's in my blood" vows her brother will pay. Jack Abbott confused: thinks Newman gal playing games. Jill Abbott calls board of directors meeting - at Chancellor Industries? Lily Winters wonders: what's wrong with me? Mac Browning gets burned. Terrible Tom Fisher lurks in plain sight.

Apr 21
A re-run ran in some areas this day.

Apr 20
Terrible Tom Fisher didn't rip-off lottery ticket. Michael Baldwin cashes in. Jack Abbott "hired" Jill Abbott as Jabot CEO but the fat lady hasn't sung yet. Sharon Newman tired of seeing family in turmoil. Cassie Newman in need of driver's license to avoid all those $50 taxi fares. J.T. Hellstrom scolded for ruining Gloria Abbott's marriage. Phyllis Summers accused of betrayal.

Apr 19
Mac Browning in a fog; thinks J.T. Hellstrom has babes coming out his ears. Kevin Fisher cooks up instant oatmeal for his special girl. Jill Abbott smells a rat. Victoria Newman unpacks her bags. Phyllis Summers caught in another lie. Dru Winters wows Nick Newman.

Apr 18
Make it stop! Endless will she or won't she Victoria Newman nonsense drags on. Kevin Fisher makes his move on John Abbott. Dru and Neil Winters happy to be on the same page. Boredom de jour.

Apr 15
With the Newmans nothing is more important than family; that's why Victoria Newman considers working for the competition. John Abbott survives surgery; has a dream. Another Jitter Joint manager moves on. Daniel Romalotti thinks there are plenty of fish in the sea. Kevin Fisher sticks up for his pal.

Apr 14
Victoria Newman needs to crap or get off the pot. Sharon Newman blames her daughter's attitude on the fact that Nick Newman is never home enough. Jack Abbott and Ashley Carlton order Gloria Fisher out of the Abbott home. Daniel Romalotti blames inability to score with chick on Kevin Fisher. Lauren Fenmore and Michael Baldwin ponder a nice long vacation away from the madness. Who's the man in black picking the door lock?

Apr 13
Right after Victor Newman says that his daughter's return home wasn't a mistake Nikki Newman asks, "do you think it was a mistake?" Right after Nick Newman tells his empty-headed wife that he saw his sister for the first time in over a year Sharon Newman asks, "Did you talk to her?" No, you fool. He completely ignored his own sibling. Brad Carlton turns in his Jabot employee badge. Jack Abbott would rather a "low-life" had not saved his father. John Abbott to undergo emergency hip surgery. Traci Connelly to be called; but will she come? Repulsive: Devon Hamilton's lust for his sister heats up.

Apr 12
Jill Abbott moves closer than ever to becoming new Jabot CEO. Brad Carlton moving on to Newman Enterprises? Victoria Newman blames her brother for what has happened to the Newman family. Lily Winters claims the "sophisticated" Daniel Romalotti makes her feel "normal". Christine 'Bug' Blair lays down the law. Always the bitch, Ashley Carlton snubs Kevin Fisher.

Apr 11
Ashley Carlton blames Kevin Fisher for old man's great fall. John Abbott rushed to God Have Mercy Medical Center. Nick Newman gives his sister the bums rush. Christine 'Bug' Blair referees squabble between officemates. Daniel Romalotti told to stay away from Winters girl and vice-versa.

Apr 8
Bobby Marsino shows up for his new job as a bartender at the Athletic Supporter Club as his new bride sees brighter days ahead and the bill collectors swoop in for the kill. Jill Abbott begs for the CEO position at Jabot Cosmetics then receives a letter from Billy Abbott that he's dropped off the face of the earth. Like he hadn't already? Tired of her daughter's gloom and doom, Katherine Sterling relents. But was the letter really from Billy? Brad Carlton turns in his resignation. Kevin Fisher blames himself for his mother's bad luck and as Gloria Fisher tells all to the new bartender Kevin goes to the Abbott home where he finds an old man on the floor with a letter opener in his leg. Nick Newman swears he won't let anyone take away his power

Apr 7
Victoria Newman: the more she wants to leave the more she wants to stay. Nikki Newman sees Dru Winters as the latest roadblock to Newman happiness. Old man John Abbott gets stuck like a greasy pig. Nitwits Nick and Sharon Newman continue to allow their daughter to carry a condom around while bitching about sexually transmitted diseases. Terrible Tom Fisher reads the morning newspaper.

Apr 6
Cassie Newman gets busted. News spreads that Kevin Fisher has lots of money paving the way for the arrival of Tom the Terrible. Michael Baldwin forces his mother back onto old man Abbott. Schools in Genoa City are open but kids get to pretty much make their own schedules so as to avoid class. Victoria Newman continues hiding in plain sight.

Apr 5
Victoria Newman shares her secret with her new most trusted friend Damon Porter! Bobby Marsino gets a new job! Ether Valentine goes to bat for her worse enemy. Gloria Fisher has a momentary relapse as old man John Abbott cries himself to sleep.

Apr 4
Massive boredom. Who cares about Damon Porter, Malfunction Winters and Adrienne Markham? Gloria Abbott gets kicked to the curb; Yawn Abbott's loss is her gain. Oh God, Nick Newman accused of stealing birthrights! Brace for impact: Victoria Newman will share tackyroom with Phyllis Summers and Daniel Romalotti!

Apr 1
John Abbott proves what a shallow bastard he is. Ashley Carlton plays innocent. Kevin Fisher says he's not scum; just crazy. Michael Baldwin dodges the bomb. Now it's Jack Abbott's turn to bond with Daniel Romalotti. Sharon Newman turning back into a worry wart. Victor Newman questions Dru Winters' motives. Victoria Newman beams into town.

Mar 31
While lab rat Damon Porter works his ass off to save Jabot, Ashley Carlton says she showed up for work just to take her mind off more pressing issues. Brad Carlton puts Jack Abbott on notice. Phyllis Summers warned: either she's with Nick Newman or she's against him. Victor Newman appalled: goofy son made another bad decision. Nikki Newman fear struck. Gloria Abbott drags out what should have been a short and sweet story.

Mar 30
Has Cassie Newman rapidly aged? Is it her turn to play the role of Lily Winters? Sierra NoLastName bummed; Can't get tickets to concert. Nick Newman sniffs out mystery email writer. Brad Carlton can't get it through his thick head he'll never be CEO while Jack Abbott is in power. Gloria Abbott spills the beans.

Mar 29
It's about damn time! Michael Baldwin serves clueless detective a piping hot dish of payback. Gloria Abbott polishes up her damage control ability. Kevin Fisher and Jack Abbott seek approval. Phyllis Summers the user ponders being used. Cassie Newman has a good excuse for having a condom.

Mar 28
Gloria Abbott in deep crap. Mac Browning sees J.T. Hellstrom as a world business traveler. Sharon Newman finds her daughter's purse and what's inside isn't a rubber ducky. Brittany Marsino hauls out the old "We come from different worlds" cliché.

Mar 25
Mac Browning wants to fix granny up with Chester the Molester! Phyllis Summers figures out she got screwed in more ways than one. Nick Newman relieved to hear his sister wants nothing to do with Genoa City. Coffee shop owners out of coffee? Brittany Marsino sprung from hospital; moves into new apartment. Ashley Carlton and Paul Williams finally connect the dots.

Mar 24
Let there be no doubt: Victoria Newman is at peace living in Italy. Victor and Nikki Newman urge daughter to come home for the sake of the family. Lily Winters offered job at Newman Jitter Joint. Daniel Romalotti goes to the Press about lucky lottery winner. Paul Williams giddy: may have connected the dots.

Mar 23
Victoria Newman assures her parents that she's at peace in Italy. Nick Newman sends childish executives to their room. Brad Carlton tests employment waters at Newman Enterprises. Ashley Carlton calls off investigation. Paul Williams knows Gloria Abbott's former name but still can't make the connection. Lily Winters flip-flops.

Mar 22
Showdown in Italy. Michael Baldwin reaches out but there's nobody there. Paul Williams sniffs around but it's not for clues. Nick Newman whips together a contract for Dru Winters who lets Phyllis Summers know in no uncertain terms who the boss is. Cassie Newman: another junior high student with mid-terms.

Mar 21
Gloria Abbott so low she'd screw her own son. Bobby Marsino can't understand why his wife is so cold; it was just a kiss. Jill Abbott butters mother up with cucumbers and tea. Sharon Newman has a brain! Knows Dru Winters is a slug. Victoria Newman the artist found in Italy!

Mar 17/18 - No show due to March Madness

Mar 16
Dru Winters asks for and gets a contract at Newman Enterprises. Brittany Marsino can't stop the betrayal rant. Kevin Fisher proclaims himself a free man. J.T. Hellstrom assigned super-secret PI job in Detroit. Brad Carlton in the running for temporary Jabot CEO. Victoria Newman located all at once by interested parties; the rush is on to see who can get to Italy first.

Mar 15
Kevin Fisher hits the lottery! Marsino baby given 50/50 chance of survival. Nick Newman gives Dru Winters high praise for being an eager beaver. Could it be? Jill Abbott and Gloria Fisher on the same side. Yawn Abbott ready to change his will. Much talk about the return of Victoria Newman and guess who's job it will be to find her?

Mar 14
Katherine Sterling puts the screws to her daughter. Jill Abbott won't get too mad, she'll get even! Marsino baby will live. Ashley Carlton: such a presumptuous bitch. Malfunction Winters cleans up. Devon Hamilton back to being part of happy Winters clan - again.

Mar 11
Brad Carlton asked to do his part to make Gloria Abbott go away. Bobby Marsino confronts Mr. Morality. Brittany Marsino better check the ads for baby sales; she may need a new one soon. Surprise, surprise for Devon Hamilton.

Mar 10
Brittany Marsino learns what the hunkmonkey saw. Nikki Newman sleeps on broken down plane with man she loves then whines about it. Sharon Newman pokes her nose in where it don't belong. Devon Hamilton skips school again, living out of duffle bag; may need to go back on medication. Gloria Fisher scores a job at Jabot Cosmetics!

Mar 9
Ashley Carlton; always the bitch. Gloria Abbott ponders a job at Jabot. Kevin Fisher wallows in the pig sty. Neil Winters out of the loop. Lily Winters shell shocked. Bobby Marsino promises never to cheat but his bride knows it's only a matter of time. Nikki Newman holds on for dear life.

Mar 8
Less than 24-hours after being told to leave Jabot and never come back Victor Newman strolls in like he owns the place. Brad Carlton changing spots; onto Jack Abbott. Nikki Newman catches red eye to Detroit. J.T. Hellstrom beats around the bush. Gloria Fisher mentions possibility: what if John Abbott were to die before changing his will?

Mar 7
Only 4 people know the truth about Lily Winters' paternity and Neil Winters isn't one of them. Devon Hamilton whines; he's not part of the clan. Teen girls squabble over hunkmonkey as J.T Hellstrom orders Brittany Marsino not to leave town. Saved by the bell Nikki Newman goes in search of her husband. Nick Newman thinks he's got the world on a string; whorish wife learns new word: undermine.

Mar 4
J.T. Hellstrom put in charge of alarm system installation. Mac Browning warned not to hurt hunkmonkey. Jack Abbott fires Victor Newman; pays of Jabot debt; great man on his way to the motor city leaving Nikki Newman to cry in her beer and become a sight for peeping tom. Will the results of DNA test #2 ever be told? Neil Winters takes life in hands; daughter will drive him home!

Mar 3
Nick Newman orders Phyllis Summers to keep him abreast of changes at Jabot. Ashley Carlton: such a hypocrite; can't take no for an answer. Oh God! Nikki Newman asked to be co-chair at Orchestra Spring Gala! Lily Winters demands mother tell the truth. Dru Winters discover not all is what it seems. Neil Winters certain clan with be a family again.

Mar 2
Nikki Newman restless as ever. Bobby Marsino to sell interest in cabaret; use money to move his bride to Chicago! Old man John Abbott to put new wife in will. Ashley Carlton throws a fit; seeks help from Michael Baldwin. Jill Abbott making big plans for Jabot Cosmetics. Lily Winters still in a snit as Phyllis Summers ponders letting the other shoe drop.

Mar 1
Gloria Abbott hints she needs to be in the old man's will. Nikki Newman demands she be first priority. Brad Carlton out of touch; says he had no idea what Jack Abbott was up to. More boredom: which woman will Damon Porter choose? Lily Winters demands to be told the truth and is! But there's a problem. There are 2 DNA test results. Devon Hamilton reassured: he's part of dysfunctional Winters clan.

Feb 28
Gloria Abbott accused of betrayal. Ashley Carlton begs Victor Newman for help. Katherine Sterling warned: Jack Abbott is a snake. Bobby Marsino confirms he and his bride are leaving town. Phyllis Summers pokes her nose in where it doesn't belong - again. Around and around it goes and where the DNA test result lands only Lily Winters knows.

Feb 25
Winters sad saga drags on. Katherine Sterling scolds Jack Abbott. Larry Warton suggests Jill Abbott in need of a big dog. Michael Baldwin to join battle to undo Jabot deal. Ashley Carlton returns; the fat lady hasn't sung yet. Brad Carlton figures out who the real enemy is. Greatest line from the lips of Victor Newman yet: a crisis was created where none existed!

Feb 24
DNA test, DNA test. Who's got the DNA test? Lily Winters certain: her mother and uncle are having an affair. Katherine Sterling buys into Jack Abbott's deal. Kevin Fisher begs for a chance with the city's ugliest babe. Sharon Newman in a tizzy; must give speech on color trends all by her lonesome.

Feb 23
Just end it already! Lily Winters summons Daniel Romalotti back to clan headquarters. Larry Warton to the rescue! Did Jill Abbott blow Jack Abbott's plan to hell? Bobby Marsino and Nikki Newman in the saddle. Brittany Marsino runs straight to the Sugar Shack as J.T. Hellstrom declares Kevin Fisher a dangerous man.

Feb 22
Much sought for envelope containing DNA test falls on floor, makes its way to foot of Neil Winters' bed and then into the hands of Lily Winters. Victor Newman asks the burning question: does Katherine Sterling know? Jill Abbott gets out the handcuffs and they're not for Larry Warton. Brad Carlton gets it right: Jack Abbott stuck it to his own family - again. Joshua Marsino? Say it ain't so! Nikki Newman is restless; won't be long now.

Feb 21
Nick Newman told to stop whining. Gloria Abbott kicked out of Jabot Board of Directors meeting as members cast their votes. Katherine Sterling receives some disturbing news. DNA test results go missing but at the last minute fall into Neil Winters' hands!

Feb 18
Victor Newman cleans up his son's mess but won't kick the "traitor" out. Jabot executives in a panic - over nothing. Phyllis Summers comes up with DNA test results. Olivia Winters suggests when life hands them a lemon to make lemonade. What were the odds that Lily Winters would find an old clipping from a Paris newspaper?

Feb 17
Dru Winters sputters about "the power of prayer", wants to burn DNA test results. Lily Winters vows never to drive. Neil Winters ready to become a family again. Nikki Newman jealous of Marsino baby. Bankers agree to sell Nick Newman Jabot Cosmetics debt; not exactly what Jack Abbott wanted to hear although back-stabbing man/boy says it's one way to get rid of Victor Newman.

Feb 16
Malfunction Winters confesses; being a part of "miracle" that is Lily Winters would fill void. More nonsense: aware that the Winters clan is hovering over a dying soul Phyllis Summers asks Dru Winters, "What are you doing here?" Nick Newman: "God has a plan." Jack Abbott's plan: Buyout 51% of Jabot and put Jill Abbott in charge without informing Katherine Sterling. J.T. Hellstrom worried: is Kevin Fisher out buying a chain saw?

Feb 15
Clear the streets! Hide the kids! Kevin Fisher saw Mac Browning kissing a hunkmonkey. Alert the vampires! God Have Mercy Medical Center is low on blood and Neil Winters needs a refill. How did it come to past that Phyllis Summers would know Malfunction Winters sired a child? Break out the barf-bags; Michael Baldwin thinks all men should worship Lauren Fenmore.

Feb 14
Devon Hamilton summons Lorena Davis; wants to return to group home. More mindless what will become of us nonsense at God Have Mercy medical center. Newman slaves at beck and call for special Valentine's Day date at ponderosa. Mac Browning stands Kevin Fisher up; says VD too important to spend with a nut case.

Feb 11
Nikki Newman right on the money; rubs daughter-in-law's nose in having to be bought a job. Band of Bozo's see light at the end of Jabot's dark tunnel. Gloria Abbott helps her youngest pick out a dress for Mac Browning. Winters clan in turmoil; could Neil Winters die? Devon Hamilton and Lily Winters blame themselves. Dru Winters offers to teach puppy how to pray.

Feb 10
Brittany Marsino spits it out and baby makes 4? Sharon Newman flip-flops; agrees to honor and obey her husband. Kevin Fisher headed for major meltdown. Much hand wringing at God Have Mercy Medical Center as Neil Winters drifts in and out of consciousness and butchering doctor violates every medical decorum in the book.

Feb 9
Zoo Parade goes from bad to worse. Malfunction Winters saves the day; had to for sake of "family". Brittany Marsino rules out abortion but car wreck always an option. Mac Browning will be J.T. Hellstrom's Valentine. Back-stabbing Nick Newman gets a taste of his own medicine.

Feb 8
Brittany Marsino won't tell her husband but she will tell J.T. Hellstrom that she's pregnant. Bobby Marsino buffaloed; did Nikki Newman make the funeral arrangements? Jack Abbott seeks Traci Connelly's proxy as part of his master plan. After one visit with a shrink did Michael Baldwin really think Kevin Fisher is healed? As Winters clan nearly give up hope Lion King ponders Devon Hamilton for late night snack.

Feb 7
Katherine Sterling pulls strings and presto! Kevin Fisher gets an emergency head shrinking thanks to Mac Browning. Nikki Newman lays down the law. Sharon Newman learns the truth; duh, why were there no payroll deductions on my pay stub? Devon Hamilton stars in part 2 of Zoo Parade.

Feb 4
Jack Abbott throws a fit when Victor Newman bans him from Jabot. Gloria Abbott lusting for money; warns something might happen to old man. Brittany Marsino to get pregnancy a secret. J.T. Hellstrom plants seeds of doubt in Mac Browning's head; smears Kevin Fisher. No sign of Devon Hamilton. Did they check the zoo?

Feb 3
Brittany Marsino is pregnant! Nikki Newman is restless. Devon Hamilton skips school. Lily Winters speaking Latin. Kevin Fisher looking for work. J.T. Hellstrom out to destroy Mac Browning's one chance at love. Brad Carlton agrees to go along to get along. Forget the orchids, Damon Porter is Jabot's new silver bullet.

Feb 2
Joshua Casein laid to rest. Lily Winters takes time out from looking at photos of her mother on the computer long enough to wonder why mommy didn't swab Devon Hamilton's mouth too. Jack Abbott informs Gloria Fisher that she'll never be an Abbott. Victor Newman and John Abbott agree to work together for the common good.

Feb 1
Bobby and Brittany Marsino off to Cleveland. Dru Winters wants to change Rash & Sassy name. Sharon Newman considers graciously staying at Jabot until replacement found. Oreo-eating Sierra NoLastName delivers gift to birthday boy Devon Hamilton!

Jan 31
Jack Abbott ready to put plan to take Victor Newman down in motion. Pains in his chest old man John 'Yawn' Abbott to run the Jabot show; terminates Ashley Carlton as CEO. White Noise: Damon Porter's dead son still "talking" to him. One smart cookie: Katherine Sterling tells Nikki Newman it's time to kick the squatters out! Brittany Marsino probes her husband; would he like to move into the Sugar Shack? More

Jan 28
Joshua Casein's bones to be buried in Cleveland. Marsino's pasta dinner night at the Sugar Shack! Mac Browning studies for exam at noisy Jitter Joint. Are photos of Dru Winters really on the Internet? Sharon Newman gets the key to her very own office as Victor Newman groans Jabot let a valuable employee get away.

Jan 27
Brittany Marsino urges hubby to drag out boner grief for as long as possible. Nikki Newman seeks legal help from clueless PI. Michael Baldwin informs Newman no need for his services during police questioning. Detective Hank Weber scolds Paul Williams for withholding evidence; says no proof bones are those of Joshua Casein. Victor Newman shocked; daughter-in-law wasn't under contract. Brad Carlton delusional; thinks he can't be fired. Damon Porter was reportedly on "leave" from Jabot Cosmetics. Daniel Romalotti told he's replacement for dead kid. Lily Winters considers having mouth swabbed routine.

Jan 26
For being so broke Bobby Marsino offers to book a fancy restaurant if his wife's first attempt at cooking goes up in flames. J.T. Hellstrom refuses to turn over secret family pasta recipe. Colleen Carlton seeks permission to go back to school. Nikki Newman urged to get a lawyer. Brad Carlton delusional; thinks he can get rid of Victor Newman. Phyllis Summers, Damon Porter rapturous; they're free! Sharon Newman quits Jabot!

Jan 25
Just like that: Summers/Porter case is dropped! Damon Porter last to know. Dru Winters has, or is, a nightmare. Brad Carlton threatens to lead revolt at Jabot Cosmetics. Ashley Carlton refuses to terminate husband. How nice: Bobby Marsino gives cops permission to question Nikki Newman about 'dem bones.

Jan 24
Dominic Hughes questioned by police and defense attorney without a lawyer present. Phyllis Summers - busted! Victor Newman wants Brad Carlton terminated. Malfunction and Neil Winters acknowledge they come from different worlds. Lily Winters' master mindless plan fails. Dru Winters gets a DNA sample. Bobby Marsino wants a funeral for his brothers bones which are - amazingly not at the City Morgue.

Jan 21
Malfunction Winters wants blood! Neil Winters in a fog. Oreo-eating Sierra NoLastName switches to pretzels. Devon Hamilton joins Charlie's Angels. Can a sick Abby Carlton bring her estranged but together every moment of every day parents together? Job cuts expected at Jabot Cosmetics. Christine 'Bug' Blair admits criminal case is "a farce". Dominic Hughes sticks to his story as Glenn Richards becomes suspicious of Sandra King.

Jan 20
No Show

Jan 19
Colleen Carlton makes a decision. Phyllis Summers thinks she's got the DA shaking in his boots. Paul Williams orders Hank Weber to do whatever it takes to get charges against Damon Porter and Phyllis Summers dropped. Kevin Fisher gets caught at the Sugar Shack. Plenty of monkey business going on at the Ponderosa horse stables.

Jan 18
Colleen Carlton's new boy toy drives into Genoa City all the way from New York! Phyllis Summers puts her plan in motion. Adrienne Markham plans to stick around; take astronomy lessons if only she can get past seeing her dead son everywhere. It's free pony rides day at the Newman Ponderosa.

Jan 17
Perhaps the most boring day in Genoa City as characters merely jockey for position.

Jan 14
Pity party at Newman ponderosa. Film at 11. Victor Newman in all his glory as Jack Abbott comes up with a last ditch effort to blow the great man away. Need a laugh? Damon Porter's only hope is Phyllis Summers as lawyers run around like headless chickens. Dru Winters suspects there's a love fest going on between her daughter and Malfunction Winters.

Jan 13
Nikki Newman and Brittany Marsino get into a cat fight! Who knew the lab where Sasha Green once worked is the same lab Dru Winters ordered a DNA testing kit from? Lily Winters caught in a compromising position with her Uncle. What a coincidence - Malfunction Winters has a birthday coming up. Michael Baldwin summoned all the way to the Abbott Hotel only to be told to do his job. Brad Carlton stunned when he hears Victor Newman huffing and puffing inside the Jabot boardroom. Nick and Sharon Newman take the day off for sex.

Jan 12
Bobby Marsino went to Cleveland to talk with his dead parents. Nikki Newman has photos of Marsino's family? J.T. Hellstrom tells Brittany Hodges he couldn't tell about her missing husband for fear of being fired! Lily Winters thinks it odd; two brothers would marry two sisters. Sex, lots and lots of sex.

Jan 11
John 'Yawn' Abbott gives in; Victor Newman to get office at Jabot! Katherine Sterling in charge of fundraiser for homeless. New coffee blend at Newman Jitter Joint - Kenyon Roast! Malfunction Winters puts the pork to Olivia Winters. Nikki Newman hires clueless detective to find missing man but it's all for not. Bobby Marsino returns! Who is Kramer 'Fuzzy' Walsh and how can he help the Porter/Summers case?

Jan 10
Dru Winters needs a way to get her daughter's blood. John Abbott swears never to turn Jabot over to Victor Newman. Date set for Summers/Porter trial.

Jan 7
Ashley Carlton swears she's not selling Jabot out. Phyllis Summers was never a consideration for Newman job. Lily Winters to throw party for uncle at Athletic Supporter. Mac Browning is in love with J.T. Hellstrom and Kevin Fisher is beside himself with what will become of me syndrome.

Jan 6
Dru Winters puts Phyllis Summers on notice. Victor Newman agrees to put Jabot creditors on hold. Worried about her missing husband, Brittany Marsino goes to the movies. Nikki Newman in such a funk Katherine Sterling urges Ponderosa security to keep an eye on her. Jack Abbott ponders purchasing Jabot Cosmetics. Abby Carlton advances to age 7.

Jan 5
Phyllis Summers plays lawyer! Does Damon Porter have a thing for Daniel Romalotti? Brad Carlton unwilling to let bygones be bygones. Ashley Carlton to depressed to save Jabot. Gloria Abbott urges a deal with the devil. Nick Newman worried his sister wants to kick some ass; offers job of Cosmetics Division head to Dru and Neil Winters! A decision that shocks Victor Newman. Lily Winters intent on helping her uncle meet friends and influence people.

Jan 4
Victoria Newman is coming home! Michael Baldwin learns that his partners are not to be trusted. Nick Newman summons the Winters to his office for a chat. Ashley Carlton offered a position at Chancellor Industries. Devon Hamilton asked to help find out what's going on with Malfunction Winters.

Jan 3
Bobby Marsino goes missing. Brittany Marsino blames Nikki Newman who blames Victor Newman who says he's tired of the whole boring story. J.T. Hellstrom will do credit card check. Lily Winters shows her uncle the "hot" photos he took of her; photos that Malfunction Winters wants for himself. Against legal advice, Damon Porter shows Phyllis Summers the information that will make her a free woman.

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