Dear Noah,

Hi it's me, Sam. I'm writing you this letter because every time I try to call, it just goes to voice mail. I guess I thought maybe when you got back form summer camp we could hang out or something. You know, like we used to all the time. I went to see the Batman movie but it wasn't the same without you. I had to go with my little brother Derek. He's so gross he picks his nose and then puts his hand back in the popcorn. Remember how we used to talk about inventing a superpower that would turn him into a poopy diaper and then we could throw him away in the trash? Ha ha ha that was so funny.

I sent you some postcards when I was out of town but I guess you didn't get them? I thought you would like the one from when I went to visit my cousin Mark in St. Paul Minnesota. It was a picture of the Peanuts statues. My cousin Mark has a hamster named "Arrr Matey". He named it that because he likes pirates too. Remember how we used to play pirates in my back yard? With the eye patches and everything? That was fun. I liked it when I would be Will Turner and you would be Jack Sparrow and we would do sword fights. My mom said they probably had fencing at your summer camp because all the rich kids learn how to do that. That's what she said anyway.

I was thinking you could show me some fencing when you got back but I haven't seen you. One time I saw your mom when my mom and I were at Target but I didn't see you. I saw this big teenager with her but I didn't know who he was. Maybe he is a long lost brother you didn't know you had or something. My mom says all the rich kids have those.

I guess when you were staying at my house for a long time last winter, it seemed like we were best buddies and I thought we would be like brothers forever. I don't know if I did something to make you mad at me or what. I don't think I did anything. I have a new hermit crab named Pinchy and you could come over to see him any time. You don't have to call, you can just come over like you used to. I wish you would come over.

Maybe you are friends with that teenager I saw. Maybe he's your best friend now. I hope not. All they ever want to do is watch gross things on cable about girls with their clothes off. I hope you are not friends with any teenagers because I think they are all crazy. Some of them are cool I guess. I have a new videogame it's called Super Justice Team-Fu and it's about superheros who do karate on the bad guys. It's pretty awesome and you should come over and play it.

We still have lots of those mini corn dogs in the freezer that you like. No one else really likes them. My mom says you should come over for dinner because she bought them for you a long time ago and now they are being wasted she says. Well I guess that's all I have to say. I hope you get this letter.

Still your best friend I hope,
 

Sam

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