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Informant Voted For Bush!
If the
Lowell Baldwin tale of blowing up a bank, killing the janitor, going on a
40-year run from the law and yet landing a teaching job where he was able to
have sex with a minor student and then also licensed by the State of
California to perform weddings didn't make sense before, surely it does now
since reportedly an FBI informant who could prove Baldwin's innocence is
said to have voted for Bush. Daily Daze
No Babies For Woman
With Bad Mother Gene
With Karen Taylor so worried she's got the gene that turns women into bad
mothers, shouldn't the Centers for Disease, not to be confused with the God
Have Mercy Medical Center, order that Genoa City be quarantined? The city is
crawling with bad mothers. Daily Daze
Nick at Night and Day &
Name On Door Too!
It was a
deal Nick Newman couldn't pass up. His fashion magazine understaffed, sales
marginal, mother and wife employees at each others throats, given the chance
to also work at his daddy's empire, Newman will work both jobs primarily
because his name will be on the Newman Enterprises door.
Daily Daze
The Only Good
Mobster Is a Dead Mobster
When will somebody tell Assistant District Attorney Heather Stevens that the
local District Attorney's Office has no jurisdiction in Mexico? Isn't there
enough unsolved crime in Genoa City to keep Stevens busy, like the fact that
her boyfriend jumped bail and has yet to appear in court on trespassing
charges? Daily Daze
Baby's Mama Hacked Into
Daddy's IP Address
Viruses,
spyware and malware and slipping past firewalls to access some of the finest
computer systems in all of Genoa City is commonplace, but hacking an IP
address? How exactly does one hack an IP address, how did Chloe Mitchell
pull it off, and when did she do it? On the most boring day ever?
Daily Daze
Bad Marriage Better
Than No Marriage
No matter how many times she's told that she's a lying, betraying skank,
Sharon Abbott keeps coming back for more humiliation and when told her
marriage is on the skids has the audacity to ask "is it really that bad?"
What is wrong with this woman? Daily Daze
Grounded, Naughty Teen
Made to Shovel Horse Shit!
Said to
have had a "crush" on an angry teen he'd met once who had told him he's a
"loser", teenager Noah Newman lied his way into an un-chaperoned warehouse
party, was quickly busted and as punishment made to shovel horse shit at his
beloved grandpa's horse ranch. No immediate word was forthcoming as to
whether Newman would also be made to clean up the dung excreted daily by his
parents and step-parents or the big turd Katherine Chancellor dropped at the
Jitter Joint. Daily Daze
Let Them Eat
Pencils
Say it ain't so! Rabid fans of horniest couple in all of Genoa City sent
pencils to scribe responsible for poorly written soap?
Daily Daze
Angry Teen Give Guardians
the Slip!
Living
in a condom with only one way in and one way out, how did it happen that
angry teenager Eden Baldwin gave her don't need no stinking guardians the
slip? Daily Daze
One Pill Makes You
Larger, One Pill Makes You Small
And the pill Ma and Pa gave had a crush on Eden Baldwin - after meeting her
once when she called him a loser - didn't do anything at all except make
Noah Newman dumber. Daily Daze
Local Songwriter/Composer
Pens New Tune for Homecoming Queens
Dropping
into Genoa City for no apparent reason other than to give Devon Hamilton a
reason to live, Tyra Hamilton and her daughter Ana dropped out when the
richest woman in all of Genoa City gave them a golden parachute. His mission
in life to become the next Barry Manilow, anticipating his kin folks return,
Hamilton writes the songs that make the young boys cry.
Daily Daze
If Victor Newman
Falls Who Will Pick Him Up?
Perhaps one of the strangest mating calls anyone ever did hear, Nick Newman,
hell-bent on having his father committed to a mental institution, can't
understand why Victor Newman hasn't contacted him or any member of his
back-stabbing family. What if daddy falls again? Who will pick him up?
Daily Daze
'Fresh Face' of Jabot,
Inexperienced Carlton Given Modeling Gig 'Cause She's an Abbott!
Forgive
Jabot Cosmetics CEO Cane Ashby for he knows not what he does. Using an
ultrasound for his screensaver, Ashby is apparently too scatterbrained to
know one of the rules of the Fresh Faces contest was that Jabot employees
and members of their families were not allowed to compete. And yet Ashby
plans to hire Colleen Carlton simply because she's "an Abbott" which she
isn't except that her mother's maiden name was Abbott.
Daily Daze
Stuck in the Past
Damn you Ether Valentine! Didn't you know that by putting your daughter in a
boarding school you were depriving her of a "normal" life in Genoa City?
Daily Daze
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