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Cancerous Wife Lies For Deportee's Sake
Only one thing crazier than the not appearing to be devastated by cancer Lily Ashby was her lying about test results showing she's still infected so that her husband wouldn't escape from an INS dragnet. Daily Daze
She Works Hard For The Money
If by work Lauren Baldwin means attempting to get Paul Williams into the sack, then yes the city's oldest slut Lauren works hard for the money. Daily Daze
How Low Will Victor Newman Go?
For all the talk about how important "family" is, can Victor Newman be so despicable as to orchestrate violence against his own flesh and blood? Daily Daze
Coffee Shop Owner Offers $50,000 Reward
His wife gone missing, Jitter Joint owner Kevin Fisher placed an ad offering thousands of dollars for information leading to the whereabouts of Jana Fisher when a personal Internet plea fell on deaf ears despite website "hits" having been going so well. Daily Daze
Deported!
Detained for being in the country illegally, having lost his first, and seemingly only, court appeal, Cane Ashby is to be sent down under to the land of kangaroos from whence he came. Daily Daze
Oldest Slut Puts Make On Vulnerable PI
Taking pills completely unaware they were making her act like a horn dog, so hot and horny, Lauren Baldwin almost did her husband in the horror shop window like she once did Paul Williams and when hubby couldn't see that she had sexual needs went in lust of Williams thinking the man she's married to wouldn't mind if she got some on the side. Daily Daze
Justice To Be Served?
Accused of having a conflict of interest, it wasn't a problem that Assistant District Attorney Heather Stevens might investigate her former boyfriend until Neil Winters and Ashley Newman understood that Stevens had no intention of approving their request for vigilante justice. Daily Daze
Former Jabot Owner To Buy 51% Controlling Interest!
How can it be that a man who sells a toxic chemical company retains enough shares of said company to sell a majority of the stock to the former owner? It just be. Daily Daze
We Need More Time Away From Genoa City Madness
Priorities screwed, everyone wants more time away, yet we feel guilty. How dare we take time off? How dare we miss Lily Ashby's struggle with cancer or her husband's threatened deportation as if Cane Ashby will go anywhere What are you, a soap opera freak? TV is the great escape and sometimes necessary but too much of it is dangerous and nothing will suck your soul drier. Daily Daze
Soup's On!
Not quite as boring as the recent dueling dreams put forth by Sharon and Ashley Newman, the Brad Carlton story of how he went out late at night for possum soup ranks high on the stink-o meter. Daily Daze
Shop Owner's Head Explodes
For someone suffering from debilitating headaches, shouldn't Lauren Baldwin be having her shop and the condom she lives in checked for pollutants in the air? Asbestos in the ceiling? Based on the poison necklace fiasco she should remove every piece of jewelry; see if that helps and if it doesn't consider what else she's ingesting. Daily Daze
Daddy Longlegs Sired Demon Spawn
Never mind the history surrounding Judge Arthur Hendricks, these meaningless dialogs are designed solely to mangle your head and confound your sympathies and titillate you and then plunge you into instant despair. Daily Daze
DeadBeat Dad!
Delusional like so many other kids in Genoa City, Kyle Abbott told his mother that when the next father/son event comes up Jack Abbott wants to be there for it. Fat chance, wonder if the boy will make up a memory for that event that'll never happen like he's done for the others? Daily Daze
Missing Barrister Is "Good Woman"
In an Internet video plea for help, Kevin Fisher said that his wife is "a good woman". Yeah, if you don't mind that she's got brain cancer and killed a woman. Daily Daze
Mother In "Exile", Daddy Fed Son Peanut Butter and Bacon
That Victoria Hellstrom doesn't know what her son's "favorite" foods are because she was in "exile" for a few weeks is about as insane as her hunkmonkey husband saying he fed their child bacon and peanut butter while she was gone. Daily Daze
Forgotten Abbott Boy Younger Than Those Born After Him
That Jack Abbott would pretend he's been a father to a boy he hasn't spent time with since the kid a baby is the sort of contrived unbelievable bullshit we've become accustomed to. It is difficult to say which is worse. That Kyle Abbott is only nine when Abby Newman is fifteen, or that Lily Ashby has become a cancer "survivor." Daily Daze
Cancer "Survivor" To Grace Pages Of Useless Rag
Funny how the tables turn. For the longest time it's been Cane drooling over Lily, making sure her every command is obeyed, and now she is so full of energy it's like she never had cancer at all, because, well, she didn't. Like so many other things in Genoa City, it was a joke. A dog and pony show featuring Lily who would go on to grace the pages of Useless Rag as an "inspiration" to other women with cancer. Daily Daze
Born On The 25th Of February
Has Jack Abbott's birthday always been the 25th of February? And wasn't that some birthday present the new Mrs. Abbott arranged to have delivered to him. How exactly did she know where to locate Diane Jenkins? Daily Daze
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