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by Michele Stanabel

Only in Genoa City:

Does Jack think Billy will want to move in with him. Billy looked really excited, huh?! Give up his penthouse to live in an ancient house with his old, nagging brother? I think not.

Is Jack whining about being lonely. Billy should just tell him, if he's lonely, why doesn't he just call another prostitute.

Is Olivia the worst kind of relative, pushing someone more boring than drying paint on Neil because she's supposedly like Dru. In what way, exactly, is Tyra like Dru? Absolutely none. For one, Tyra has actually mastered the English language. But sorry, Olivia, passion and sparkle, Tyra hath none.

Is Sharon like a gnat that won't leave Phyllis and Nick's dinner date. Get a clue, already, and go sit at the bar. And boy, she really dressed up for spending New Year's alone.

Is there a male guard like a concierge that escorts Kay around telling her the jail's hours and policies

Good thing Sharon redecorated the Abbott Mansion so she could move into a hotel. And I just saw those pillows at Crate and Barrel! No friggin' way an interior designer would bring those into some rich people's mansion.

Does Tyra not tell Olivia to stuff it. Girl won't leave her alone about Neil! Good gracious, know when to give the (inappropriate) fight, Olivia.

Is it nice of Vikki to have done nothing to her hair to participate in Neil's wedding. Does anyone on the set even have a hairbrush? Or eyes, for that matter?

Would Neil close his bar on New Year's Eve, a cash cow, for his wedding.

Is it minidress night at the wedding. Roxanne is in something you buy at a tourist shop in Hawaii, Lily is of course in a mini as usual, and Vikki is resplendently awkward in a too-small strapless mini with her stooped shoulders.

Does Lily clap like a seal. Has she been taking lessons from Paula Abdul?

Was that a boring uninterrupted wedding. I half expected even Dru to bust in with a seaweed hat.

Did that kid just sing again? I'm not sure, because I was too busy FFing.

Did Gloria just annoy Katherine back to life! That was truly awesome.

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