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By Sheryl Watt

Only in Genoa City:

Are Victor and Ashley still kissing! Don't they even come up for air?

Can no one get through to Nick on his cell. Huh? Weren't he and Sharon talking on them just before they met up? Besides I see a great big cell phone tower right there. No wait, my mistake, that's the Eiffel Tower. They could use it for cell phone signals though, couldn't they?

Are Nick and Sharon gonna see all of Paris. They are not going to leave a single tourist stone unturned. Under a stone? Now that's one place they haven't looked for Victor.

Is poor Esther kicking herself for not seeing the signs of Mrs. C's drinking. Don't kick yourself Esther. She wasn't drinking. It was Marge. Though you had better get ready to duck cause Jill will be kicking you any minute now.

Is Nikki surprised by the number of bars there are. Well, I'm not... those people all live in GC. Drinking is mandatory. Sometimes even if you are just watching. Hic!

Well, it couldn't have been too long since the car crash. The headlights just went out. On my car it only takes about thirty minutes for the headlights to completely drain the battery. Not that I have ever left them on and remembered a half hour later. No not me... cough, cough.

Did Amber come clip clopping leading Daniel up to the door of the Chancellor estate. Um, she sounds like a horse when she walks... even when she whinnies... I mean cries.

Are Eden and Noah traipsing around the cemetery, looking for famous dead people. Oh look there is Jim Morrison. Boy are they gonna love Graceland, where Elvis is buried.

Oh look Ashley and Victor are still kissing, but now they are inside. I guess someone told them to get a room, and they did! Just in time too!

Is Phyllis wandering around Paris chomping on a French pastry. Well, it's a good place for it. Can she get in trouble for leaving a trail of crumbs? Guess the birds will clean it up.

Was Sharon talking about what her mom used to say to her. Where is her mom anyway? She doesn't even know that Sharon is married to Jack now does she?

Does Esther have a fax machine in her kitchen Well, doesn't everyone? Not me. I'd get it mixed up with the toaster.

Is Victor patting Ashley on the head. I guess he misses Zapato. Hey who is caring for Zappy not to mention poor little Summer?

Did Ashley tell Victor that it scared her to find him. Well, his visage would scare anyone.

Were Noah and Eden attacked by a French street gang. They have them? Those sissies wouldn't last five minutes in L.A. or even in downtown Albuquerque.

Did Cane answer the phone then turn and announce, "She's gone." Quick cover your ears Amber is about to whinny. I warned you! Whew! I hit 'mute' just in time!

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