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Monday

by Christine Hoffner

Only in Genoa City:

Did confident, in charge Phyllis leave town and now we have this clingy whiner.

Does Billy even know Gloria? I can't remember.

Do we not wish to know what sex act needs the bed shored up. Haven't Kevin and Jana not heard of The Floor? You can't fall out of the floor, believe me, I've tried.

Is Nubilly the best Billy yet. Most of the Billy's have been awful.

Is Jill aging beautifully, much better than Nikki lately. Props to Jess Walton, she's really keeping it together.

Is Noah getting punished by taking him out to breakfast and buying him lunch. I've been bad, I want Arbys. And mucking out stables is actually pleasant, I've done it. It's peaceful hanging out with the horses and the poo's not that bad.

Is Sharon's red wool pea coat to die for, yet someone attacked her hair with a rusty razor.

Do we all troop off to jail for the Baldwin family reunion, and where the hell is Fen?

So, Katherine drives a car she leaves unlocked and it has no alarm. Um, ok.

Would Sharon still not be sick of Jack and his lying every time he opens his fat mouth routine.

And, Phyllis really thought Nick would not want to read his own magazine? Really?

Trust "River" to have a friend named Kite, although I admit, I have more than one friend who deserves that name.

Does Michael continue to try to help the idiots who never do what he tells them to do.

Are pot brownies that big of a deal. Who cares? In this economy, pot should be given out by the county to help us all cope.

Is the editorial about Sharon one hundred percent true.

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