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Dial a Crime
Having trouble finding a criminal to pull a job? Jack Abbott should be able to give you some advice on that. He'll whip out his trusty cell phone and call one up for you, no questions asked. He will even arrange for them to meet you in a very public place to plan your crime. And when it comes to planning crimes, there's no place like Crimson Lights to do it in. Countless crimes have been planned there over the years, right under the very noses of private detectives and assistant district attorneys. Sometimes the most obvious place turns out to be the least obvious place. Viewpoint

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Only In Genoa City
Only the strangest city anywhere, where else but in Genoa City would the power go off during a rain storm? Is Comcast operating GC Electric Light? Why was there much ado over Noah Newman's delinquency and subsequent grounding if his many parents had no intention of enforcing the grounding? Why wasn't Eden Baldwin grounded? What is wrong with the Baldwin baby-sitter that causes her to be sick so often? More

Is Paris Burning?
In Paris to get some peace and quiet and away from his toxic family, a hell of sorts will descend upon Victor Newman when next month - did she ever legally change her last name - Nikki Newman Chow will ask Ashley Abbott to intervene.

Obviously having cause to do whatever she can to assist, since Ashley stole Victor's sperm, when it's learned that Victor is in France the baby-killing bitch will drop what she's doing, zoom to Paris and lo, she'll find Victor in need of a woman's touch.

Saddled with two jobs, needed at Newman Enterprises because otherwise the company will collapse, his magazine understaffed, Nick Newman will fly off to Paris in search of his daddy as will Sharon Abbott because, well, fate awaits her near certain divorce from Jack Abbott.

Things get crazier when dumb as dirt magazine publisher Phyllis Newman travels to Paris where she'll "direct" a photo shoot for Useless Style Magazine.

Preliminary reports do not mention Summer or Noah Newman on holiday with their parents so it must be assumed, with his need to keep a promise to get high grades, Noah will stay behind with his half-sister and both will probably be baby-sat by grandma Nikki wherever she's not running around wondering what is to become of the man who said he'd like to see her dead body on a slab at the morgue.

Special guest stars abound when French football player David Ginola, and a singer named "Lorie", play a photographer and a model respectively despite that the two have said they have zero interest in the Young and the Restless.

No Babies For Woman With Bad Mother Gene
With Karen Taylor so worried she's got the gene that turns women into bad mothers, shouldn't the Centers for Disease, not to be confused with the God Have Mercy Medical Center, order that Genoa City be quarantined? The city is crawling with bad mothers. Daily Daze

Forget Your Troubles - Watch a Mindless Soap!
Why has Jeanne Cooper (Katherine Chancellor) seen her Genoa City popularity rise and fall in cycles? Voyeurs like it best when the focus is on being a "tapestry of daydreams."

"People like that, thinking, 'If I weren't me, who would I be?'" says Cooper. "It's basically taking people away from their credit card debts and the question of who is going to be president and just giving them an hour when their mind can go somewhere else. I remember being on a plane one time, and the flight attendant leaned down and said very quietly, 'I do not believe for a minute that you killed your husband'".

Informant Voted For Bush!
If the Lowell Baldwin tale of blowing up a bank, killing the janitor, going on a 40-year run from the law and yet landing a teaching job where he was able to have sex with a minor student and then also licensed by the State of California to perform weddings didn't make sense before, surely it does now since reportedly an FBI informant who could prove Baldwin's innocence is said to have voted for Bush. Daily Daze

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-by Phyllis Brooks

Jeff Bardwell gives his wife the boot. Eden Baldwin thought of everything that might help her escaped daddy. Adam Wilson caught trespassing on Newman property and it was the police who called Heather Stevens! A new job for a total of two, Nick Newman is leaving town? More

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The Genoa City News is an irreverent look at the people & events in Genoa City as portrayed on the CBS-Television Daytime drama, The Young & the Restless.
 

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