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Commentary by Brent Kellogg

September 17, 2009

Place your bets that a year from now, if not sooner, Daniel Romalotti and Amber Moore will be history. Try not to laugh as after sex Daniel told Amber she drained all his energy and maybe a drop of sperm or two all over the sheets. No time to tidy up, his 72-hours to obtain the painting thought to be in Tom Fisher's safety deposit box running out, Daniel nevertheless had time for sex. Okay, so what's a minute in the day of his meaningless life? And how about that box? It's either the biggest one ever seen, or the painting is the size of a postage stamp. Plus, just because he has the key, assuming the box is inside a bank, will the bank allow just anyone to access it? It would in Genoa City, but Daniel is going to Detroit for this caper.

You can always tell when a girl has it bad for some guy because immediately following sex she'll go out running errands even when her request for another minute in the hay is refused. Laughing so hard, I didn't get what the errand entailed, but how funny that with the clock ticking Daniel had time to scrawl "MARRY ME" on a piece of canvas.

Giddy as a school girl, Amber was breathing hard as Daniel said how he wants to "grow old" with her. Poor boy, she'll be dead long before he's looking like old man Murphy. Hysterical, Daniel asked if Amber would do him the "honor" of marrying him. Honor? Would this be like honor among thieves? Isn't Daniel out on bail for being drunk and disorderly? Can he really leave the jurisdiction while his case is pending, or was the "bail" Amber paid really just a fine? Things got more absurd when Daniel said he can't live without her! Ah, that's what they all say.

Other things we've been hearing a lot of is how crazy Patty Williams must be found. If that's the case, why aren't people out looking for her? How many times has Victor Newman said he'll find her? What the hell is glorified security guard J.T. Hellstrom doing sitting around with his boss at the Abbott mansion? After all this time PI Paul Williams is just now getting around to giving the make and model of hostage Colleen Carlton's vehicle out to the real cops?

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