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by Brent Kellogg
September 7, 2009
Good God, there's another puff/hype piece about the
most poorly written soap on the planet in TV Guide.
Does anyone buy that magazine anymore? In the
Canadian edition there's an interview with top
scribe Maria A. Bell, the A I'm guessing is for
asinine.
No attempt to hide the sucking up in exchange for
future interviews, the mag asked Bell if next year
the "idiots" on the Emmy Awards panels would get it
right and nominate Bell so that she would get what
is
"rightfully yours!"
Bell's response was "we're not in this to win
awards!"
Good goddamn thing because with the writing such
that it is even idiots know better than to nominate
such crap.
Turning to soap queen Jeanne Cooper [Katherine
Chancellor], it was said by the mag that "life
begins at 80!" Oh shit, now you know where the
interview is headed because anyone in their eighties
will tell you life has not begun. It is ending, and
if you don't believe look at their swollen legs,
sagging skin and overflowing medicine cabinets and
that's if they can afford prescription drugs.
As for what is up with the character, Bell said
there is more greatness in store for the old woman.
If Katherine can survive hypothermia, she can
survive anything and, according to Bell, this is the
great in greatness. One story "bleeds" into the
next. Oh lord, the only thing bleeding is our
eyeballs as we witness some of the dumbest
storylines ever. Where to begin with the Katherine
lost her memory story not important, Bell says it
was a "blockbuster".
The latest blockbuster Bell says is crazy Patty
Williams' cat named Kitty. "It's hilarious! Whenever
I read or hear how popular Kitty is I think back to
that day during the layout call when I said, "[MJ/Patty]
needs a talk-to and a taxidermy cat!" Who knew? God,
sometimes you have to be careful [...] of the weird
things that comes out of your mouth!"
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