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by Brent Kellogg
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"They're inside Sharon's room at the psychiatric
facility. Nick's just coming by to talk to her about
Noah, and he overhears Sharon speaking to her
mother, and he hears that the child is his and not
Jack's. He is floored, because he wanted for so long
for that baby to be his, and to hear it in that
setting and realize that he had been lied to, it's
pretty difficult for him to accept."
Need I say more? I mean the premise alone is effing
insane. Yeah, well, I was with my ex in her room at
the funny farm when she told me I'm the father of
her baby. I was like, you know, floored because when
I screwed her I was cheating on my wife.
Morrow went on to say that Sharon doing what she
did, lying to him about who the father is, was a
"truly a selfless act". Oh. My. God. You can believe
this, right? A great message to young people
everywhere, ain't it? Go ahead children; screw
around without protection, commit adultery and lie
about it without fear of repercussion because when
you do tell the truth you'll be hailed as a hero.
You know, like Kevin Fisher and all the other creeps
in Genoa City.
Ah, lest you forget, when the lies come back to
haunt you must say how important family is; that you
won't abandon your parental duties and if required
you'll support two wives and two families.
Give Morrow a pat on the back, however, he knows "It
is kind of a crazy situation" and admits the Nick
character "has kind of been a donkey lately."
As if more proof that Nick is more of an ass than he
is a donkey, with his hacking about being honest
with wife #2, when the time comes he just doesn't
have the balls. He'd rather let the wound that
Sharon's vagina is fester by saying that with wife
#2 on her way out of the country to get their
daughter "healthy" he'd rather not have the truth
come out for the sake of that precious child and
because if Phyllis knew she'd stew over what he and
Sharon are doing which is "bonding" using the unborn
as Bondo. Naturally, that wherever Phyllis is
doesn't matter because Nick and Sharon are gonna
bond regardless.
Lastly, we the intelligent ones, who know that
nothing ever changes with these idiots because being
happy isn't allowed for any length of time in this
city, the puffy people like to think that viewers
are "split" on who Nick should be with. Let's see,
slut #1 or slut #2? What a choice. But here's how
Morrow has broken the numbers down.
"I would say it is probably 65/35 Phyllis. They
really like what Nick and Phyllis have done, but
you've also got the stalwart fans who will never let
go of that Romeo and Juliet story of Nick and
Sharon."
Oh shit, I'm gonna drink some poison now. What about
you; care to join me? |
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