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by Brent Kellogg
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Moving right along, who among us can't stop laughing
about surfer boy Billy Abbott? Have you ever taken a more convoluted history
class then the one Monday in New York City? There are more holes in it than
Swiss cheese. Oh where to start? How about the photo of Lily Winters on the
wall of Jabot's Hong Kong office? See why I call it bullshit? If, as we were
told, Billy was transferred to Hong Kong to escape the Florida Mob, what the
hell has he been doing traversing the world? Billy said himself that staying
in one place too long bores him, so how would he know about Lily's portrait?
If he knew about that, why wouldn't he know that Lily was divorced from
porn boy Daniel Romalotti? Since he's aware that Cane Ashby is his
half-brother, why wouldn't he have known too that Cane is now Jabot's CEO?
Wasn't Cane's appointment in all the papers? Because
he's been globe-trotting? That didn't stop him from
reading about the David Chow mess.
And what the hell was that "tiny" remark he made about Lily? When has she
never looked like a twig? What is Lily's sudden attraction to Billy? Isn't
he much older than she? Oh, slap me for forgetting. This is Genoa City.
Young women lust for older men and vice-versa. If I recall, Billy used to
lust for J.T. Hellstrom and vice-versa. With Billy coming back to the big
city, imagine that reunion and recalling of the past which I'll bet Billy
won't recall the time J.T. threw him out into the snow where he almost died.
Who wants to venture a guess that without a place to hang those Romalotti
nude sketches, five to be exact unless Daniel keeps the really hot one, Billy will move into the Abbott mansion and
hang them on the wall? Bet that'll turn Noah Newman on. Saving the kicker
for last, I must say that in all my days I've never known that 'Liam' is
short for William and that guys named William are called 'Liam' and not
Billy or Bill.
How about the crazies showing up in the big apple too? You know, the
crazies; Kevin and Jana Fisher. Seems it wasn't so long ago Kevin was saying
business at the Jitter Joint wasn't so good. So he and crazy wife went on
vacation? With waitress Colleen Carlton away too, who was running the JJ?
Did Malfunction Winters return when we weren't looking? That Kevin hates
Billy with a passion makes sense because it was Billy who warned him to stay
away from Colleen, but how does that make Billy a "monster"? Why would Billy
ask Jana why she's still hanging around with "geek" Kevin when Billy never
knew Jana? Maybe I'm wrong, but I don't recall either that Daniel would know
specifically why Kevin hates Billy and thus his asking Kevin if he can ever
forget Billy made no sense.
It was good to see though that there's no shortage of criminals in Genoa
City including the nurse who happily took Chloe Mitchell's money to alter
the conception date of her baby. Have you ever done that? Try it some time.
Ask your doctor's nurse if she'll change anything in your medical record.
See how the nurse holds out her palm as you grease it. Phyllis Summers
should have been so lucky. If that nurse had been around Phyllis might not
have had to kill Sasha Green or run down Paul Williams and Christine 'Bug'
Blair.
Ah, evil: It's the new good! Open wide, swallow that nasty piece of hate
gall meant to stab at your intelligence and bitch-slap your intuition, but
which is nevertheless being force-fed to you as happy to have Billy home
manna, a viciously deformed version of something called love as the little
girls in this city now get to fight over who gets Billy in bed first and
we're left hoping it isn't J.T.
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