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by Brent Kellogg
September 22, 2008
Since the last Daze report where I wrote it's been
easier lately if I write about the events in Genoa
City on a time delayed basis, it struck me last
Friday that when today rolled around I'd have to
write about it in real time but if I do it'll mean
skipping what happened Friday or try to tie that day
in somehow. So I asked a couple loyal followers of
this page what they thought.
Turns out they don't care what day I'm covering.
They read this page for my wit. Can you see my face?
It's red. Me? Witty? Apparently.
So I must ask today, with famous artist Daniel
Romalotti in New York City showing off his wares for
the first time, how can he have any "fans"? Kenneth,
the gallery/show director, told sissy boy he better
stop hacking with kicked to the curb again Amber
Moore because his "fans" were waiting to meet him.
There appeared to be a couple people milling about,
but the only fans I'm aware of were Colleen Carlton
and Lily Winters. I'm still amazed that Lily could
make the trip since she'd said earlier that with the
new college semester starting she wouldn't be able
to go.
Like you, I'm wondering why these children bother
with school at all. They rarely attend class. In
fact, the last time Colleen was seen on campus was
back during the Professor Gerbil period. Last I
knew, Daniel and Colleen were in the same grade, yet
Daniel hasn't mentioned that he's going to college
this year at all. He claims to have taken courses"
which enabled him to become a photographer/artist
overnight, he's supposed to be working at his
mother's magazine, but when did he have time to
attend class?
If you know better, tell me I'm wrong. Tell me when
Daniel ever knew Billy Abbott. Colleen knew Billy
'cause he's her uncle, but when did Daniel meet him
even once? How could he have when he was in a Swiss
boarding school? When did Lily know Billy? When she
and Colleen were plotting to break into Kevin
Fisher's apartment? When Lily was busy scratching
her crotch thanks to the STD Kevin gave her? That
Daniel gave the impression he knew Billy made me gag
because if that's the same Billy who was born in
1993 I'll eat my hat. Billy don't look fifteen to
me.
And what more can I say about Colleen? Yes Daniel,
I'll model for you any time. Translated: I'll spread
my legs for you because I'm such a slut.
Would you just once like to see Victor Newman kick
Jack Abbott's ass? Jack's wailing outside the
Ponderosa "face me like a man" was such bullshit.
His warning the guard that if Victor came outside
blood would splatter was so funny coming from the
pussy that Jack is. Smilin' Jack, who
single-handedly shoved women's rights back about
five decades, huffing and puffing and it turned out
blowing smoke as Victor gave a rat's ass that he
might turn photographs of an accident over to the
tabloids. Unfortunately, Victor didn't order that
Jack be manhandled and arrested for trespassing.
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