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by Brent Kellogg
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What's most confusing is why Nick and Sharon told
Noah that previously they'd only agreed to "think"
about allowing him to attend public school. That's
not the message Noah got. He even ran off to give
the good news to one of his friends. So, why can't
Noah go to PS 109? Nick and Sharon "don't want to
rush into anything". What the hell? Hasn't school in
Wisconsin already started? It has everywhere else.
For God's sake, why are Nick and Sharon worried
about Noah getting into a good college? Isn't that
putting the cart before the horse? What's the F-ing
rush? Let him get a taste of high school first.
Surely Nick and Sharon must know that all the good
colleges are outside Wisconsin.
And if private high school so offends Noah, what
makes them think he'd want to go to Harvard, or
Yale? Oh, let's not forget about drugs. Dumb bitch
that she is, Sharon must think kids don't get into
drugs until they get into high school. Those awful,
awful drugs so bad, but there's plenty of booze at
the Abbott mansion and you can bet Jack and Sharon
don't have a lock on the liquor cabinet. Plus, with
Noah saying again he doesn't want to be around rich
kids like himself, he didn't nix the idea of having
his own car when he turns sixteen. Why, who knows,
he might even follow in Daniel's footsteps and then
the family will have another child on parole and
pretending to be giving lectures on the danger of
driving and drinking.
You no doubt laughed your ass off when the - worried
that Noah won't be getting good grades - parents
didn't flinch when Noah said he's volunteering at
the - hasn't been seen since Devon Hamilton became a
rich kid - Wreck Center! There Nick was fussing
about class size and how Noah won't get individual
attention at those rotten public schools, there Noah
was promising that if his grades drop he'll simply
bounce to a private school, and knowing how easy it
is to swap school in midstream, Nick agreed again
that Noah can go to a public school without
questioning Noah's original statement that he
doesn't want to be around rich kids.
The hypocrisy dripping from their lips, slut Sharon
was later telling Jack about a fashion show they
should attend. They are, after all, fashion magazine
publishers. But, but... whatever will they do about
Noah? He's only fifteen; he's only running around
the city nearly out of control. No problem! Sharon
said Noah could miss a day of school! Oh my, I
messed my pants. Are not Sharon and Nick worried
about Noah's grades? How can taking him out of
school for one day serve any good purpose and why
would they have to take him out? Must Noah attend
the fashion show? Is this boy gonna be gay, if he
isn't already? But then Sharon had a better idea:
Nick can watch Noah!
Why does Noah need watching? Why is Jack tossing and
turning at night in bed?
Note to readers: As I'm writing this crap my stomach
is turning and my stool is loose. I simply can't
believe any of it when I come to the reason Jack is
tossing.
He's bothered because Sharon continues to defend her
former husband!
Here are two morons who plotted and broke the law
and did all they could to get Gloria Bardwell out of
their house, and he can't sleep because the bitch
supports Nick? He wants to stop thinking about it,
but needs to understand it first? What's to
understand? Sharon's a slut. That's what happens
when you marry a bitch young enough to be your
daughter. Isn't Nick the son Jack never had? Damn,
that's right. Jack has two sons of his own he never
sees. And this fact alone reminds us again it's all
bullshit folks.
Now, I'd analize (sic) Paul Williams' return to
Mexico, but the toilet is plugged if you know what I
mean. Maybe tomorrow.
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