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by Brent Kellogg
Continued from previous page...
There won't be any question as to where River is,
because those in control of their lives know that
when people leave one place they're bound to arrive
in Genoa City. They are destined to inject
themselves into the lives of their parents/children
so that the children/parents can wring their hands
and wonder what will become of them now that they
know daddy is wanted by the law and they're
conspiring to commit a crime by keeping quiet. Hush
your mouth! Before they lock daddy up I want to know
all there is to know about him. I want to be there
when Daddy causes my family more pain because you
never can have too much pain and turmoil in your
pathetic little lives.
If that doesn't float your boat, there's the return
of Billy Abbott to look forward to. It's said that
Billy will return in "a very unexpected way" and you
can almost hear him saying that he's the one Amber
had sex with. Oh the horror if Billy was to come
home with Lowell Baldwin. How coincidental if Billy
had been crashing at the commune en route from Hong
Kong where Billy was banished once it was learned
the Florida Mob was after him, but don't you know
the Mob didn't have connections in Hong Kong
enabling Billy to escape his debt to it. If you
strain your brain, you can see Billy out surfing the
Malibu waves. See the connection? See Amber out with
her club? Her make-believe surfer dude is very real,
can you see Daniel wanting to meet Billy in New
York? Wouldn't it be something if they fell in love?
Oh, we're also told "Billy has grown a lot" and
won't it be that he's aged a lot to now roughly
thirty-something. Speaking of Billy, did anyone pick
up on the fact that faux sister Ashley Abbott could
make the reading of Victor's will because she was
going to Europe? Wouldn't it be something if that's
why Victor goes to lick his wounds and they hookup
again? I hear you screaming "say it ain't so", but
there must be a reason for Ashley being in Paris.
Wanna bet Sabrina Newman's ghost is there too? If
you were a ghost, if your dead body was six feet
under in a Genoa City grave and nobody had been by
to chat with you since the burial, wouldn't go back
to where you were appreciated?
Speaking of Victor and Nick and gambling again, what
were the odds that the Newman Ponderosa maid would
be the one to tell Nick that his daddy is still
alive? In all the years that Miguel Rodriguez slaved
away there, I can't recall that he ever went to the
Jitter Joint. But, to show you can't always believe
spoilers, it was said that's where Estella would go and Nick
later told Jack that Victor is alive. Wow, what a
big surprise. You'd think by now these freaks would
be used to the dead not being dead. Gosh, what else
will Nick do? Rush to the Ponderosa with his bitchy
sister only to be told by Michael that Victor
doesn't want to have a family reunion?
A freaking family reunion? What is wrong with these
people? How can you have a reunion when the family
isn't united? Victor Adam isn't part of the family.
In fact, VAN is about to get his ass fired as head
of the empire. Neil Winters will assume that task
even though last week Neil said he couldn't handle
it. Damn, looks like VAN will be packing up his crap
again and moving - where? In with the sickly
Heather? The Athletic Supporter Hotel? Think VAN
will file for unemployment? Think again
And what of Nikki Chow? Will she get it through her
head that Victor doesn't want her sorry ass? Is that
why PI Paul Williams is returning to Mexico? Because
Nikki needs help finding the airport? Will Paul find
Nikki in the jabba hut, will he say, duh, why didn't
we see this hut before, and will he wonder why J.T.
Hellstrom's search and rescue team has yet to
arrive?
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