On the topic of strange and bizarre, thank God I'm
not, but if I was the shy Lily Winters I'd be
concerned that my man was hoping my creepy roommates
would walk in while we were having sex on the sofa.
Dislike him as I do, if Devon Hamilton couldn't tell
that Cane Ashby did Lily on the sofa, a sofa he'd
just said he didn't want Chloe Mitchell sleeping on
because his girl friend often comes by and they sit
on it eating popcorn, he must be dumber than I
thought. One look at Lily and Cane would have told
Devon what they did, but he didn't squawk about the
sticky stuff they left behind.
Chloe knew. She must have smelled it which explains
why she buried her face in the pillow Cane's ass had
just been on and wrapped herself in the blanket
they'd just had sex on!
Idiot that Devon is, he did suspect that Chloe being
sick to her stomach meant that she's pregnant.
Devon, honey, we understand you ain't getting any
from Roxanne, but in order to get pregnant you gotta
have sex. Who has Chloe had sex with? Not who would
she like to have sex with, we know the answer to
that. She's faking illness in order to get rid of
Lily and to have Cane come by to check on her while
Lily is in New York.
Not too bright either, Cane will do it. He will
bring Chloe's notebook to her along with ginger ale
for her upset tummy. If she's lucky, Chloe will get
lucky. Cane will nail her on the same soft sofa and
by the time Devon gets around to asking again if
she's pregnant, Chloe can say yes. Such an event
would set up the old my man did another woman
conundrum. Frantic that another woman has Cane's
baby, Lily won't be able to concentrate on her new
modeling opportunity.
Yes, the little girl who can't go to the toilet by
herself, is going alone to New York City where the
Apex modeling agency is expected to hire her on the
spot!
Finally today, I've been curious as to whether David
Chow and Kevin Fisher can really watch horse racing
on their wireless computers. Forget how odd it is
that Kevin would be interested in any sport, the
answer is yes! Arlington Park is on line
right here. Note the choppy video? With a
high-speed direct broadband connection mine was and
I've got one of the best video cards Dell has to
offer.
It must be that in 2008 Paul Williams continues
hauling that aluminum briefcase around and those who
see it don't laugh. What does he keep in that thing?
Who are the people calling him with private
information on Mina King? Do colleges freely give
such information such as drug use over the phone to
anyone saying he's a private eye without some
verification?
And what's up with Mina wearing that same yellow
T-shirt? Isn't it pretty ripe by now? Why would she
agree to meet clueless Paul a second time in a
public place where they practically got into a
shouting match over her previous drug use? What is
so "very serious" about cocaine that isn't as
serious as the pills Paul's special "friend" Nikki
Chow was popping and washing down with booze a few
years ago? Why did rambling gambling addict David
speak of Mina's working in a "go-go bar" as if she
had leprosy? Doesn't he know anything about wife
Nikki's stripper days?
The bigger question is where David has found the
time to keep an eye on Paul. Telling Paul he knows
of the crusade to discredit him, David said Mina's
being cut out of dead wife number 2's will was an
act of "tough love" which worked as Mina got clean.
No matter what slop Paul digs up on David that
sticks, he should start thinking about who he'll
take it too. Only the state where the woman was
killed can bring charges. Hopefully that state has a
working attorney general.