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by Brent Kellogg
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As a bonus today, Katherine got to tell Nikki how it
is that Sabrina could be pregnant. Seems awhile
back, Victor told Katherine that he'd had his
vasectomy reversed! You had to imagine that
conversation. "Katherine, my old friend. I wanted
you to be the only one to know that I've stopped
shooting blanks." Of course, mother figure that
Katherine is to Nikki, she never breached this
secret until now.
With Paul just having solved the biggest case of his
career, isn't it time he moved onward and upward?
Let's see, who might be needing his services? Did
you say Cane Ashby? Good choice! You must have seen
it coming that Cane would need a restraining order
against the desperate for the love of a man who
doesn't love her, and thus Cane will hire
ambulance-chaser Michael Baldwin to obtain the
order. Cane will too hire Clueless to investigate
Chloe's past because, obviously, she's one crazy
bitch and damn but what Genoa City isn't crawling
with 'em.
Not crazy enough for you? Miss the old days when
Phyllis Summer would alter paternity tests? Then
you'll love when it's discovered that Chloe changed
the sonogram showing that she's been knocked up by
Cane. Can't change sonograms you say? Then you
haven't lived in Genoa City.
And so I was thinking today that when a man gave
Jack Abbott pictures taken of Sabrina Newman at the
scene of her accident, WTF would Jack want with
them? In fact, Jack asked that same question. Then
again, you know Jack. He's got a conscience to
struggle with. You can almost see it on his left
shoulder and on the right there's the Devil sticking
conscience with his pitchfork until devil incarnate
Jack gives in so that his whorish, rocks for a
brain, wife can go psycho, say how she knows how
evil Jack is, but stick by his side anyway because
that's how dumb Sharon Abbott is. So, what to do
with the photos?
If you're a fashion magazine publisher, and Jack is,
you pay $30,000 for a pack of photos without any
certainty there are others somewhere. You find a way
to get them published in Useless Style magazine even
though co-publisher Nick Newman said last week there
are safeguards in place to make sure shit like the
slanderous article about Sabrina doesn't happen
again. You can only imagine how photos of his dead
wife in his son's magazine will go over with Victor.
That, of course, is the part of the plan. To get the
hate fires burning.
Not to blow my own horn, and speaking of hate,
remember when I wrote that Nick doesn't have the
balls to move off the Newman Ponderosa? Recall how
many times big teeth has said he's got to get out
from under daddy's shadow? Recall that he swore up
and down that he'd be moving off the ranch? He's
staying put. And I'll bet that half-brother Adam's
decision to go by his real name won't change Nick's
muddled mind. Yes, to confuse things further, when
Mr. Victor Newman calls from now on you'll have to
ask which Victor Newman.
So. Mr. Newman. Tell us. What were your wife's last
words? She spoke with Jana Hawkes about life after
death? Is Sabrina planning a heavenly hookup with
the dead John Abbott? Will she return to haunt that
bitch Victoria Hellstrom who betrayed their
friendship? What the hell was Jana doing at
Sabrina's death bed anyway? That's right. They were
friends for all of three weeks. Gosh, and Jana was
so excited to be working in the art world too. Looks
like it's back to serving slop at the Jitter Joint.
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