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by Brent Kellogg

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Hamilton kids? Singing? With Devon having a fake ear and all? You bet. It already having been decided that Ana will be singing at the gala, Ana got cold feet again. She told Devon it's one thing singing at the hole in the wall Indigo, but the ColonRoom, all those people, it's much too scary for her unless, can Devon sing?

Do dogs have fleas? Of course, Devon can sing and Ana found that "totally amazing". What if they sang a duet? Would the crowd go wild? Would Devon be suggesting next that Ana move into the Campus Flophouse with him now that faux sister Lily Winters has moved out? Has Lily told Devon she's moved in with Cane Ashby? Apparently, as Devon was posting a ROOMMATE WANTED sign on the Jitter Joint wall.

Here's how I understand it will come down. You already know about the "dreamer" David has ordered and plans to put in her ginger ale, but before Nikki can sip the morphine Paul must paw through the personal effects of one Mr. Kim Chee.

You'll recall that Jill Abbott brought the box of junk to the office for Jabot Cosmetic's corporate attorney Heather Stevens to sift through in order to help her get to know Mr. Chee better. This somehow will help her find Chee's killer. Presumably, in the coming daze, Heather will expose Paul to the junk and he'll find another photograph of Walter only this time there's a hand on Walter's arm. Who could the hand belong to? Only one way to find out. Call the local newspaper which has the original photo. Oh, don't expect Paul to go to the newspaper. The paper will send the photo over to Paul who most likely will be sitting on his ass at the Jitter Joint, AKA Crime Solvers Headquarters.

Three guesses who the hand belongs to. Did you get it? Right! It's David! And it gets crazier when Paul recalls that David was seen around Chee's hotel room on the day Chee was killed. So was Victor Newman, but let's not make things anymore confusing. By this time the Charity Gala/Ball will be in full swing and naturally sidekick J.T. will be there with his combat boot-wearing wife when he gets a call from Paul. Could the hunkmonkey get Nikki away from David as soon as possible?

Do bears crap in the woods? Can Paul and J.T. warn Nikki before David sends her to Dream Land? Can the fact that David appears in the background of a photo with a mobster convince Nikki that David is evil when she's ignored the last nine thousand warnings? Can anyone fail on their first attempt to spike someone's drink when it's been done so easily in the past circa Cane and Lily? Why yes, it can, and it does, but that won't stop David. He'll try, try again until he gets it right, caught, or killed - whichever comes first.

And did I mention that David will take out a life insurance policy on old Nikki and there won't be a need for Nikki to submit to a medical exam? If you're over forty, and Nikki is, you try it. Call your insurance company and see if they'll issue a policy without asking for your blood and urine.

You must keep in mind that nothing in Genoa City is as it seems. This is the Summer of Edge Of Your Seat Drama.

There is some good news, however. Amber Moore and Daniel Romalotti are thinking about moving to Los Angeles! Oh please! Let it be true. Let it be the last we see of these people, although I will slightly miss Amber. Perhaps before she goes Amber will have a chance to get even with that bitch, Phyllis Newman. That Amber moves would also free up Phyllis' penthouse at a time when the young Newmans are said to be needing a place to move, albeit my suspicion that Nick doesn't have the balls to move away from daddy. Let's not forget either that before they can leave Daniel and Amber must appear on a radio love line show to tell the world how dysfunctional they are as a couple.

And so it happened that as Daniel was working "the graveyard shift" at Useless Style Magazine, as it appeared Daniel's the only employee working this shift, he was for the first time I can recall, listening to the radio and just the time Amber was calling into the Love Line to tell her troubling tale of love gone wrong. And so it was to be against all odds that Daniel could call too and get right through to tell his side of the story and effectively argue with Amber on-air which was only slightly more dramatic than a saying she has to pee "every twenty minutes" Chloe Mitchell finding where Cane and Lily live so that she could pee in the bushes while spying through the window and inside a "can't believe" she's shacking up Lily pissed all over us for wasting another hour of our valuable time.

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