Corner Stores
More Stores |
|
by Brent Kellogg
Brent's morning
coffee courtesy of Speeder &
Earls, Burlington, VT.
July 17, 2008
There's not a smart modern male I know who wouldn't
love to know he wouldn't - couldn't - get a girl
pregnant, that there could be no "accidents," and
that he will never get that life-altering you're
going to be a daddy message. There is already a
trend whereby some baby-terrified men are getting
vasectomies in their early 20s, rife with the fear
that some nefarious babe might try to snare them in
the baby trap.
Cane Ashby is not one of those men presumably
because he's way too old and can't get himself
snipped when there's still a chance the very ripe
Lily Winters will ask him again to mount her. A
prelude to the burning question: Why is Daniel
Romalotti so shocked that Amber Moore, a good ten
years his senior, a woman who has had two kids and
who knows how many men, had sex while he was in
Europe being "treated like an adult" by his faux
daddy, whatever does that mean?
Why, if Daniel is repulsed by the thought of Amber
putting out for another man, does he continue
working with her? He does still work at Useless
Style Magazine, doesn't he? Does he really want to
be reminded each day that Amber is a slut? Has it
not set into his thick head that mommy Phyllis
blocked Amber's email so that she never saw his
messages of love to her? Wouldn't that Amber was
slimed absolve her of any responsibility? Based on
the photograph Phyllis altered to give the
impression that Daniel was cheating on Amber,
wouldn't this make them even? Shouldn't Daniel be
holding Phyllis to a higher standard? His hacking
yesterday, that if Phyllis fires Amber he'll never
speak to Phyllis again was more of Daniel's
bullshit. He's said that before and it didn't mean
anything then so why should it now?
It must be the horror of it all. The pots calling
the kettles black. The Sharon Abbott's bitching that
the Jack Abbott's lied to them again and again and
again and woe was Sharon, Jack made her look like a
fool - again. Jack said that Gloria Bardwell would
be out of the Abbott mansion pool house by the end
of Summer, and yet there Gloria is, rich again,
living in the pool house.
Enter the baby doll slut Colleen Carlton to call
Amber a slut and a skank. The minor child who let a
college professor do her right on campus, asked
today if Amber doesn't grow weary of being such a
slut. Since giving Professor Gerbil the heave ho,
what business is it of Colleen's that old friends
Amber and Gerbil had a little sex? Colleen didn't
have a problem with lying to the college dean during
her relationship with Gerbil. She and the professor
flaunted their unethical behavior when they would
paw at each other at the Jitter Joint. Right after
they'd both lied to the dean, it was back to the JJ
where Gerbil said they shouldn't be seen together,
and then were seen together again at the Athletic
Supporter. Colleen and her disgusting pals have also
committed crimes and participated in shady behavior,
but it's apparently okay when they do it, but not
when Amber does it.
In case Colleen forgot, it was March 9, 2007, when,
while she'd been sucking around with Gerbil, this
lying bitch laid her sunken eyes on a new waiter at
the AC. A hunkmonkey named Rocky, Colleen nearly wet
her panties as she gave Rocky her phone number. So
it was that I prayed. Dear soap god in Hell, please
let Amber whack this bitch within an inch of her
meaningless life. The god must have been snoozing.
Amber didn't do squat. She and Colleen got into a
hissing at each other cat-fight which was easily
broken up by Sissy Boy who later told Colleen not to
call Amber a skank. Slut, well, that's different.
And why can't Colleen be like Amber? Why can't
something be done about her whiny voice? She might
have learned something from Amber and Chloe Mitchell
comparing notes on Cane. Amber married once - or
twice - to Cane, Chloe claiming to having sex with
Cane, the old guy is like a used horse. Still got
all his teeth too albeit somewhat yellow, Lily
should be able to get a few miles out of him and
then all three girls can tell of their rides.
More |
|
Please visit this merchant
What's in your food? |
