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by Brent Kellogg

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In fact, East Coast sales "doubled" over the last issue. It wasn't the hideous cover that grabbed readers, it was the controversial article about Sabrina. See? Jack is a publishing whiz. He had a vision. If only he had free reign over the magazine there's no telling how successful he could make it. So what is whorish wife Sharon's problem? That he lied to her again? That he made Sharon look like an idiot. God knows she doesn't need any help in that department. So what if the article isn't true? It sells magazines. Jack was only trying to protect Sharon. Okay, he doesn't know why Sharon needs protecting. The important thing is that Jack saved "hundreds" of people their jobs.

Hundreds? Employees of USM? Where are they? Invisible like Newman Ponderosa employees? The two who made it possible for Abby Carlton's horse to get pregnant? The horse is with child and Victor must remember to call Abby with the news. Hello? Abby? This is Victor Newman. You know, your father. Okay, so I'm daddy #2, but it was my sperm what gave you life. Speaking of which, your horse is going to have a baby. You know, the horse I think you've ridden once. Would you like to come visit when its born? Maybe we can get your mommy to come too. No, my sweetheart, I'm sure the scandal will be over by the time I remember to call you again. Sabrina? She's around here somewhere. Oops, sorry, she can't come to the phone.

Sabrina was too busy talking with Katherine Chancellor who made the long journey to say she doesn't believe a word of that repulsive article which isn't worth the paper it's written on. Sabrina must stop her sniveling; stop saying she's not strong; hold her head high. Show those jealous people what she's made of. They're just mad that they can't be Victor's young wife. That's it! Get it all out. Say you don't want to see that hypocritical, back-stabbing, Victoria ever again for the rest of your life. Feel better? No? Then by all means I must tell you of the time my daughter Jill Abbott hired Rex Sterling to seduce me. Boy, how the tongues wagged, but Sabrina darling, I held my head high. Okay, I was a drunk, but... Jesus girl! Will you stop saying you don't know if you've got it in you? You got Victor's baby in you didn't you? Then what's the freaking problem? No, no. Everyone's not against you. I'm not. Why else would I come all this way? Doesn't it make sense that I would support you when all my friends are those who hate your guts? By the way, where's Victor? At the magazine telling goofy Nick to publish a retraction? Reminding him that Jack is pond scum, he told him so and that he better damn well undo the damage done? Good for Victor. Now I really must get back to my friends Nikki and Victoria. Ta-ta!

Thank the gods Victor came back when he did as Sabrina was on the verge of falling apart again. My darling, have you ever heard the phase hold your head high? You go to that damn charity luncheon. You show them you're a Newman. And did I say hold your head high? Ah what the hell, I'll go with you. Say, have your seen any postcards from my grandson? I hear Noah is writing home from Summer Camp. You know, I bet he's grown an entire shoe size. Probably needs new sneakers. Sneakers, my darling. Don't they have sneakers in Paris? Forgive me my sweetheart. I meant tennis shoes. Show's how old I'm getting, they haven't been called sneakers since about 1993. You know, I'd like to turn on the TV and see how the market is doing, but by now all the stations are covering our latest scandal so... what's that? We don't have a TV? You sure?

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