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by Brent Kellogg
Continued from
previous page...
Also in rerun rotation, it's the Itchy & Scratchy
Show. Jeff Bardwell, his Korean girlfriend having swiped
the toxic skin cream, and here he is again pleading
with Gloria Bardwell: "Leave me if you want. Take
all the money. They'll be no consequence."
Jesus! Take the money! Leave him! Only spare us the
rehash. Spare us having Gloria say that Wally
Wallingford stole the cream because he knew how to
"pick locks", and then for Gloria to say Jill Abbott
may have bribed someone to open the "safe". How
funny that Gloria thinks a safe can be picked and
yet she didn't question how Jeff got her diamonds
out of a safety deposit box. How idiotic that during
the conversation about who will travel to Korea,
Kevin Fisher brought up the issue of Jeff and Gloria
having sex, that he might see it, and that he'd be
sick. What is Kevin's problem with old people having
sex? Better yet, how moronic that Jeff would say
Gloria couldn't go to Korea if she wanted to because
he hid her passport? Gloria's a space case, but with
all that Jeff has done to her wouldn't she know by
now to protect her valuables?
As for how Ms. Kung Fu, and I'm almost certain
Gloria called the Korean "Miss Kim Chee", got into
the safe at all, Jeff says he gave her jewels that
she then put into the safe when she wasn't even a
guest at the AS Hotel - was she? Isn't the AS and
its facilities an exclusive club for members only?
If Ms. Fu had the money to fly from Korea to
Wisconsin, stay for a day, and then leave, did she
have the means to call ahead for membership at the
very same hotel where Jeff was staying when he
wasn't living at the Abbott mansion which he was
when she arrived?
So Ms. Fu goes to get her
stuff from the safe and whoever is in charge at the hotel
allows
guests to paw through stuff and take whatever they
want? Apparently.
Plus, how many times must we watch the Daniel
Romalotti/Amber Moore rerun? Is this supposed to be
a misery loves company story? Daniel's a dog;
Amber's a slut; they both know it. Amber honey, let
him go! Creepy as he is, Professor Gerbil is a much
better catch albeit somewhat stupid. Saying he
couldn't take a Restless Style Magazine writing
assignment in Australia because he's waiting to see
his first article in print when the next issue of RSM
comes out only days after the second issue came out,
because Amber doesn't want him to be constantly
running into Daniel, the Professor said he will
leave as doing so will give him a chance to avoid
former kiddie porn girlfriend Colleen Carlton who he
hasn't seen in days!
It was of course, all a ruse to permit Amber to hug
the Professor just in time for Daniel to see because
these people are too goddamn stupid to lock their
doors! And that pussy, Daniel, asking the Professor
how Amber was in the sack, his general pissing on
himself about how he could have cheated on Amber,
but being so righteous didn't, and now he's a saint
and Amber can take his key to the penthouse and
shove it was another page out of the let's make
Amber beg and bawl playbook. Why this girl doesn't
throw his porn addiction and what he did to Lily
Winters in his face I don't understand.
For those who can't get enough of reruns, tune in
tomorrow when Daniel warns his mother that if she
fires Amber he'll never speak to her again. Now
where have we heard that one before?
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