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by Brent Kellogg
July 11, 2008
Continued from previous page...
In other events today, what can be said about David
Chow going to another Brad Carlton poker game except
maybe to ask: How many times has David been told of
these games and how many times has he declined to
play only to later say that he'll be at the game
with bells on? Is it more than the times he's told
Nikki Chow that they can't be together and yet keep
seeing each other? Would this have anything to do
with the fact that David and Nikki work together?
Wouldn't a real man wanting nothing to do with a
woman stop working with her? I always preface
statements like this with the 'real man' tag because
David isn't a real man. I'll spare you the details,
but after all that's gone on in recent days, a real
man wouldn't have sex with a cow.
Plus, if David was a real gambler he'd spot a slimy
card shark a mile away. He would have easily seen
Brad Carlton dealing from the bottom of the deck and
there's nothing lower than a card cheat. Back in the
days of Cowboys and Indians Brad would have been
shot had he been caught, but we know he can't be
caught in modern day Genoa City because the deck was
stacked against David long ago.
Adam's idea to smear David would have been a good
one if it hadn't come from Adam. With Jabot
Cosmetics about to launch its line of all-natural
products, and if Adam was on the ball he'd know it's
not ready because David never worked out the movie
deal, Adam wanted to make public the fact that one
of Jabot's top executives is a gambler. Forget that
Adam thought this would scare Jabot's customers
away, he apparently hasn't heard that having a
gambling habit is nothing compared to being addicted
to porn. Daniel Romalotti was, and may still be, and
look at all the good it did him. Daniel said himself
this week that he's come along way, learned enough
to get a job at his mother's fancy fashion magazine,
and as his faux daddy's rock tour photographer.
Speaking of Mr. Red Panties, I cannot overstate what
a slug Daniel is. After virtually cheating on his
wife Lily Winters, he had the nerve today to stomp
his little feet and walk out on Amber Moore after
figuring out that she cheated on him with Professor
Gerbil. And Amber had to have a bawling fit over
this? She should be rejoicing. In all of Genoa City,
there must be a real man out there Amber can find
who she won't have to worry will get bent because
she had sex with someone else. Christ, all Daniel
has to do is look around. His mother has slept with
seemingly hundreds of men. His step-daddy, Nick
Newman has cheated. Adultery is the name of the game
in Genoa City. But what would you expect in a city
where it's okay for men to whore around, but not
when women do it.
Anyone besides me think Neil Winters may have broke
today a few labor laws? I don't know that Ana Banana
Hamilton, AKA Cousin It, was paid, but is it legal
for minor children to perform in clubs? Shouldn't
someone have noticed by now that Ana was present
where alcohol was being served? Has Indigo owner
Winters developed a thing for young children? Neil's
willingness to take his own life if it'll make Devon
Hamilton happy would indicate as much. His saying
today that he wants to be the man who can say he
discovered Ana borders on pedophilia.
There's something queer about Ana having a sudden
case of stage fright too. When she first sang before
the Indigo crowd she was not the least bit nervous.
Yet there she was today scared of singing until
Karen Taylor gave her Dr. Neil's how to avoid being
afraid tip: See the crowd in its underwear. Focus on
one person. Like Devon Hamilton? By golly, Ana's got
it! Do it for Devon. Keep the boy happy.
And that song Ana sang. Could the lyrics have been
more third grade? "Love" this, and "love" that and
more "love" which is "key to the world" and gag me
with a spoon. What 11-year-old girl sings about
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