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by Brent Kellogg
July 11, 2008

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In other events today, what can be said about David Chow going to another Brad Carlton poker game except maybe to ask: How many times has David been told of these games and how many times has he declined to play only to later say that he'll be at the game with bells on? Is it more than the times he's told Nikki Chow that they can't be together and yet keep seeing each other? Would this have anything to do with the fact that David and Nikki work together? Wouldn't a real man wanting nothing to do with a woman stop working with her? I always preface statements like this with the 'real man' tag because David isn't a real man. I'll spare you the details, but after all that's gone on in recent days, a real man wouldn't have sex with a cow.

Plus, if David was a real gambler he'd spot a slimy card shark a mile away. He would have easily seen Brad Carlton dealing from the bottom of the deck and there's nothing lower than a card cheat. Back in the days of Cowboys and Indians Brad would have been shot had he been caught, but we know he can't be caught in modern day Genoa City because the deck was stacked against David long ago.

Adam's idea to smear David would have been a good one if it hadn't come from Adam. With Jabot Cosmetics about to launch its line of all-natural products, and if Adam was on the ball he'd know it's not ready because David never worked out the movie deal, Adam wanted to make public the fact that one of Jabot's top executives is a gambler. Forget that Adam thought this would scare Jabot's customers away, he apparently hasn't heard that having a gambling habit is nothing compared to being addicted to porn. Daniel Romalotti was, and may still be, and look at all the good it did him. Daniel said himself this week that he's come along way, learned enough to get a job at his mother's fancy fashion magazine, and as his faux daddy's rock tour photographer.

Speaking of Mr. Red Panties, I cannot overstate what a slug Daniel is. After virtually cheating on his wife Lily Winters, he had the nerve today to stomp his little feet and walk out on Amber Moore after figuring out that she cheated on him with Professor Gerbil. And Amber had to have a bawling fit over this? She should be rejoicing. In all of Genoa City, there must be a real man out there Amber can find who she won't have to worry will get bent because she had sex with someone else. Christ, all Daniel has to do is look around. His mother has slept with seemingly hundreds of men. His step-daddy, Nick Newman has cheated. Adultery is the name of the game in Genoa City. But what would you expect in a city where it's okay for men to whore around, but not when women do it.

Anyone besides me think Neil Winters may have broke today a few labor laws? I don't know that Ana Banana Hamilton, AKA Cousin It, was paid, but is it legal for minor children to perform in clubs? Shouldn't someone have noticed by now that Ana was present where alcohol was being served? Has Indigo owner Winters developed a thing for young children? Neil's willingness to take his own life if it'll make Devon Hamilton happy would indicate as much. His saying today that he wants to be the man who can say he discovered Ana borders on pedophilia.

There's something queer about Ana having a sudden case of stage fright too. When she first sang before the Indigo crowd she was not the least bit nervous. Yet there she was today scared of singing until Karen Taylor gave her Dr. Neil's how to avoid being afraid tip: See the crowd in its underwear. Focus on one person. Like Devon Hamilton? By golly, Ana's got it! Do it for Devon. Keep the boy happy.

And that song Ana sang. Could the lyrics have been more third grade? "Love" this, and "love" that and more "love" which is "key to the world" and gag me with a spoon. What 11-year-old girl sings about love?

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