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by Brent Kellogg

July 10, 2008
 

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It's exactly like Victoria! It's her freaking MO. She can't be happy, Victoria doesn't want anyone else to be happy. Bet your ass she told Victor, and being so gullible, Victor actually believed what Victoria told him. He swallowed her turd whole. He came to the conclusion that Sabrina married him under "false pretences" when it was he who rushed Sabrina into the marriage. It's not like he told her about all the women he's been married to. Why is it okay when men whore around, but not when women do it? Because women are supposed to be the weaker sex?

As it turned out Victor told Sabrina that he'll forget what Victoria told him, but didn't you want to push Victoria's face into a wood chipper for being such a hateful bitch? You don't need me reminding you what a slut she is, so I'll get to the next point.

Why is it not okay for Sharon Abbott to be on the cover of Restless Style, but it is okay for Victoria to be? Give up? Sharon can't because she's a "partner" at the magazine.

Victoria can because she's only the sister of one of the partners. Granted, the people RSM is coming up with as potential cover girls are bottom of the barrel types, but have you ever heard of a cover girl being arrested for stealing a diamond bracelet? That was the reason given today when RSM's pick for the cover was rejected. Backup pick, another singing star, had the good sense to bail, and with co-publisher Jack Abbott having the good sense to say Lily Winters isn't woman enough to be on the cover, it was decided that Victoria would be perfect because, as Jack said, "Newman's sell".

They do? What do they sell? Tickets to electric chair viewings? Is there any Newman over the age of consent without a criminal background? Just what you want on the cover of your fashion magazine, no? Additionally, according to rocks in her head Sharon, having Victoria on the cover will also promote interest in the semi-annual, never held before, Charity Gala. Oh lord, I'm sure the readers in Maine can't wait to get the next issue.

"Maximillion, did you know there's a charity gala in Genoa City? It's all right here in RSM. Shall we go? I've never been to Wisconsin. And we absolutely must stop in Chicago first."

That's almost as crazy as Sabrina's ex-boy toy saying he came to Genoa City because he'd heard about the wonderful scenery. Perhaps he'll take back to Paris with him some bananas and apples from the Farmer Market known worldwide for having out-of-season fruits for sale. If he wants in season fruit, there's always Daniel Romalotti.

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