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by Brent Kellogg
August 31, 2009

That Cane Ashby is going around with Handiwipes cleaning his cancerous wife's ass keeps bothering me. Cane's plan it would seem is to insure that wherever Lily sits or eats is germ free. Ah, kinda late for that ain't it? Clearly Lily has the cancer gene so she can pretty much kiss her ass goodbye although you must admit she is a fighter. For as young she is at twenty-two this kid has fought off STD's and sexual predators and real fathers in exchange for uncles and all this just since she was sixteen or seventeen. But what I'm not understanding is why Lily would go out in public if Cane fears she'll catch Swine Flu or something. And for sure don't go to the creepy Jitter Joint if you do go out.

One other issue in need of addressing is why anyone must watch the Ashby's dog. Don't they have a fenced backyard? A dog house when Cane isn't in it? What about leaving the dog in the house when they're out? With news that the Newman dog was murdered by a crazy person still on the loose you'd think the Ashby's would want their dog in the house and for sure not hand it over to the local bar owner. The way Mac Browning sleeps around and rubs elbows with the town slime when does she have time to dog sit?

There's plenty about Cane and Lily to make skin crawl, but what wife wants to hear this would be the day hubby and his ex would have been married fro a year if the ex hadn't been caught in a pregnancy lie?

When people ask me, and they do I'm sorry to say, why Jill Abbott is back to doing nails for a living I can only shake my head before telling the story of how she put all her eggs in one basket and an elephant named Victor Newman sat on it. Victor is, you know, to blame for everything bad that happens in this god forsaken city.

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