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by Brent Kellogg
August 24, 2009

Which is more crazy? That Sharon Collins, as punishment for her crime, is allowed to stay for thirty days in what is nothing less than a Hilton hotel suite, Lily Ashby having an appetite following three hours of chemotherapy, or a judge allowing the crazy Ashley Newman to have her head examined at the Newman Ponderosa?

A tough choice, I'm going with Lily because I know first hand that real cancer patients are not hungry after their first, and second, and third chemo treatment! Even if they were, they wouldn't have the energy to make a meal for themselves. But not Lily, she could eat a horse and grill it herself.

Let me tell those who write this unbelievable shit what having cancer is really like. Following her first chemo treatment my wife was puking all over the place; all over me. And that's another thing we won't see; Cane Ashby wiping Lily's puke off himself, or the floor, or the bed, or wherever Lily's barf might land. Coming home from the hospital, my wife could barely walk by herself. She didn't want to talk or do much of anything as it was all she could do to lay on the bed and pop anti-nausea pills. Then there was the suppositories needing to be shoved up her butt so she wouldn't become constipated which is another thing chemo causes. You can bet we won't see Lily having trouble crapping. She'll gobble down food like a stoner with the munchies.

She did too act like she was at a spa being waited on hand and foot by hubby Cane. Could he get her a "case" of magazines? Could the normal cancer patient even afford one magazine when they run $5 per issue? Could Cane "surprise" Lily with a special treat since there was not enough time remaining at the cancer spa to watch another movie?

The treat she got was some mind-numbing bedtime story and if you saw this you must have asked, how effing old is this girl that she has to be told any story? Christ Almighty, it's a wonder Cane didn't tuck Lily in after that personal nursery rhyme - the explanation of which he had to spell out for her. The man who went bankrupt, but was a standup guy who wanted to catch cattle rustlers only to become a marked man forced to leave Dodge.

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