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by Brent Kellogg
August 21, 2009
More dumb-ass shit from the morons who know who they
are, there's word that Jack Abbott is really Nick
Newman's daddy. Well damn, if anyone deserves a dad
like Jack it's Nick and vice-versa.
This is all supposed to come about when one day
Summer Newman, a sickly kid if there ever was one,
becomes in need of a [insert your own plot device
here]. Mix in a little of Victor Newman's demise due
to old age and you see it can't be a simple case of
Victor dying and everyone living happily ever after
including Nikki Newman which might explain rumors of
a farmer named Chancellor in desperate need of new
cow. Milking cows would be more profitable, but when
you're old and still running your own dairy farm you
take what you can get.
Want a fun thing to do when you're just sitting
around waiting for a bolt of entertainment and/or
drama to strike you? Something to do while you're
wondering when Ashley Newman will figure out she
ain't pregnant? Go to a cemetery! Yeah, it must be
the anniversary of someone's death. Let's see, who
could it be?
John Abbott!
And there he is, not around for the old man's
imminent death, Billy Abbott suddenly thinking with
brother Jack that this might be a good day to get
the crazy bitch away from the Newman House Of
Horrors. Their collective ass kicked off the
Ponderosa how many times, the boys had no trouble
getting past security and asked Ashley, how 'bout it
babe? Wanna visit daddy's grave?
Why Jack, and Billy, who could ask for better
brothers? Of course I'd like to go grave visiting.
Never mind my looking like death warmed over and
just having a flashback of killing Sabrina Newman,
or was it Nikki Newman, let's blow this pop stand.
Oh, wait! You wouldn't have an ulterior motive,
would you? Like hiring the all-purpose lawyer
Michael Baldwin to have me committed? You did, and
Baldwin will be here soon to inform my husband in
person? The shame! Using daddy's death to manipulate
me. And don't you dare say he wasn't my daddy. I may
be crazy, but I ain't insane.
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