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by Brent Kellogg
August 10, 2009

When you've been writing about the chipmunks and the freaks and the sluts and the whoremongers of Genoa City for any length of time you learn that "is that not the craziest damn thing you ever did hear" is not the phrase that pays. Nothing you heard today will top what you'll hear tomorrow and the day after that infinitum. Nor will you ever know what it's like to be so disturbed, so lost in a storm of bad memories, that you steal stuff and not realize what you're doing.

Take Sharon WhatsHerName, for example. Just can't get over the fact Nick Newman is holding his marriage together, at a jewelry store, Sharon made off with a ring only to be stopped at the door by security which, you'll admit, is better than the entire teams of security guarding the Newman Ponderosa and allegedly chasing down the very crazy Patty Williams.

Assuming you're a good person, that you've never slept with an ex while married to another man, that you never driven around town with Cameron Kirsten in the trunk of your car, you probably wouldn't know what to do if busted for shoplifting. Here, according to the Gospel of Sharon, is what you do. Give security your story. Not the one in which you are one of the richest bitches in town, the one where you've been done so wrong. If that doesn't work, offer to pay double, even triple, what the stolen goods would have cost and watch how quickly greed takes hold. The store was almost ready to agree there had been a "misunderstanding" when a summoned cop recognized Sharon as the town kleptomaniac and thus her money was no good along with the store declaring Sharon a "con". Now, let's see. Woman looks at pretty ring, tries it on, leaves store with ring without paying. Where's the con in that?

Talk about two-timing, all this time Nikki Newman has been dating Paul Williams she's been getting lucky while thinking about Victor Newman? Would that explain the sudden I'm-still-in-love-with the old fart mantra she's been chanting? Paul not good in bed? What the hell is wrong with this woman except that she likes men who beat on her. What is wrong with Paul that he would bawl over this? That he would say it would be a "honor" to marry the old cow. Is there a shortage of women in Genoa City? Hasn't he heard that women are like buses? Another one will be along in ten minutes. If Nikki isn't good enough for him, what does that say about Victor? Hey Vic, you're second best in Nikki's book.

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