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by Brent Kellogg
 

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My conclusion, as it's been so many times, is that we are the fools for watching this shit. Any company that changes CEOs so many times as NE and Jabot have would have gone belly-up long ago. No man, not even the great Victor Newman, would want his ex-wife back for, what would it be if they hookup again, a fifth time. No company would employ a hunkmonkey like J.T. to head its security and if it did for damn sure wouldn't let him play PI on the side. I mean, sweet Jesus, asked how the search for Nikki is going J.T. said the search and rescue team hasn't found her yet. What the hell is the hold up? Wouldn't the first place a real R&S team would search is the person's last known location? If there is really an R&S team, all it needs is to go back to that bar and out there on the beach they'll find Nikki. The team will be able to hear her screaming "Victor" a mile away.

Am I the only one who finds this insane? Admittedly I've never seen the beach Nikki is strolling along, but every beach I've ever been on in Hawaii, and I've been on all that Oahu has to offer, you don't have to scream or call out for someone unless you expect them to pop out of the surf. So it is, I guess, that we are about to be distracted by the Chloe Mitchell is really Kate Valentine saga. You gotta love this because you can't make it up.

At the impromptu wedding reception held at the Chancellor Mausoleum today, at which Chloe and Cane were the only guests, Ether Valentine spied her thought to have been in a boarding school daughter. The story goes that since Chloe has been in Genoa City, because she doesn't get out much, Ether hasn't seen her yet. She has heard the gossip, however.

Ether doesn't like that Chloe trapped Cane into a marriage because she was so hoping that young Lily Winters would get that privilege. As she's watching the guests arrive she spies a woman who looks just like daughter Kate although it's not known when the last time was that she even saw Kate. And lo, it is Kate - and she's pregnant!

So why wouldn't mother and child be happy to see each other? Class? Altogether now. Because Kate is an angry child!

Kate finds Ether an embarrassment. Ether is, after all, a lowly maid. She makes a pile of money, her employer set aside a chunk of money for Kate, but Kate came home without telling mommy and even changed her name. Anyone can, you know, change their names so long as they don't use the name to commit fraud. Just a little legal tidbit you won't learn from Michael Baldwin.

As you'd expect, Ether will be hurt. She'll put on a happy face because she's going to be a granny, and this will somehow connect her to Jill, who will ask Cane to divorce Chloe and pay her to leave town. Yeah, like that's always the answer. The injured party, the, it must have been my fault for stashing the child in a boarding school for all her young life, Ether will be the one to suck up to the child. She will, we're told, go to the Jitter Joint wearing her maid's uniform which will totally shock Chloe because she, Chloe, is such a morally upright person.

Ether will call Chloe 'Kate' and Chloe's skin will crawl despite that she'll manage to get a 'mom' past her lying lips and you damn well know that Lily will be there to hear it. This will too make Lily suspect that Chloe was lying all along and, gasp, she didn't have a clue.

Then, in what can only be one of those edge of your seat drama moments, Chloe will say she's moving into the mausoleum and as always this will "affect so many lives". Don't be surprised either if Jill and Katherine plot to keep Chloe locked in an upstairs wing like they did when Nina Webster was pregnant with Jill's grandson Phillip Chancellor IV who Jill hasn't seen, nor spoken about in years, but would appear to be somewhat giddy that Cane is giving her another grandchild that she can forget about too.

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