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by Brent Kellogg
Brent's morning coffee courtesy of Speeder & Earls, Burlington, VT.

August 20, 2008

Having covered just about everything there is in the daze ahead to cover, I was at a loss as to what there would be to report on today. The Newman Vs. Newman war? The fact that Nikki Chow and Paul Williams pulled out of their collective ass the exact location of that small fishing village on the Mexican coast? Details of how the use of a corporate jet in the search of Victor Newman can be written off as a business expense, or how Nikki lost control of the Ponderosa main house which is now controlled by Newman Enterprises which means evil bitch Victoria Hellstrom can - and did - kick Victor Adam Newman out?

Does that mean Adam will become a vagabond? Will he be sleeping behind the dumpster outside the Jitter Joint and asking rich, gay boys for a handout? Outside the thrill of trashing those family values she claims to hold so dear, what does Victoria hope to gain? Wouldn't her evil be better served by finding a way to terminate Adam's employment? That probably wouldn't work either because Adam would simply go over to Jabot Cosmetics, or Useless Style Magazine.

Digressing a bit, I was wondering where Kevin and Jana Fisher went on their honeymoon. Wonder if they've heard about the tourist trap on the Mexican Coast. Aren't the tuna running? Did Jana's parents send her a wedding gift? A weekend in Hawaii? Oh, you silly. Jana doesn't have any parents. Except for the nutjobs she's met since coming to Genoa City, Jana has no friends; no relatives; no uncle in Australia, or BFF in Paris/Italy.

How strange was it that family-minded, hopes he and his long forgotten son can get to know each other better, Lowell Baldwin didn't ask Jana why her family wasn't represented? Wouldn't he have been thrilled to know that Jana contributed to her own father's death?

What about Gloria Bardwell? Not having seen Lowell for years, wouldn't she have been semi-interested in what brought him to transcendental meditation? Gloria spent more time with Tom Fisher, the freak who kept her youngest son locked in a closet. Perhaps the smell of Daniel Romalotti and Colleen Carlton having sex on the floor muddled her mind. Then again, Gloria and hubby Jeff have bigger fish to fry. They must enlist Jack Abbott's support in order to take control of Jabot. They must hurry because there's a scandal about to be published exposing Jack's, and his wife's, slimy past.

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