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by Brent Kellogg
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Speaking of lost daddies, who wants to whack Michael
Baldwin upside the head a few times while telling
him to either crap, or get off the pot, where Lowell
Baldwin is concerned? His
I've-got-to-know-where-I-came-from vomit reeks.
Telling half-wit brother Kevin Fisher that he won't
understand until he has kids of his own, that
he has no anchor, that he must understand
himself as a man and a father, did no good as Kevin
asked why Michael would want to find a killer
who slept with one of his students.
Then, as a token of Michael's willingness to walk
Jana Hawkes down the aisle of marriage, Kevin gave
Michael a coffee mug! Cheap bastard was then told
how much he's grown since the day he had sex with
Lily Winters, tried to kill Colleen Carlton, and
committed so many crimes there's not enough memory
cards in Jack Abbott's office to store them all.
And lo, but Kevin went to Jana's stag party dressed
as Karnack the Magnificent. He told fortunes and
stripped off so many items of clothing his
sister-in-law, Lauren Baldwin, got so hot she had to
leave the party. Hairless boy that Kevin is, it
doesn't take much to turn Lauren on. She ran all the
way to tell Michael. Imagine that conversation: "Oh
Michael, your brother started stripping. Kevin's so
hot I would have done him right there if old ladies
Katherine Chancellor and Gloria Bardwell hadn't been
there. But I came home to you. Do me Michael. Now
what? Mismatched socks remind you of Lowell? Can't
get an erection? What the hell is wrong with you?"
Creepy as they are, the Baldwin's couldn't compare
with the Winters family today. Arriving at the home
of Cane Ashby, Neil Winters and Devon Hamilton caught Cane
trying to talk some sense into Lily. So what if he
got another woman pregnant? Can Lily truthful say
she won't mind marrying him and spending nights
alone while he's off bonding with his baby? "She
doesn't want to talk to you!" Devon puked, and Cane
didn't deck him on the spot. Claiming they'd come to
help Lily move, Devon and Neil took off without Lily
leaving her alone to - talk with Cane!
Your guess as to where Lily is moving is as good
as any because the next time we saw Devon and Neil
they were at the Indigo. It was Karaoke night, and
yet the only participants were Daniel Romalotti and
Colleen Carlton singing off key until Devon and
cousin It took the stage to sing yet another song
badly. God, these two are terrible, but by the time
it was over Lily was there in need of a big hug
from Devon. Seeing the act, assuming that something
bad must have happened, It came over to say, "Don't
be sad."
What could have made her think Lily was
sad? Was it the I've-lost-my-puppy look on Lily's
face? The fact that happiness in this town is hard
to come by?
Observing the sibling love, Neil remarked how
sweet it is that cousin It has given his children so
much joy. What would nearly 20-year-old Devon have
done if the 12-year-old hadn't come along. The statement fit right in with Neil's
earlier proclamation that parents should always be
truthful with their children because eventually
they'll find the truth out anyway. This would
explain then why Neil will keep from the kids that
Devon and Ana are really brother and sister.
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