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by Brent Kellogg
August 5, 2008
Witness, won't you, the next tiny but fascinating
step in the total insanity making up life in Genoa
City.
The baby in Chloe Mitchell's belly is Cane Ashby's.
The hell, you might scream. How can that be?
It be.
Based on what I've heard, given that Danny Romalotti
could be convinced that he had sex with Phyllis
Summers while he was drunk, I'd bet my bottom dollar
on it. Here's why:
Lily Winters cannot be happy. She cannot marry Cane
and they live happily ever after. There must be
chaos. There must be ex-wives and husbands hating
each other. There must be raves of "we are family"
no matter all the hate, and give 'em time, those who
refuse to bend on the family tree branch will come
around in time.
We've seen it with Nick Newman. Told to move off the
Ponderosa, Nick was prepared to do just that until
something told him daddy Victor would come around.
And around Victor did, and now Nick is staying put.
For now it's a which came first dilemma. The
chicken, or the egg. Will Neil Winters be appointed
head of Newman Enterprises before, or after he meets
with Cane to find out why Lily hasn't come running
to say she's accepted Cane's marriage proposal. Will
Neil first tell Victor Adam Newman that's he's the
top dog, and will VAN accept that a black man could
actually be in charge of the whitest company since
wonder bread?
What will Cane say when Neil asks what the frigging
hold up is? Not much. Cane will put on a dog and
pony show and Neil will go away happy until he
learns from Jana Hawkes that Chloe is pregnant and
it could be Cane's baby. This, of course, will shock
Neil as it should us that Jana, who doesn't know
Neil from jack, would run her mouth to him. With a
mouth like Jana's it would be nice to see Lily ram
her fist down it, but Lily's all hot air as she and
that pussy faux brother of hers demand that Chloe
have a DNA test to prove the lie Chloe will have
spread around town by this time including Lily's ex,
Daniel Romalotti.
And so, when something so private should be
personal, there will be Devon, or should we change
that to Darvon, Daniel and Cane joining forces to
prove Cane's not a daddy, and Cane trying to set the
example, proposes to Lily and she accepts thus
throwing Cane and Lily "fans" into one of those "ain't
they just the cutest couple" frenzy.
The big question is: What good would a DNA test be
before the baby is born? Would some quack at the God
Have Mercy Medical Center be so foolish as to risk
damage to the fetus by withdrawing DNA from it?
Stop the funeral!
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