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by Brent Kellogg
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Victor Newman has gone missing! He just up and disappeared! Wait until the GCN's Todd Brown finds out. I'll bet he'll have a scathing Viewpoint this weekend, especially when he finds out where Victor went. I'm thinking France. Knowing what a great man Victor is, I'd say he did the right thing by personally informing Sabrina Newman's family of her death instead of letting them hear about it on the news like heartless Nick Newman preferred. That's what I'd say, but I'd be wrong. Zara heard on the news. She's vacationing on some obscure island Michael Baldwin didn't know the name of. Michael knew where to reach Zara? She said she'd try to make it to the funeral, but couldn't say for certain? Victor wasn't the one to inform Zara? Why, no, he didn't. He said today that because Zara was one of Sabrina's favorite people, he didn't see the need. He furthermore didn't think her family might want the stuff Sabrina left behind which he stashed into a couple of bags and gave to charity! Holy crap! Would that include the junk Sabrina left behind in the gallery?

Oh, and don't forget why Michael is, if you'll excuse the term, wiping Victor's ass and doing all the dirty work. Victor was there for Michael when his family was going through hell although who can recall that Victor actually went around making funeral arrangements. Which is not to say Michael's doing all the work. Jana Hawkes was given that task! Said she felt obligated because Sabrina was her BFF, Jana did. Perish the thought that Jana lays awake at night thinking about when Sabrina treated her like a slave; Daniel's doing that; staying awake at Jana's place where he's moved again. Kevin Fisher said today Daniel's not sleeping well, but let's not get into how Kevin would know this or why he would care given that Amber Moore will be Jana's maid of honor.

Nor should we question why Jana would say that Nick, and his bitch sister Victoria Hellstrom, couldn't make funeral arrangements because Victor wouldn't want them involved. Yet it seemed today that when J.T. went to the Ponderosa and told Victor that "everybody" will be at the funeral, Victor didn't say, "I hope your traitorous wife isn't planning to be there."

Funny thing too, J.T. reported he's got a SWAT team "24/7" guarding the Ponderosa against reporters and yet at the same time Newman Enterprises No. 2 man Neil Winters was being called at home warning him that reporters were swarming the office. Neil, without asking if they'd called the head of security, AKA J.T., had to rush to the office to personally handle the matter. It's a sad day when the head guy at a multi-billion dollar company has to head security.

Also at the last minute, how amazing was it that Sabrina's "friends", presumably those outside Genoa City, will be at the funeral said to be held "tomorrow"? Maybe they call that being on the "fast track". I know when my wife dies, the next day I'll have her crap packed and out the door.

My second choice would be Kansas to visit Hope Adam's grave, although I can't remember where she's buried, didn't Victor say the Kansas farm would be turned into a museum? I recall he and neglected son Victor JR talked about selling the farm and hopefully someone rescued those neglected animals.

The third choice?

Mexico!

Remember Victor's jumping bean named Ramona Caceres in New Mexico? Think that's the reason he's going to Taco Town? Maybe back a little run across the border to see how her herbs are growing? We know he's going because Nick will soon be squealing to Adam that they've got to find daddy and get him to the church on time. Unless Adam has changed his name by then, who knows what Nick will call him. Have you wondered how Adam is going to explain his new name?

"This is Victor Newman calling about that acquisition you proposed. I've poured over the spreadsheets and... Adam Wilson? Oh, that was my old name. I'm Victor Adam Newman now. Yeah, I guess you could call me Adam, but I prefer Mr. Newman if you don't mind. What's confusing about it? How do you tell which Mr. Newman you're speaking with? Easy pal. I don't mumble and I don't say you got that. Got it?"

Finally today, you know how Paul 'Clueless Williams is always stepping in shit, but did you know he also personally overseas the transport of horses that have been sold to their new homes? As a favor to his old flower child Nikki Chow, Clueless went to the stables and actually led the horse into a trailer. Of course, he couldn't even manage this alone, and it was only after the horse was loaded that he got a whiff of dead body buried under the paddock. We learned that whoever murdered the unidentified woman, presumably David Chow, was so meticulous he removed the woman's fingers and teeth. But, in his haste, did not see the Harvard ring hanging around the woman's neck, or if he did, was in such a hurry he dropped it in the hay where eagle-eyed Clueless - and his on the scene now when he should be at NE - sidekick J.T. found it.

Golly, if Adam, or VAN, hurries, he can have what's left of Skye Lockhart's body tossed into a casket and the family can for the first time have a double-funeral.

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