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by Brent Kellogg
November 6, 2009
Note: Every now and then it's good to go back and
look at what was then in Genoa City, what is now,
and how not much has changed.
Originally published December 18, 2007:
After leading teenager Lily Winters on, after
getting her panties all wet when earlier they bumped
heads and rubbed noses like Eskimos in heat, Cane
Ashby told Winters they can only be friends. If that
had been J.T. Hellstrom, or Daniel Romalotti he
told, imagine the case of blue balls those boys
would have had. Then again, maybe you shouldn't
imagine that.
Now that she's been rejected, it's safe to say Lily
will run to Colleen Carlton and most likely cry that
Cane ruined her Christmas and she can't go on if
living is without Cane. Her assertion today, that
Cane used her because he knew she was on the
rebound, had me reaching for the 2x4. This little
bitch started sucking around the older Cane long
before the ink on her annulment papers was dry.
As if more proof is needed that Lily is a slut, her
wanting Cane to provide instruction on the correct
method of performing squats at the gym just so she
can smell his BO was it. Which is not to say Cane is
a saint. Instead of point blank telling the little
girl that she's too young for him, Cane came up with
a new line bound to go down in the GC annals. "We
come from different cultures."
Different cultures? Would that be like when Victor
Newman and Hopeless Adams kept telling each other
that they "come from different worlds"? Is the
culture in Australia so different from that of
America? Isn't it really that Cane may not be
looking forward to attending the next Winters family
traditional ice cream bake off?
Then there was Nikki Newman thinking a man who
kicked her out of her own house would want to go to
his granddaughter's birthday party with her. She
nearly died when Victor demanded she pay the money
she owes him as if their daughter being in a coma
automatically means that all hate is to be forgiven.
Nikki, honey. This is Genoa City. Nobody forgets
hate that easily. Think back a few weeks. Remember
when everyone said that the
Clear
Springs disaster had taught them how fleeting
life is? Did you notice how quickly everyone forgot
that resolution? Hate makes Genoa City go 'round.
Without hate this city would be nothing.
For the time being, I'm biased where Nikki is
concerned and I hope Victor sucks every dime he can
out of her. It might not be so bad if the old cow
weren't rubbing Victor's nose in David Chow's
excrement by allowing Chow to show his face whenever
Victor is around and letting Chow onto the
Ponderosa. Of course that's partially Victor's fault
for not leaving instructions at the front gate that
Chow and Carlton are not allowed on the property,
his property, for any reason.
Speaking of horseshit, how about the crap J.T.
Hellstrom and Brad Carlton spewed today. Oh the
things they want to tell their babies. The fishing
trips and father/son bonding. The teaching their
boys how to play baseball and their girls how to
play with dolls only kids like Noah Newman grow up
learning how to bake cookies.
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